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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Amhole revision surgery update

Oh jeez Kev. They'd like to know about 1: the possibility of the patient having an STD and 2: the chances of the patient using his shiny new AM HOLE during the healing period.
It's not some unqueer ploy to get your data and feature you in some kind of cringe compilation, you paranoid retard.

 

[one_time_user]

As far as a woman wanting to lick her own pussy goes, I have to assume that most women (by a large majority) have no interest. I base this confirmation on the fact that a high percentage of women could orally play with their own nipples and don't. Nipples for women are typically very sensitive and as a secondary sex characteristic it would presumably be enjoyable. But, we don't do that.

 

[AGPinochet]

Earl strike again

"We're armed"
Phil and Jarrod are Armed while Kevin has never shot a gun.
"At the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch"
Is that supposed to be some kind of own? the alleged feats of defense the tranch has performed by their own admission is yelling at two non-existent magachuds and pointing a gun at a car.

 

[Squirrelcop]

alleged feats of defense the tranch has performed by their own admission is yelling at two non-existent magachuds and pointing a gun at a car.

Dont forget possibly eating dead llamas, fortifying Fort Amhole with shitty construction skills and buying a boatload of security cameras.

 

[whateverusernem12]

Earl strike again
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I wonder how he'll feel when Boner takes the ranch.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Earl strike again

I want to remind everyone that Kevin is scared of loud noises. So should there be any sort of armed confrontation he would be hiding under the bed like the brave and independent woman that he is. Very inspiring stuff

 

[Hog]

You aren't going to be armed when you go to the UK Kevin.

 

[Friendly Futa]

You aren't going to be armed when you go to the UK Kevin.

Excluding the Amhole, which arguably counts as a biological weapon.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I bet Alyssa would eat her own pussy

The lolcow or the silent hill monster?


Trick question, because what's the difference?

Excluding the Amhole, which arguably counts as a biological weapon.

A class 5 bioweapon banned by the Geneva convention.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Earl strike again
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Why would you assume they're not armed? What are guns going to do to stop your compound being set on fire ala Waco or a cruise missile attack from Earl's aircraft carrier?

So are you actually in danger from The Cis or are you completely safe and admitting that you're paranoid?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That was my point - we're on a site, laughing at various retards who, in no particular order

• cut a hole in their own taint and hope it magically turns into a vagina
• have a doctor cut their genitals off, cut a hole into their groins, and think it's a vagina
• literally eat themselves to death
• fuck animals, both live and dead
• wage litigations wars against practically the whole world
• autistic manchildren doing speedruns/living in their own world with their cartoon waifus/CONSOOMING PRODUCT
• people who mistake meatspace for the Internet and make complete asses out of themselves

so we're obviously fucked in the head, but not quite enough fucked to even think about doing certain things. I don't think it has anything to do with the "superior morality of the fairer sex", plenty of women have shown the capability of doing fucked up shit, including but not limited to having sex with minors, fucking dogs, murdering their own children, so on and so forth - but sucking yourself off is such a stereotypically cumbrained male thing it's hard to imagine anyone else even entertaining the thought.

You forgot people who fuck their own mothers.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You forgot people who fuck their own mothers.

The upside of Kevin is that this isn't something you worry about since he does not have sex.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

You aren't going to be armed when you go to the UK Kevin.

Excluding the Amhole, which arguably counts as a biological weapon.

'ELLO LUV YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT AM 'OLE?

You forgot people who fuck their own mothers.

And the pedo fuck who molested his underage sister and then tried to "prove" he's scatophiliac in court, yes.
And now I'm being reminded of them.
On the upside both of them are rotting in prison.

 

[stupid frog]

'ELLO LUV YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT AM 'OLE?

And the pedo fuck who molested his underage sister and then tried to "prove" he's scatophiliac in court, yes.
And now I'm being reminded of them.
On the upside both of them are rotting in prison.

chris got moved to psych or something

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Kevin is mad at the Amazon bot for replying
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You know, Amazon probably has alerts set for this kind of thing. So any sentence implying damage to the package or product is going to perk their metaphorical ears and have them send out a message asking if the customer would like to send the product back. As unexpected as it might have been to receive such a reply, it's bound to happen when you publicly tweet about how the box was damaged. The worst things about this are 1) how offended Kevin looks and 2) his explanation for what he does with the toys he buys. It's like he thinks Amazon should have just expected him to throw the boxes away, as if his habits toward his toys are just that obvious.

 

[In the Sick of It]

I know the discussion for eating pussy is pretty much already passed, but sure, I'll admit I wondered if it would be possible when I was hearing all the jokes about guys sucking their own dicks. I just assumed that even if I was flexible enough my face would end up in my own ass crack. The idea wasn't sexy, not considered for the sake of sucking down my own fluids, just had some amusing thoughts about the logistics of it from a female perspective, something to laugh about rather than an actual sexual goal.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Okay, just to prove this can actually be done:

https://www.xnxx.com/video-10cs0319/camgirl_eating_out_her_own_pussy

I'm not proud of this.

/I don't know how to spoiler that. I presume you would actually have to click on it and it's not going to autoplay.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Okay, just to prove this can actually be done:

https://www.xnxx.com/video-10cs0319/camgirl_eating_out_her_own_pussy

I'm not proud of this.

/I don't know how to spoiler that. I presume you would actually have to click on it and it's not going to autoplay.

You did it for science, now it's time to rest.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Kevin may not be a woman and will never be a woman, but he's certainly gotten the "Karen" larp down pat with regards to that box post.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin may not be a woman and will never be a woman, but he's certainly gotten the "Karen" larp down pat with regards to that box post.

He's unable to deal with unsolicited attention from anyone outside his usual circles. Communication anxiety or whatever.