DOMO UCHITORU PACIFICO RIPOFFO
Jack's pissy about the diner being gone.
Salsa suckin' striketard. He whines. If he's going by the old chestnut about if the salsa is bad, the rest is bad, why don't they get up and leave at that point? Because they ain't leavin' untill they've eaten.
The table beans are straight up rosarita. I can recognize that paste anywhere.
The place pretends to be upscale with octopus tacos, but the only upscale is their fucking pricing.
Jacks plate looks like someone puked on it. Jack could cook at this place.
Tammy's chili releno looks like it's straight outta nursing home.
The tacos are pathetic and the tortillas are oversized.
Jack got bent over at this shithole.
Jack whines about the music. Perhaps he is afraid of getting demonitized.
An assasination attempt on Tammy fails.
I worked in a supermarket deli, we used toothpicks to keep food shut in the fryer, but those were removed the second they came out of the fucking basket.
Jack forgets to backbite the restaurant in the car, so we get a complaint from the JackDen feat puppy.
Even Jack's backbiting lacks balls. "They're so nice". A fuckup like the toothpick incident could straight up kill someone.
- I've wanted to skip a lot of the recent Jack videos, but this one was exciting.
- If Jack still did youtube live "Kesko" would be a great burner.
- HHH, I like your "Jack failed meal comping" fanfic, but I feel like we would have got full flatface after something like that. I'm guessing they comped Tammy but still made Jack pay for his $4.00 empty tacos.
- The shitty mirror flip thing has been previously explained, it's vanity front face camera witchery, not something Jack is attempting.
PIGS IN A BLANKET AKIDO
Jack seems drunk. All of these keto recipes are pretty interchangable, you make the substitutes that make the food taste like shit, then pretend you like it.
The only difference is the sheer fucking mass of lil smokies, which we know that Jack will eat alone. Pillow Cheese doesn't even need mentioning at this point. If he can add the full pillow, he will add the full pillow.
The pastry cutting would be sad if we didn't hate Jack.
The puppy acts like a puppy, Tammy reacts like she knows the puppy is going to be beaten post video, but wants to minimize the abuse. The end result (Food) wasn't as ugly as I expected.
I noticed that it isn't one shitty baking sheet jack is using, it's liner paper. Jack jams the whole thing in his mouth because GET HIM MEAT.
