Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Udders4Everyone]

PPP admitted he didn’t even watch the full 20 minute boring ass beardson cringe he played before they covered it on the show. Is he really just like Ralph now where he lazily hunts for clips just a few hours before a show he has an entire week to prepare for? Seriously bro when you are good you’re really good but when you’re boring it’s a rough watch. Not every show has to be another all time banger but I know you can do better than this. I watched the first ten minutes of the classic G Slur stream the other day and it legitimately had me laughing out loud. Don’t fall into the laziness that doomed the gunt to crash and burn.

If they're going to continue shill this gay ass fight then I won't bother.


Most of the time they never watch clips beforehand they should it would greatly benefit them if they did.

It could have been such an epic show.... like cant we all have FUNCTIONING autism.,...?
no we are all drug down by stutterfuck shitwits like THE tardski

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

@Crystal Golem won.

@Randbot and @CookofDoom won

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Okay my stance on Andy Tardski has changed

I can’t fucking stand this insufferable stuttering grifting faggot who constantly “read dono” and talk about a fight with him and Ralph that’s probably won’t happen considering the Gunt’s
Ailing health

Can’t Andy shut the fuck up? Ffs I’d rather have someone be tbe OBS slave or have PPP figure it out or even have the phone streams again

Kino Casino is losing its Kino aspect. Might as well call it Tardski Casino because tbe stuttering coke head can’t shut the fuck up

 

[tantric_depressive]

Come on dude you couldn't let me believe there was one decent person in this space haha
attachments are dead but regardless it doesn't look like something I'd want to see. PPP's starfish was enough.

Bro, if Surfer wasn't schizo I'd find him one of the most morally disgusting people ever involved in IBS. Think about it : 1 big blowup with someone who's like a brother to him irl, this is not an internet originating friendship remember , and instead of maybe waiting and seeing if he still feels what happened that night is reason to still be at "friend/family member completely cut off" status in a week or month or whatever, he immediately uses the blowup for attention and launching an aylawg ecareer against PPP, with I think a call in to the Killstream within a day and a multihour "shittalk ppp with his former capos/now vultures scenting dead clout" stream within a couple days. PPP was the one who treated it like the real life relation it was, refraining from trashing Surfer, and actually expressing worry about him, and how the discord weirdos might fuck with him on his own. He never even really revealed anything bad or embarrassing about Surfer that wasn't already known despite Surfer broadcasting anything he could think of online in hopes it'd ruin him, and then inventing obviously bullshit tales about him in hopes those would.
I'm pretty sure PPP woulda been on talking terms with Surfer again by now if Surfer had acted like someone not trying to serve his real life best and only friend of a week prior up to that friend's online enemies as a sacrifice, and may have even eventually let that go, but Surfer the Stalker followed him everywhere he went online, and kept logging in insanely long 'fuck ashton' streams day after day. His own insanely bitter ex behavior guaranteed any anti PPP rhetoric from him was neutered by default. Even Ralph couldn't run with any Surfer narratives for easy dunking content, Surfer had so thoroughly discredited himself.
Surfer's so lacking in self awareness, he acted like PPP was the one trying to ruin the other and being unreasonable, when he was just trying to not engage with a dude who'd been like a brother irl for years, and make further escalation of their issues with eachother drama wank fod for the ibs D team. I think Surfer only stopped stalking every livechat of streams PPPs on maybe 2 weeks ago. He still wishes for the only recent success Ashton's found to be undone, like a vengeful woman, while acting like the discord vultures still orbiting his dead clout, and hoping they get to participate in making the same happen for his ex best friend, were the real friends all along. The whole shits gay and gross and that discord crew is only contributing to an already mentally unwell man having much less of a grip on reality

I can buy into the Swatspiracy because I can't think of anyone who benefits from swatting Surfer/PPP's former residence other than Kino Casino for propaganda points against AF. It's an interesting angle at least. Not so sure about Jesse playing 6D chess or whatever the rest of the video was about.

I predict in 3 months time, Incel Army takes credit with an effort post detailing his op that pins the normie blame on Baked Alaska, who now faces 11 new federal charges

Godwinson needs to come back to the KC.

Also the constant stuttering super chats being read in between the Kino is starting to annoy me

I just want to enjoy the Kino, not hear Andy’s stuttering interrupt the flow.

Would a text to speech bot reading off donos during their designated non content cucking show slots work? I know it'd give Warski's voice a rest too, as, iirc, it gets sore sometimes late in streams

If you think even the funny parts of this episode were totally ruined by that motherfucking retard. im done bros.... im out....

im blowing my own fucking brains out from ther fucking headace this absolute retard has given me.....
YOU ARE SO FUCKING WORTHLESS RETARDSKI
SO FUCKING UTTERLY WORTHLESS
THANKS FOR RUINING ALL OF IT
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Have some perspective, we would've never had so much kino in past months if Warski had never wanted to do this with PPP & that's the truth

 

[3322]

I can't believe it took all of you this long to figure out that Warski fucking sucks and is ruining the show.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Dear Canadians, here's a tip from a tard: don't even mention the fight anymore until you have a date. Ralph will try to push you into talking about it because he can see this fight talk is killing the show.

Do a couple of special episodes about Mersh or whatever and talk about this homosexual festival only once something is signed.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

The Ralphacurse strikes again and The Killstream will outlast Chemocasino. Can't abort!

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

Josh, buddy, just throw caution to the wind.
You can't win if you don't play

 

[Zeno Bardas]

I don't know what's more pathetic, Fuentes wanting a monkey more than a woman or these retard canadians spending 1 hour on said remark

 

[Pomniman]

I had a dream where multiple PPP clones were blown into giblets by some sort of rouge AI in a dystopian 90s scifi movie while attempting to extract cybershekels from it.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

The reason the Canadian retard can't shut up his ADHD ranting about this fite me irl shit is because he thinks this is "his was back to the spotlight". The last time Retardski road high was with his fite me irl fight with Tonka, then he tanked it with AIM AIM AIM and solidifying his role of a lolcow. Bet in the back of his mind he thinks that IF, just ONLY IF he can get another fight going he will rebound and become an "internet darling" for this sector and he can dump PPP and keep all the money for himself. Tarski is a complete narcissist and backstabber and it is really surprising seeing all of you finally realize that. I thought most people could see what a sellout shilling faggot he was within a minute. Tardski thinks this is HIS show, not a shared show with PPP. Warski relies on his co-hosts for content and/or audience because it doesn't take long to figure out his is a simple grifter desperate for ANY adulation due to his parents failure of showing him any love as a child.

Also for those of you questioning his "work outs". I was asking myself the same question. As I have been going to the gym lately to knock out some of this weight I put on over the COVID shit. I started noticing pretty serious gains in weight loss and muscle gain/definition after about 2 weeks. Then I started wondering? What does Warski look the same after YEARS of working out. The guy still has a pot belly from all the booze he guzzles during a show. Also looks like he is starting to form tits as well.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The reason the Canadian retard can't shut up his ADHD ranting about this fite me irl shit is because he thinks this is "his was back to the spotlight". The last time Retardski road high was with his fite me irl fight with Tonka, then he tanked it with AIM AIM AIM and solidifying his role of a lolcow. Bet in the back of his mind he thinks that IF, just ONLY IF he can get another fight going he will rebound and become an "internet darling" for this sector and he can dump PPP and keep all the money for himself. Tarski is a complete narcissist and backstabber and it is really surprising seeing all of you finally realize that. I thought most people could see what a sellout shilling faggot he was within a minute. Tardski thinks this is HIS show, not a shared show with PPP. Warski relies on his co-hosts for content and/or audience because it doesn't take long to figure out his is a simple grifter desperate for ANY adulation due to his parents failure of showing him any love as a child.

Also for those of you questioning his "work outs". I was asking myself the same question. As I have been going to the gym lately to knock out some of this weight I put on over the COVID shit. I started noticing pretty serious gains in weight loss and muscle gain/definition after about 2 weeks. Then I started wondering? What does Warski look the same after YEARS of working out. The guy still has a pot belly from all the booze he guzzles during a show. Also looks like he is starting to form tits as well.

He’s taking gym advice from Mersh!

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

I never really liked PPP and found him quite annoying because he just seemed like a sperg, but I at least respected him because he had principles. He doesn't even have that now.

 

[Shek$il]

I'm sorry but what is PPP smoking claiming "a person of average athletic ability" could last "three rounds" in a boxing ring? He's clearly never seen how quickly the fight leaves someone after a 20-30 second engagement.

Six rounds of three minutes/apiece for Ralph is like buying a Boeing 747 for a pack of the peanuts. The average person who hops in the ring barely makes it through one round of anything harsher than a hug and a kiss on the forehead. Ralph has no more than 45 seconds, counting adrenaline and second winds of swinging or being hit.

For anyone else who's boxed, it's not like Hajime no ippo. Getting hit drains stamina. Throwing a miss, a blocked hit, and a clean hit drains stamina. Keeping your guard up drains stamina. Moving around the ring drains stamina. Hell, you can lose stamina by breathing if you take a bodyblow and start sucking wind. Coupled with the fact I've never stepped in any ring that felt cooler than 75-80 degrees I don't know why these guys ever agreed on something more than 2 rounds at most. Because we're not getting more than a minute of actual fighting.

I'm rainbow posting here in assuming the fight does happen, but the whole thing is farcical.

 

[Null]

You can continue the discussion with the AF twink here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...avleblanc-about-ppps-anus-or-whatever.118011/

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

Running a successful show is different than commenting on it. The audience can be as fickle as a pro wrestling one (especially in right-wing circles) and you can't afford to try to please everyone. Thus if I were PPP I wouldn't worry about spending some time talking about the fight or focusing on the same old lolcows, who show no signs of wearing out.

However the issue of constant low-IQ interjections by Warski really does need to be addressed.

 

[Fools Idol]

I'm not watching the show because fuck watching 6 hour streams about bullshit but I just want to say that I like Andy Warski.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Also for those of you questioning his "work outs".

Hey Warski, if you are serious about the fight, that means a lot of training. A lot. You are obviously not in great shape, just better shape than the Gunt. For you to dedicate yourself to training, you have to cut back on doing other things... A lot of people would suggest the KC for one.

Consider that.

This fight will never happen, not even on Koomsters yacht.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Who else thought of this when Warski said he sees hot chicks whenever he goes outside

Spoiler

 

[A Welsh Cake]

If we’re still debating about third members to try and make the show tolerable I can volunteer. I apparently have a face meant for radio.