DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UaineRunei]

Hey doods, those are the Beg Tweets for the month of April so far. Enjoy!

(If you want to go to a particular Beg Tweet™ just click the image and it should open the tweet)

Spoiler: WARNING: a ton of Beg Tweets here

(Implied beg)



(I really wish more (people) would give it a chance = I really wish more (people) would give me money)









"Several slow days this weekend"?

 

[Misao Hyper]

Yo, when the fuck is he playing WWE 2k22, I feel like every week I hear him talk about it but then he just never plays it. He incorrectly called it a buggy mess because he got one comment saying that, which goes against basically every single review saying it was fixed drastically from 2k20. I am excited to see how he shit's on the game once it doesn't get enough donations because he keeps pushing it back further and further from the very short peak of people watching the game.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's not playing and taking the chance of exposing that he really does play champions. That would be catastrophic gem damage.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Double begging in the tweet and then again on the schedule

The pig is starving to death after only making $53 in tips tonight

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"LETS TURN THAT AROUND!"

You mean like this Phil?

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2 begs in one tweet holy shit he is going above and beyond to be an internet panhandler.

 

[Iron Hamster]

2 begs in one tweet holy shit he is going above and beyond to be an internet panhandler.

He's the Salv-hate-tion Army

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

@UaineRunei Take a shot every time Phil puts "please swing by" or "please support" in his tweets.

 

[UaineRunei]

@UaineRunei Take a shot every time Phil puts "please swing by" or "please support" in his tweets.

I will be dead without even reaching the end of the post lmao

 

[BlackDragoons]

Okay is it just me or since he received his Super Thanks the begging has quadrupled?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Okay is it just me or since he received his Super Thanks the begging has quadrupled?

Definitely seems to be a sharp increase in the last couple weeks or so.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Okay is it just me or since he received his Super Thanks the begging has quadrupled?

Phil long thought Super Thanks would be a constant money flow and it hasn't been at all, so shut up and give him money

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Okay is it just me or since he received his Super Thanks the begging has quadrupled?

Super Thanks were supposed to save the business from the hardships of Tax Season - just an endless stream of Gacha-like pinging noises notifying the pig of yet another dahlar in his pocket

 

[Burl McMillan]

Okay is it just me or since he received his Super Thanks the begging has quadrupled?

That RVD must still be eluding our boy despite the additional funding for more pulls.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Okay is it just me or since he received his Super Thanks the begging has quadrupled?

What metric would you even gauge this in, BPH: Begs Per Hour? In Europe would it be something gay like kilo-panhandles?

 

[PutridElephant]

Yo, when the fuck is he playing WWE 2k22, I feel like every week I hear him talk about it but then he just never plays it. He incorrectly called it a buggy mess because he got one comment saying that, which goes against basically every single review saying it was fixed drastically from 2k20. I am excited to see how he shit's on the game once it doesn't get enough donations because he keeps pushing it back further and further from the very short peak of people watching the game.

You idiot, he's waiting for peepul to make the custom characters he needs as ingredients for his wrestling show stew! They make the characters, he throws them in the pot and marinates them with his sultry kolor khammantary. Then he will boil it down until it's a horrid, burned hunk of charcoal.

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil long thought Super Thanks would be a constant money flow and it hasn't been at all, so shut up and give him money

The man who averages 1k views believes super thanks will save his business. I recall him saying that super thanks were great because it highlighted your comment for everyone to see, FOREVER. That doesn't matter when your videos only have seven comments Phil.

 

[capefear56]

Yo, when the fuck is he playing WWE 2k22, I feel like every week I hear him talk about it but then he just never plays it. He incorrectly called it a buggy mess because he got one comment saying that, which goes against basically every single review saying it was fixed drastically from 2k20. I am excited to see how he shit's on the game once it doesn't get enough donations because he keeps pushing it back further and further from the very short peak of people watching the game.

Don't you know? He's been playing WWE games every day for almost 5 years! Quite frankly it wouldn't surprise me if he were a little burnt out by now.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

What metric would you even gauge this in, BPH: Begs Per Hour? In Europe would it be something gay like kilo-panhandles?

His Twitter is what made me realize how much it has increased lately. Midstream begtweets used to be rare maybe once a week but he does it daily now even multiple times some days.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The man who averages 1k views believes super thanks will save his business. I recall him saying that super thanks were great because it highlighted your comment for everyone to see, FOREVER. That doesn't matter when your videos only have seven comments Phil.

Gee, it's almost as if there is no silent majority and the small number of people who give him money are already doing so on his stream....

 

[detractorzer0]

What metric would you even gauge this in, BPH: Begs Per Hour? In Europe would it be something gay like kilo-panhandles?

Cup Shakes per Hour?
How would you predict it? Would you use the Solicitation Probability Equation? I guess you don't need an equation when the result is always the same.

 

[Brother Wind]

Just before he turned the Youtube chat into North Korea 24 hour subscriber mode I got leaned by Phil for asking him who his favorite Roman emperor was. I didn't have a troll or offensive name either, there really is no rhyme or reason why he leans some people for inane shit and some people can get an unhinged rant out of him and still stay unbanned despite not being paypigs.

Its pure paranoia. Its all trolling and attempts to get sound clips. Which isn't wrong lets be fair. But, its what makes Phil such a strange lolcow. He is hard to say provoke or milk. But, if you leave him to his devices he is amazing in that direction. Like if any other cow showed so much paranoia, they wouldn't be cows. But thank God Phil still is.

Also he is a fucking retard. So, at least this paranoia at least makes him looking fucking stupid anyway. He just cannot win