DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm pretty sure OIC just confirmed he's Emil with that tip message. As if it wasn't obvious already. There's only one [retarded] obsessed with hitting tip goals and not making the leader look bad. He is very easy to spot on slow streams of boring games, where everyone else is so bored they refuse to give the pig any money.
It could certainly be him (confirming that he never left).
But those tip messages are also a meme at this point. A couple of apparent whales speak the same way, and I feel like we tend to gloss over the common denominator - Phil hiding the messages means that they're all filtered through him. He may well be faking some of them to jerk himself off when he recognizes the whale and they didn't say much of anything, resulting in the messages all sounding same-y.

The surefire sign that he is being supported by 3 people who consider themselves part of the conspiracy is the tip messages. They should be turned back on and visible. That's part of the point of tipping. Phil used to sell the visible tip messages as a feature, and he turned them off because of the chargebacks coming with troll messages. There are no chargebacks now, and nobody has asked him to bring the tip messages back. Why? Because the only people giving him significant money only want him to see the messages because they're trying to help him run the scams.

If people want to piss him off and start to interfere with whatever is going on here, that's the better way to troll - start riling up his audience to turn those message notifications back on. The fact that his audience hasn't asked about this means they're all well-trained dents at this point. This would not have flown on Twitch and didn't the last time he hid them.
What was the message?
"Hello Phil! Here's to the hat and the vest." And then I think later asked how Phil and his family were doing.
 
Is LEGO stressing this guy out or something? like I haven't been checking up on DSP too much but why does he look so dogshit today??? It's extremely patchy in the middle of his chin AND on his neck, it's white, he has like a hidden chinstrap on his neck????? his mustache is visibly much darker than the rest of his goatee? what the FUCK is going on here???

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Is LEGO stressing this guy out or something? like I haven't been checking up on DSP too much but why does he look so dogshit today??? It's extremely patchy in the middle of his chin AND on his neck, it's white, he has like a hidden chinstrap on his neck????? his mustache is visibly much darker than the rest of his goatee? what the FUCK is going on here???

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Phil recently turned FORTY years old dood, everyone knows that's basically the new sixty.
 
Is LEGO stressing this guy out or something? like I haven't been checking up on DSP too much but why does he look so dogshit today??? It's extremely patchy in the middle of his chin AND on his neck, it's white, he has like a hidden chinstrap on his neck????? his mustache is visibly much darker than the rest of his goatee? what the FUCK is going on here???

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It could certainly be him (confirming that he never left).
But those tip messages are also a meme at this point. A couple of apparent whales speak the same way, and I feel like gloss over the common denominator - Phil hiding the messages means that they're all filtered through him. He may well be faking some of them to jerk himself off when he recognizes the whale and they didn't say much of anything, resulting in the messages all sound same-y.

The surefire sign that he is being supported by 3 people who consider themselves part of the conspiracy is the tip messages. They should be turned back on and visible. That's part of the point of tipping. Phil used to sell the visible tip messages as a feature, and he turned them off because of the chargebacks coming with troll messages. There are no chargebacks now, and nobody has asked him to bring the tip messages back. Why? Because the only people giving him significant money only want him to see the messages because they're trying to help him run the scams.

If people want to piss him off and start to interfere with whatever is going on here, that's the better way to troll - start riling up his audience to turn those message notifications back on. The fact that his audience hasn't asked about this means they're all well-trained dents at this point. This would not have flown on Twitch and didn't the last time he hid them.

"Hello Phil! Here's to the hat and the vest." And then I think later asked how Phil and his family were doing.
Emil is OIC, his pattern is too obvious, he is an autist who can't change his routine. There's a high chance 1MM is him too, similar retarded pattern, only about hitting the goals, only about giving money to the leader, tipping on break for mini whales to carry first, doesn't care if the stream is boring, doesn't talk to Dave on stream. Planetjeff would just give Phil $1,000, he wouldn't set up this retarded thing, I assume. He might not even watch Phil anymore.
 
Is LEGO stressing this guy out or something? like I haven't been checking up on DSP too much but why does he look so dogshit today??? It's extremely patchy in the middle of his chin AND on his neck, it's white, he has like a hidden chinstrap on his neck????? his mustache is visibly much darker than the rest of his goatee? what the FUCK is going on here???

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Most likely his heavy drinking and completely sedentary lifestyle have slowly raised his estrogen levels and decreased his test levels over time.

Usually as men age, their hair gets thinner but their beards get thicker. Since Phil hasn't maintained the same normal level of test from when he was younger due to abuse of his body, the estrogen is actually causing his facial hair to thin out and become patchy. If you look closely, even the ends of Phil's mustache are degrading, and not even connected. Just combed or pushed down, to look like they're connecting to something.

We've followed him a long time so we know about the goatee, but to any layperson Phil looks like he is attempting a handlebar mustache since the rest of his facial hair is so patchy and thin at this point. My momwife once saw a picture of Phil while I was scrolling on here and asked why he has that ridiculous mustache.
 
”Rey Skywalker is a well written character”

Fuck you Phil,
40 year old simp.

Good! Use your fake fan feelings, boy. Let the disney shill flow through you.

anywho pop in and can this guy not lie? It's like you can have a harder time telling when he's not lying than when he's a lying.

So far:
- Never played any lego games
- Played a few lego games
- only played 2 other and he didn't like the last one

Today
- never played the original saga games
- stops mid-sentence and....wait no he DID play the original saga lego games but not when he was on youtube he did it behind the scenes.

Didn't he play them with panda or was that a different lego series?
 
Planetjeff would just give Phil $1,000, he wouldn't set up this retarded thing. He might not even watch Phil anymore.
He was a patron as of last year (long after his disappearance) and asking Phil via Patreon questions about his schedule so he could book time off work to watch him.
Jeff was doxed after the Jasper stream when he dropped a large sum, causing his employer to hide their twitter due to the spam. Phil has since moved away from marathons with large goals that created the openings for Jeff to apparently tell him he was going to turn up to play a hero. The vest streak meant that every day became a self-contained goal that had to be maintained - which was Jeff's wheelhouse.

This move to OMM and the scheduled tips fixes every problem. Jeff can now watch Phil whenever and still support him, he can have his secret little gay relationship with his favorite parasite streamer while also not being publicly active and visible to make himself a target for the trolls, and he can own the trolls by singlehandedly sustaining Phil and preventing him from ever having a catastrophic day stream. This also costs him a fair chunk of change, and nobody has ever appeared as OMM or the other names to take credit, and Phil once blew up on another whale for using the name SilentBob, despite it being a pop culture reference, suggesting that this whale is in a class of their own who is getting some kind of communication from Phil outside of public view. Plus, OMM was active before OiC appeared.

I don't think Phil talks to all of his whales, but he talks to whoever OMM is. Phil seemed to have actually indulged a relationship with Jeff, confirming that they spoke off-stream.
I know people like to brand OiC as the boogeyman, but this whole thing stinks of Jeff.
Assuming it's not the odor of his decaying wife under the floorboards. Heyooo.
 
Good! Use your fake fan feelings, boy. Let the disney shill flow through you.

anywho pop in and can this guy not lie? It's like you can have a harder time telling when he's not lying than when he's a lying.

So far:
- Never played any lego games
- Played a few lego games
- only played 2 other and he didn't like the last one

Today
- never played the original saga games
- stops mid-sentence and....wait no he DID play the original saga lego games but not when he was on youtube he did it behind the scenes.

Didn't he play them with panda or was that a different lego series?
He played the Force Awakens.
He's played a SHIT TON of lego games. I don't know how he could even think he hasn't. He played a couple with his ex John Rambo.
 
Is LEGO stressing this guy out or something? like I haven't been checking up on DSP too much but why does he look so dogshit today??? It's extremely patchy in the middle of his chin AND on his neck, it's white, he has like a hidden chinstrap on his neck????? his mustache is visibly much darker than the rest of his goatee? what the FUCK is going on here???

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Have you seen his Elden Ring thumbnails? Gacha booze eating like shit sitting around Video games are actually killing him!
Look at how much pain he is in.
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While you jerking off yourself on livestream calling your shit podcast, these guys having a real podcast and they even partially stole your channel name, take that dsp! Look at these guys on the side! It could be you in the middle you fat fuck.
(just because I know he is reading this).

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That is hilarious and you just know he would suck off JWong and Max for months to get on there. Always thought it was super retarded when Phil started calling his prestream a pahdcast because besides his sad lonely ass I've never seen a podcast that was permanently 1 person.
 
Good! Use your fake fan feelings, boy. Let the disney shill flow through you.

anywho pop in and can this guy not lie? It's like you can have a harder time telling when he's not lying than when he's a lying.

So far:
- Never played any lego games
- Played a few lego games
- only played 2 other and he didn't like the last one

Today
- never played the original saga games
- stops mid-sentence and....wait no he DID play the original saga lego games but not when he was on youtube he did it behind the scenes.

Didn't he play them with panda or was that a different lego series?
Phil is seriously the worst person to talk about Star Wars with. He is the surface level consumer who goes to watch the movies for a good ol popcorn flick and go about their day. Let us not forget the point of his name being spelled "Darksyde" and not because of the D.C. villain. It's because he wanted to distance himself from that nerdy shit.

He hardly plays the games, he doesn't care about the extended universe, he hardly remembers the fuckin' movies themselves.

I wouldn't care about this if he didn't advertise his stream like the tweet talking about coming in and having a Star Wars discussion. But of course you know that usually means give me money and feed me stupid fuckin' info and I'll act like I care.
 
This is an interesting situation with this dude. I don't know if it is OiC, but it must be some whale sock at this point because Phil tolerates too much from them.
But he's also significantly underestimating how much this guy is a problem. He shits up the chat so that the other 25 real people actually watching are probably put off from chatting. Then he tries to take credit for anonymous tips. Phil should know whether or not he is being sincere because he can see who those anonymous tips are coming from and he isn't phased by it.
This means that Phil is fully aware of who Kevin is, that it is a whale sock, and that he'll say yes to anything to keep his money secure.
Or it means that Phil is perfectly willing to let Kevin take credit for anonymous whale tips that are coming from someone else. That could be quite off-putting to parties who are tipping anonymously to have some retard in chat saying it's them and have Phil apparently take them seriously.
Or, he doesn't recognize the name that the tip is attached to and just assumes Kevin is being honest, which is wildly irresponsible in light of the chargebacks.
There's just no way that letting Kevin carry on like this is good for Phil - he's either letting shady shit slide, or he's being far too overconfident and trusting.

Anyway, we're getting another tweet and community post right now. Of course he was sitting on the OMM $25. Maybe it's time to move that tip and start reading it before break again since Phil controls that anyway.

After OIC "doxxed" Kevin, that confirmed it for me. I didn't get a chance to ever confirm this/care enough but it made 0 sense to me how OIC even got this guy's information. But maybe someone could enlighten me with thr lore behind that event?

In any case, knowing how attention starved/weird OIC is, I'm very sure his main larps are Kevin B. And Carlos Knives. Just my gut feeling and they all share the same attention whorey type mannerisms.
 
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