Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Piggy tries to correcT the record with Kevin Smith:

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Someone calls out piggy on his vaccine hypocrisy. (He was anti-vaxx when Trump was President, started to worship the jab the second that Biden was declared the winner in 2020).

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More stalker oinking:

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AnOminous said:
I only had one twatter and it was just to respond to a poll here. It got banned because I called someone a "foghat" and this was somehow so abhorrent that I had to delete it myself and agree to some weird struggle session. It's still suspended because I will never delete shit. My post was entirely fair. Twitter can blow me.

Has anyone else ever seen that shit, where you literally have to grovel and apologize to be let back on the site, even if you literally did nothing at all wrong? I think it's almost deliberate, because anyone who could click the "I AM A TOTAL CUCK" button and retract shit they said, that they actually believed, is an absolutely pathetic piece of shit.

This is why Twitter is comprised of subhuman jokes without the courage even to believe the stupid shit they believe.

Most of these turds have clicked the button admitting something they said was wrong, even though it was their most deeply held belief before they cucked.

Who clicks that button? Just how gay and pathetic and cowardly do you have to be to admit that some deranged tranny who banned you for an opinion 99% of actual humans believe was right, and your normal opinion was wrong?
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You'd probably know more than me, but I always thought that was some kind of legal leprechaun trick.

"Oh, WE didn't suppress their speech! They ADMITTED that what they said was wrong and agreed to delete it! You can't blame US!"
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
For those who don't know, Ethan van Sciver is a comic book artist who kicked off the Comicsgate movement (Comicsgate thread at link). He wrote and drew a comic book about a robot frog fighting hornets from space- the first of four (I think)- and made something to the tune of a million dollars. Before that, he worked for DC Comics and was an acclaimed artist for Green Lantern. Ethan also has an account here, where he takes our critiques like a champ (and sometimes claps back.)

In short, Ethan van Sciver is infinitely more successful than Patrick, and has been for some time.
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Ethan is also an insufferable faggot that supports child pimps. Plus, let's be honest: being more successful than Fatrick is a damn low bar.
AnOminous said:
There's no actual rule about not fucking up some lolcow's shit for amusement value. The issue is most of the people who pull that shit are super stupid and somehow do dumb shit that embarrasses the site.

Weening and A-Logging are mostly despised because the people who do this shit then expect updoots and approval for their dumb bullshit. Even when it's incredibly embarrassing and reflects badly on the Firms.

So if you must actually troll cows, don't get caught. Do not expect approval if your embarrassing activities reflect badly on here, because when it does, you're a lolcow yourself. And will be treated as one.
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It can't be said enough: if you're going to commit crimes or do gangsta shit, DO NOT announce it beforehand. Especially if it's the type of crimes where someone ends up injured/dead. Just do it and shut the fuck up about it. It's still a damn good time even without the approval and validation of strangers from a website.

I mean, uh...that's what my friend says.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Fake Fat gets the attention of someone real Fat would never even get to notice him.
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This sort of stuff is the best- when someone (usually more successful or someone Pat looks up to) mistakes a fake account for his real account and lets him know exactly what they think of him. Although he corrects them, the damage is already done. Didn't his publisher do something similar? And let's not forget the classic, when Neil Gaiman liked a comment by someone insulting Pat. My God, I bet that stung.
 
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Broadside said:
This sort of stuff is the best- when someone (usually more successful or someone Pat looks up to) mistakes a fake account for his real account and lets him know exactly what they think of him. Although he corrects them, the damage is already done. Didn't his publisher do something similar? And let's not forget the classic, when Neil Gaiman liked a comment by someone insulting Pat. My God, I bet that stung.
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Fat will always have more of an impact on this world through the false flags of his alogs than he will through his own actions.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
It can't be said enough: if you're going to commit crimes or do gangsta shit, DO NOT announce it beforehand. Especially if it's the type of crimes where someone ends up injured/dead. Just do it and shut the fuck up about it. It's still a damn good time even without the approval and validation of strangers from a website.
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I feel that every different kind of gimmick account frustrates Pat in the same way, but show different things for the audience. The 'nice Pat' accounts show up what an asshole he is in comparison. The 'objet d'Pat' accounts show just how stupid he's willing to be in trying to get the last word against someone that everyone else can see he should just block and ignore. The 'fake Pat' accounts both harass him with the truth and draw more attention to how badly he's handling his infamy, with his copy/paste replies and robotic insistence in denying objective reality because he can't stand to be wrong. Even the 'lol fat Pat' accounts show how he's incredibly thin-skinned to the point the lowest of low-effort trolls will get him to react.

All have their value, and that value should be based solely on Pat's reaction, not whether it gets you upvotes from a bunch of retarded internet strangers like us. If you're going to start an account, I'd suggest stay quiet, pick an angle, and stick with it - gimmicks breaking character kill the funny. I'd say the 'nice Pat' accounts are the best way to get under his skin, except he's incapable of self-reflection and doesn't see why it's so damning, or that they involve a lot more lying about him than any of the others do. Even the 'pepperoni Pat' accounts just stick with the one story, rather than having to reinterpret his every post as if it weren't motivated by malice. So you might as well just make a bot that posts the Weird Al 'Fat' video after every tweet - he'll pigrage the same either way.
 
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Holy shit I'm just now listening to the Josiah tape and never new you guys were meaning it literally about how gay he sounds
Like I know actual gay men who sound straighter than him even while they're talking about fucking other men in the ass
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IN AN ARGUEMENT?!

Pickle Built said:
Holy shit I'm just now listening to the Josiah tape and never new you guys were meaning it literally about how gay he sounds
Like I know actual gay men who sound straighter than him even while they're talking about fucking other men in the ass
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Also there's no way he talks like this irl or he'd be in a hospital. It's almost impressive how much of a massive fag is
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy is picking another fight with Ethan Van Sciver. I think Ethan quote tweeted the Kevin Smith Pat imposter.

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Tick tock, Ethan.

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Piggy retweets himself for some reason:

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Have we entered a new saga? Patrick slowly goes insane battling an endless army of gaslighting impersonators.

I'm gonna ask my gf who's handy at programming how easy it'd be to write a Python script that replied to his every comment with "Cyberstalker and impersonator account. Report and block."
 
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Pickle Built said:
Also there's no way he talks like this irl or he'd be in a hospital. It's almost impressive how much of a massive fag is
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Wrong as usual, child.

No, seriously, Pat actually does talk like this in real life. He talked like that in court to a judge and tried to make evidence go away by telling the judge repeatedly SIR THAT DID NOT OCCUR (and you know by SIR he meant CHILD). Pat is deranged, and the only reason he isn't in the hospital is because he's a coward who hides under Nikki's filthy negro-smelling bedsheets whenever people invite him to Hooligans and because nobody wants to beat his ass at a science fiction convention since then there'd be lines forming for all the people there who need their ass beat.
 
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Back in the mild and scenic autumn of 2010, I attended a 6-week women’s self defense course at my local mall. It was run by no other than Patrick S Tomlinson.

It went without incident for the most part but on the final day, we were each given a free rape whistle by Patrick. As he handed me mine, he leant in and whispered “you’re going to need this if I ever see you on the streets” and then slapped my ass and winked at me.

I am a female POC and was 19 years old at the time.

#BelieveAllPOCVictims #BlackTransLivesMatter
 
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Broadside said:
Have we entered a new saga? Patrick slowly goes insane battling an endless army of gaslighting impersonators.

I'm gonna ask my gf who's handy at programming how easy it'd be to write a Python script that replied to his every comment with "Cyberstalker and impersonator account. Report and block."
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The idea of putting Pat's tweets into a machine learning algorithm has been posited many times. We have numerous dumps of his Twitter account. The only thing is we also need all of the tweets that he replied to in order for it to be convincing.
 
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