Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Andy got PPP to accept a fight with Baked
This is also so fucking pointless, Baked is a trustfund kid he's never gonna show up. The only way any of this would happen is if it is in someones backyard.

There is so much content and Kino left on the cutting room floor because of this IRL fight nonsense, its just not entertaning. It took them almost 2 hours to get in to anything intressting. But i guess Warski needed an ego boost after reading all of the mean comments on the farms so i guess thats what this show is.
Way I see it, if Ralph tanks it it'll be by continuously demanding increasingly unrealistic stipulations to the contract until he forces it to fall through.
It seems to be his MO. My bet is on him bailing out after Boogie has an anexity episode and leaving then claming that the event isn't high profile enough for the killstream.
 
There is so much content and Kino left on the cutting room floor because of this IRL fight nonsense, its just not entertaning. It took them almost 2 hours to get in to anything intressting. But i guess Warski needed an ego boost after reading all of the mean comments on the farms so i guess thats what this show is.
Yeah this is exactly what all this is.
My problem has been from the begining though that he didnt know about any of the stuff covered on the casino and actually acts like it's his show.
He shows signs of this multiple times per show.
Ashton is going to get what he deserves for not putting in the effort to learn how to use OBS when his obsslave rises up and seal claps him to death.
 
Yeah this is exactly what all this is.
My problem has been from the begining though that he didnt know about any of the stuff covered on the casino and actually acts like it's his show.
He shows signs of this multiple times per show.
Ashton is going to get what he deserves for not putting in the effort to learn how to use OBS when his obsslave rises up and seal claps him to death.
My guess is that PPP and all of Warski's discord buddies has spent the last week gassing him up and that's why he acts so fucking hyper this stream.
I just love how he talks like hes gonna beat Ralph's ass in to the dirt. Warski buddy we all saw you locked in a bathroom crying cause Ralph's 5 foot 1 beachball ass was fixing to holler. You are not a fighter, You are not beating anything except your parents already low expectations of you in to the dirt.
 
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My guess is that PPP and all of Warski's discord buddies has spent the last week gassing him up and that's why he acts so fucking hyper this stream.
I just love how he talks like hes gonna beat Ralph's ass in to the dirt. Warski buddy we all save you locked in a bathroom crying cause Ralph's 5 foot 1 beachball ass was fixing to holler. You are not a fighter, You are not beating anything except your parents already low expectations of you in to the dirt.
Yeah seriously andy, We can all see your biceps because you stream yourself to the internet multiple times a week.
It's not hard to get noobie gains if you are actually hitting the weights, Gaining 30 lbs back from being a total coke head is not getting in fighhting shape.
Noobie gains are hard to avoid, If you have legit been hitting the gym for the last FIVE YEARS and we cannot see any biceps still its pretty sad.
Especially for how much you keep mentioning "head to the gym""
bruuuh, please let us see a flex.

Yeah seriously andy, We can all see your biceps because you stream yourself to the internet multiple times a week.
It's not hard to get noobie gains if you are actually hitting the weights, Gaining 30 lbs back from being a total coke head is not getting in fighhting shape.
Noobie gains are hard to avoid, If you have legit been hitting the gym for the last FIVE YEARS and we cannot see any biceps still its pretty sad.
Especially for how much you keep mentioning "head to the gym""
bruuuh, please let us see a flex.
I also cannot get over the Jimmy from southpark stutter when talking about "throwing it" and banging all these chicks from the gym or whereever the hell.
PLEASE ANDY, IVE NEVER HATED AN INTERNET PERSONALITY THE WAY I HAVE GROWN TO HATE YOU, AND ON PPPS THREAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
THE AUSTISM IS TAKING OVER FOR REAL
 
Tbh it’s starting to look like Ashton is just cucked. He comes off as Tardskis sidekick more than the creator of this whole show, which I’m pretty sure is Andy’s intention now. Should rename it the Andy Tardski show.

Watch it come out they split the money 60 Andy 40 PPP
Yeah no kidding.
He really is being cucked by the stuttering tard...
it's very sad.
Ashton, why did you let the fucking retard actually take over your entire schtick???
oh well... i guess im just a lonely ayylawg now, hating both these cows equally,.
 
this is the warski show now. Dude won't stfu now. Buddy stfu and let someone with an iq over 80 talk. Holy fuck you'd think this change they made would make this coked up sperg talk less but nah. Imagine if Ralph one taps this clown. What a travesty that would be. Im sorry im here to listen to PPP takes not warskis ADHD coked up cackling laughs wow imagine giving money to this clown show
 
this is the warski show now. Dude won't stfu now. Buddy stfu and let someone with an iq over 80 talk. Holy fuck you'd think this change they made would make this coked up sperg talk less but nah. Imagine if Ralph one taps this clown. What a travesty that would be. Im sorry im here to listen to PPP takes not warskis ADHD coked up cackling laughs wow imagine giving money to this clown show
Its fucking over bros.... it was fun while it lasted. This dipshit has ruined it. PPP deserves for not just learning a LITTLE obs....

No fucking way.... actually paused the show for andy's "piss"
andy you didnt piss at all for 1,
and PPP you actually handed this beautiful grift over on a silver platter to this retard.
Hold his beer while he "pisses"
fucking disgraceful "big dog"
absolutely disgraceful
 
Yeah seriously andy, We can all see your biceps because you stream yourself to the internet multiple times a week.
It's not hard to get noobie gains if you are actually hitting the weights, Gaining 30 lbs back from being a total coke head is not getting in fighhting shape.
Noobie gains are hard to avoid, If you have legit been hitting the gym for the last FIVE YEARS and we cannot see any biceps still its pretty sad.
Especially for how much you keep mentioning "head to the gym""
bruuuh, please let us see a flex.
The gym larp is just embarrasing. With how small he is it would be easy for him to get decent physique in just one year of training. Yet he goes on and on about how he trains 5 days a week.
I also cannot get over the Jimmy from southpark stutter when talking about "throwing it" and banging all these chicks from the gym or whereever the hell.
Warski apparently wants us to believe that his 5 foot 7 stuttering ass is picking up smoking hot chicks to bring back to papa Pires house? Where did he say that?
Tbh it’s starting to look like Ashton is just cucked. He comes off as Tardskis sidekick more than the creator of this whole show, which I’m pretty sure is Andy’s intention now. Should rename it the Andy Tardski show.

Watch it come out they split the money 60 Andy 40 PPP
The worst part is if you look at Ashton while Andy is having these boring spergouts he cam barely contain his excitement. They talk about arrested devlopment all the time but PPP is stuck in 2018 where Warski was actually funny. But i guess he missed the memo that Warski was only funny when lead like a horse to the comedy water by Daddy Jim.

I guess ill just have to live in the copium dimension where all of this is just setup for a 4d chess snaking show.
this is the warski show now. Dude won't stfu now. Buddy stfu and let someone with an iq over 80 talk. Holy fuck you'd think this change they made would make this coked up sperg talk less but nah. Imagine if Ralph one taps this clown. What a travesty that would be. Im sorry im here to listen to PPP takes not warskis ADHD coked up cackling laughs wow imagine giving money to this clown show
People shit on JF a lot but he kept Cokesis low iq takes to a minimum. PPP can't seem to grasp when it comes to Warski less is more.
 
He's been for months. It's the main reason I quit watching, because it's too painful to see.

Also I'm a bit irritated that we got a year's worth of PPP cutting wrestling promos about beating up Ralph in a fight and now that it might actually happen, the stuttering drunk jumps in front and claims the spot for himself. Who wants to see that when it could have, should have, been PPP?
If you think swatting AF and friends is beyond PPP then you don't know him well. PPP hates these people, it's not just "good fun". That being said I don't think PPP did the swatting, if anything he got one of his lackeys to do it, he's got some deep web connections that's for sure.

It;s interesting that Surfer is associating with people like this but to say that PPP is somehow morally above surfer is just silly., Surfer pretty much only streams Bible studies, weight loss streams and video games while PPP has sold out his morals to host a show that throws punches and gets him P P P Paid. We all like to watch because PPP is actually funny and knows a lot of the lore.

Of course it's hypocritical to make critiques like PPP does when he did a 180 on grifting, simping and his religious views. PPP loves to critique others but loses his mind when he is attacked even in the slightest, He responded the exact same when Jesse went after him as he did when the surfer/PPP argument happened, crying about how "they are trying to tank my show"

He's literally become the lolcow he rages about, he's simping for satanists, he's got some weird high heel fetish and got some homo friend he lays in bed with while getting his tits squeezed haha you can't make this stuff up

I still continue to watch the show, I find it entertaining but Surfer seems like an ok guy who's upset that he was betrayed by his best friend.
 
If you think swatting AF and friends is beyond PPP then you don't know him well. PPP hates these people, it's not just "good fun". That being said I don't think PPP did the swatting, if anything he got one of his lackeys to do it, he's got some deep web connections that's for sure.

It;s interesting that Surfer is associating with people like this but to say that PPP is somehow morally above surfer is just silly., Surfer pretty much only streams Bible studies, weight loss streams and video games while PPP has sold out his morals to host a show that throws punches and gets him P P P Paid. We all like to watch because PPP is actually funny and knows a lot of the lore.

Of course it's hypocritical to make critiques like PPP does when he did a 180 on grifting, simping and his religious views. PPP loves to critique others but loses his mind when he is attacked even in the slightest, He responded the exact same when Jesse went after him as he did when the surfer/PPP argument happened, crying about how "they are trying to tank my show"

He's literally become the lolcow he rages about, he's simping for satanists, he's got some weird high heel fetish and got some homo friend he lays in bed with while getting his tits squeezed haha you can't make this stuff up

I still continue to watch the show, I find it entertaining but Surfer seems like an ok guy who's upset that he was betrayed by his best friend.
It would all be ok if he didnt just hand it all over to the stuttering retard.
Not expecting foul play from discord autists is absolutely naive.
But spending the last 2 years getting to this position just to fucking TANK EVERYTHING by letting this stutterfuck seal clapping uninteresting self absorbed RETARD take it all project as his own is absolutely unforgivable.
PPP I can't wait to watch the surfer episode about how you were swatted and felted all while andy keeps the show g-g-g-going all on h-h-h-his o-o-o-own, it is his s-s-show a=a=after a-a-all.
 
It would all be ok if he didnt just hand it all over to the stuttering retard.
Not expecting foul play from discord autists is absolutely naive.
But spending the last 2 years getting to this position just to fucking TANK EVERYTHING by letting this stutterfuck seal clapping uninteresting self absorbed RETARD take it all project as his own is absolutely unforgivable.
PPP I can't wait to watch the surfer episode about how you were swatted and felted all while andy keeps the show g-g-g-going all on h-h-h-his o-o-o-own, it is his s-s-show a=a=after a-a-all.
To be clear I'm not saying PPP swatted anyone, I'm just saying he's not above that somehow.
 
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