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This shit right here should be what peaks everyone in a perfect world.
Women often get the shit end of the stick and only the most oblivious dudes are the only ones who won't admit that. But, sadly, we are in clown world and the Troons (the most oblivious dudes) are at the helm. *sigh*
 
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I really hate our modern concept that our brain just delivers revelations about what we "are" and we can't question it or move on from it. You aren't mining down to find the "real" you, you're just latching onto social labels that give you a community, at best, or you're coom-brained at worst. Learn to realize your feelings are fickle and stupid most of the time and you don't have to change your whole life to avoid negative ones. /rant

I don't MTG can an MTG fag explain this?
My dumb ass reads "MTG" and I'm like, "Marjorie Taylor Greene? What does she have to do with this?"

TIL Kevin doestnt know what Inertia means.
best i got is 'Impetus'?
Yeah I think he meant impetus or momentum. Inertia is when the momentum has nothing to do. Much like Kevin, I guess, but I don't think he was trying to say that.
 
Some mild seethe about his evil cis male butchers surgeons not talking to him

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It's doing the thing it's supposed to do. Heal. Or when that fails, fall off.

There's no "revision" that can prevent this. That's why "100% of the inertia" has to be with you rather than the doctors who will do whatever the fuck and say "good to go" since there's no actual standard to meet.

When did Elong Mutt say that his only interest was in rolling back policies solely about trans people? That would probably be news to all the people who are worried the planet will end because he might unban Trump.

If the entire thing is a cope and seethe (BUT NOT DILATE EVER) over Grimes rebound supposedly being Chelsea Manning (interesting how everyone pursuing this line of thought thinks the only reason Grimes might be with someone else after Elon is because they're better sexually (despite having no dick), very feminist thought there) then why was he saying the same things for at least two years? What's the line of logic supposed to be from "ex dating trans woman" to "BUY TWITTER"?
 
A question to female kiwis who feel comfortable outing themselves and/or sexologists: do women even have this kind of fetish? Does the thought ever pass their heads? Isn't this exclusively a pornsick male thing?

Please don't challenge him on that.
Eating pussy, if you're doing it well, isn't like a passive thing. It involves a lot of facial muscles, figuring out breathing, pacing, etc.

To answer your question, no, I wouldn't eat myself out when vibrators and willing partners exist, and moreover, I suspect Kevryn would not actually have the stamina to do this even if he could (not that I think he's got much sensation down there). He barely moves; the thought of him actually contorting and stuff not only is nauseating but like, I just can't see him being that athletic even for a coom.

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I'll take "things real women never say" for $5,000
 
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The thing is, he’s never expected by default to be responsible for kids, even though someone else is listed as the emergency contact. He’s never been faced with the “normal” state of things being all the guys watching the Lions in the living room as he works in the kitchen, cleaning up Thanksgiving dinner after spending all morning cooking it (and two days preparing). He’s never been judged for dirt and disorder.

Instead, while dealing with zero of the boring, draining responsibilities that get dropped onto women by default, he gets Penny doting on his ~subby little kitten and a constant stream of toys.

No wonder he thinks it’s easy. I’m sure I’d think being a guy is super easy, if the sole metric on which I made the comparison was “wow, it’s so much easier to dry my hair, now.”
 
A question to female kiwis who feel comfortable outing themselves and/or sexologists: do women even have this kind of fetish? Does the thought ever pass their heads? Isn't this exclusively a pornsick male thing?

Please don't challenge him on that.
Sorry I’m late, I’ve been terribly busy. I wanted to circle back on this. I saw a lot of resounding no’s to the question of whether women would want to perform autocunnilingus. However, it’s worth addressing, in the same way discussing sex differences in troonery are addressed. In addition, in a thread dedicated to making fun of a man with many sexual fetishes, women are naturally disincentivized against negatively self-reporting fetishes.

It is well known, even without rigorous examination, that men more often have paraphilias and it is also perhaps less well known but academically accepted that paraphilias tend to cluster. This means that if you have a fetish, you tend to have multiple fetishes; see the correlation between troons and bdsm, group sex, pedophilia, autopedophelia, etc.

However, of these events listed above we do see some female participation, particularly in bdsm and group sex events (like swinging or orgies). It stands to reason that women who engage in these events may have a higher sex drive than other women so that they seek out these sexually thrilling/sexually fulfilling events. In fact, a cursory glance of the literature reveals evidence that the sex differences between self-reported paraphilias is directly correlated to sex drive. To cut to the chase, the hornier you are, the more likely you are to have sexual fantasies that are sexually thrilling to you. [source]

So I’m going to break with the thread and say that yes, it is conceivable that a diminishing fraction of extremely horny women would express interest in autocunnilingus. It’s not physically possible, but paraphilias aren’t necessarily rational.
 
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The thing is, he’s never expected by default to be responsible for kids, even though someone else is listed as the emergency contact. He’s never been faced with the “normal” state of things being all the guys watching the Lions in the living room as he works in the kitchen, cleaning up Thanksgiving dinner after spending all morning cooking it (and two days preparing). He’s never been judged for dirt and disorder.

Instead, while dealing with zero of the boring, draining responsibilities that get dropped onto women by default, he gets Penny doting on his ~subby little kitten and a constant stream of toys.

No wonder he thinks it’s easy. I’m sure I’d think being a guy is super easy, if the sole metric on which I made the comparison was “wow, it’s so much easier to dry my hair, now.”
Totally. Kevryn, who by his own admission has gotten to live at the Tranch as a pet during the entirety of his "transition", thinks wow womanhood is so easy. All I do is sit around making insane comments on Twitter Dot Com, playing with children's toys, taking filthy selfies and being paid for existing (ie freeloading and e-begging). I cannot wrap my head around how he can possibly believe that he's had the "womanhood" experience.
 
It is well known, even without rigorous examination, that men more often have paraphilias and it is also perhaps less well known but academically accepted that paraphilias tend to cluster. This means that if you have a fetish, you tend to have multiple fetishes; see the correlation between troons and bdsm, group sex, pedophilia, autopedophelia, etc.
Kevie himself is a wonderful example of this: his sexual interests are just a bundle of increasingly degenerated paraphilias and fetishes even with his decreased sex drive.
However, of these events listed above we do see some female participation, particularly in bdsm and group sex events (like swinging or orgies). It stands to reason that women who engage in these events may have a higher sex drive than other women so that they seek out these sexually thrilling/sexually fulfilling events. In fact, a cursory glance of the literature reveals evidence that the sex differences between self-reported paraphilias is directly correlated to sex drive. To cut to the chase, the hornier you are, the more likely you are to have sexual fantasies that are sexually thrilling to you. [source]

So I’m going to break with the thread and say that yes, it is conceivable that a diminishing fraction of extremely horny I women would express interest in autocunnilingus.
I reckon not even the Fair Ladies of the 'Farms are fucked in the head enough to imagine this autocunnilingus lunacy. The study is interesting, though I'm not entirely sure it applies to the terminally online fetishism of trannies and furfags, for example. I can see the links between increased sex drive -> more risk taking sexual behaviour -> voyeurism/exhibitionism/swinging or Wedge breaking his asshole, but I fail to see the connection to, say, vore or pool toys.
Totally. Kevryn, who by his own admission has gotten to live at the Tranch as a pet during the entirety of his "transition", thinks wow womanhood is so easy. All I do is sit around making insane comments on Twitter Dot Com, playing with children's toys, taking filthy selfies and being paid for existing (ie freeloading and e-begging). I cannot wrap my head around how he can possibly believe that he's had the "womanhood" experience.
Kevie haven't even had the "adult" or "human" experience as he's a failure at pretty much everything, of course he finds life easy.
 
I reckon not even the Fair Ladies of the 'Farms are fucked in the head enough to imagine this autocunnilingus lunacy.

We’re on a gossip site dedicated to documenting autists, I’m pretty sure we’re all fucked in the head. I looked at Kevin’s inverted dick on purpose and laughed at it. Although if everybody insists on being so dedicated to defending the superior morality of the fairer sex I suppose I will drop the case and take the win.
 
We’re on a gossip site dedicated to documenting autists, I’m pretty sure we’re all fucked in the head. I looked at Kevin’s inverted dick on purpose and laughed at it. Although if everybody insists on being so dedicated to defending the superior morality of the fairer sex I suppose I will drop the case and take the win.
That was my point - we're on a site, laughing at various retards who, in no particular order
  • cut a hole in their own taint and hope it magically turns into a vagina
  • have a doctor cut their genitals off, cut a hole into their groins, and think it's a vagina
  • literally eat themselves to death
  • fuck animals, both live and dead
  • wage litigations wars against practically the whole world
  • autistic manchildren doing speedruns/living in their own world with their cartoon waifus/CONSOOMING PRODUCT
  • people who mistake meatspace for the Internet and make complete asses out of themselves
so we're obviously fucked in the head, but not quite enough fucked to even think about doing certain things. I don't think it has anything to do with the "superior morality of the fairer sex", plenty of women have shown the capability of doing fucked up shit, including but not limited to having sex with minors, fucking dogs, murdering their own children, so on and so forth - but sucking yourself off is such a stereotypically cumbrained male thing it's hard to imagine anyone else even entertaining the thought.
 
Preaching to the choir but the troon belief 'women have it easier' is such a staggeringly selfish and unempathetic view of humanity. The view of the failed bugman that thinks of nothing and nobody but their personal hug box. It's the same coin as the view that women have it the worst at all times no matter what. Kev thinks life is easier 'as a girl' because nothing is demanded or expected of him without having the self awareness to realize how fucking sad that is.
 
Preaching to the choir but the troon belief 'women have it easier' is such a staggeringly selfish and unempathetic view of humanity. The view of the failed bugman that thinks of nothing and nobody but their personal hug box. It's the same coin as the view that women have it the worst at all times no matter what. Kev thinks life is easier 'as a girl' because nothing is demanded or expected of him without having the self awareness to realize how fucking sad that is.
Life is not easier as a girl, life as a dude pretending to be a girl is easier according to the gospel of Kev.
 
Kev thinks life is easier 'as a girl' because nothing is demanded or expected of him without having the self awareness to realize how fucking sad that is.

This. Yeah, life is probably way easier when everyone around you has given up on considering you a capable independent adult. It's been made pretty clear that he is an absolute cluster of illness and amhole rot- a complete waste of human space.

How does that not motivate him to be better? How does knowing everyone KNOWS you're worthless not drive you to 41?
 
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