DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

You know he is getting desperate if he is pulling out the John and Howard card.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Ok guys...

Thumbnail by Snort Burnell

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I don't wanna be Mr. Views

 

[Balr0g]

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I don't wanna be Mr. Views

But he wants to be Mr. Tips

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

The very programmers of From Soft bend to the will of Baphomet in blessing his Favored Pig.

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

We're witnessing a live buck breaking, ladies and goutlemen

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"All the shortcomings of the combat engine really get exposed in this fight"
Man he is losing it already God bless Malenia.

 

[Balr0g]

Is Malenia the hero we were waiting for? And this boss is optional right? So he could simply finish the game. Though that would not save the business right?

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Phil spends years lying, and denying all this shit, only to come out and go "yeah it's true."

Yeah guys I am a massive piece of shit, anyways if you could still please tip me!!! I need the support more then ever now!

This is a new strategy he's trying. He thinks if he admits to past transgressions people will think he's honest and will believe him now when he says the WWE Champions isn't true. Thing is the dents don't even give a fuck if he dumps all his money into a shitty mobile game so he's only doing this whole charade for people that will never believe him no matter what.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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I don't wanna be Mr. Views

"Please come back! I'm done whining about bullshit (for now). Please tip me."

 

[Gorazul1978]

I never knew that Elden Ring can be played as Super Mario.Thanks Phil.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Dude he somehow managed to back himself into a corner in Malenia's massive as fuck boss arena. He's really making the impossible seem possible.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Dude he somehow managed to back himself into a corner in Malenia's massive as fuck boss arena. He's really making the impossible seem possible.

He natural deviates from confronting his problems, to running away from them.

Also I don't think he realizes you can dodge forward...

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

BREAK TIME!
Phil's face before Malenia and after:

Edit. Before: Shitface. After: Dungeater

 

[Jasper2K]

Well 0-51. He says he's learning but his play has only changed so far as trying to bait melania into doing her water attack then panic rolling

 

[capefear56]

People saying he would be better off not jump + R2 spamming need to understand that anything other than jump + R2 abuse actually requires skill. If he switched over to the playstyle he needs in order to improve, he would actually end up doing way, way worse because he's fundamentally not a good player. Jump attack abuse is the low skill ceiling tactic he needs.

 

[ZehnBoat]

BREAK TIME!
Phil's face before Malenia and after:
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Edit. Before: Shitface. After: Dungeater

The Loathsome Gout Getter

 

[architects]

Christ this fuck is all about tweeting lately. No one gives a fuck that you’re back from
jacking off to Malenia.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I never knew that Elden Ring can be played as Super Mario.Thanks Phil.

Well, Phil sucks at both, so the end result is the same.

 

[Corpun]

Jesus christ, even when he is trying to cheese it he loses.