🐱 Cops Kill Man Over Stolen Pokemon Cards in Target Parking Lot

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Police in Florida shot and killed a shoplifter on Wednesday evening, after he allegedly stole a pizza and Pokemon cards from a Target.


On Wednesday evening, more than a dozen unitsallegedly responded to a Target in Kissimmee in response to a suspicious vehicle with covered or unmarked license plates. Officers watched two men get out of the car wearing “masks and hoodies” and enter the store, according to the affidavit written by Deputy Cole Miller. Miller talked to the store’s Loss Prevention Supervisor on the phone, who told him that the men were leaving the store without paying for a pizza and multiple packs of Pokemon cards.
“While on the phone with me, [a Target employee] confirmed the two suspects exited the store without paying for a pizza and multiple packs of Pokemon cards. Target desires prosecution for the theft,” the report says. “I later reviewed the video surveillance which confirmed the two suspects selected an empty Target shopping bag, multiple packs of Pokemon cards and a pizza; all which were concealed and not paid for by the suspects.”
There is no indication in the affidavit that any of the suspects were armed, and the only information about the shooting in the affidavit—which explains, at length, the details about the alleged theft of the pizza and cards—is this: “Contact was attempted with the black Audi by multiple units after circling the parking lot and being occupied by others. A takedown was attempted which resulted in an officer involved shooting.”
According to the Orlando Sentinel, two deputies shot and killed a man, and three others were injured. The one who was fatally shot died at the hospital, and two of the other men, 18 and 19 years old, were taken to the hospital and charged with petty theft. Another court document obtained by Motherboard shows that one of the suspects was unable to appear in court because “defendant in the hospital unable to identify.”
Last year, Motherboard reported that Target told its employees that they should call the cops on people who were camping overnight to buy Pokemon cards, and for a while, the store banned the sale of Pokemon cards altogether after an attempted robbery in the parking lot of a Target store in Wisconsin. Target employees worried at the time that being asked to call the cops on customers would end poorly. This case seemingly did not involve any long lines, but shows how quickly an interaction with the police over petty theft can become deadly.
"I believe my deputies are justified in all their actions,” Osceola County Sheriff Marcos Lopez told local news outlet FOX 35. “I have the utmost – 200% trust – in everything they do based on their training and their experience. Things escalate. This is the real world."
 
Cops Kill Man Over Stolen Pokemon Cards in Target Parking Lot
I swear to god I'm starting to turn into that guy from The Matrix who sees past the code. My brain didn't even register what was written. It auto-corrected it to "cops kill man after he attacks them". It's like how you can mix up the letters in words, but as long as you keep the first and last letter the same your brain will still process the information correctly because it's seen it a million times before and doesn't need to parse every letter to get the meaning. I'm like that with headlines now. I see "cops kill" and it autocompletes.
 
Barnes and Noble put theirs behind the registers here. Target did have theirs locked away as well. Its become this weird zoomer fad like nigger shoes so the niggers try to make money off the cards as a side hustle.

Funny, most the people I see hustling MTG cards are millennial or Gen X... Pokemon might lean a bit more zoomery tbf though.

Legit always been good money in MTG cards if you knew what you were doing, niggas never believe you when you tell them though. Shit's like the stock market, just gotta know what people are wanting to play and you make money.
 
I doubt the police went out of their way to shoot at the Ash Ketchums of unknown skin color. It could be just me but it feels like some details are missing here.

I'm thinking there was an act of aggression as Da'Shawndrius' part. They couldn't just drop the cards and surrender peacefully and thus the outcome was bad.
 
There isn't another group in all of society more determined to NOT follow rules, be they verbal or written or posted, than Dindus.

Partly out of having no concept of authority or polite behavior ever drilled into them, and partly out of a desire to flaunt rules and get away with it as the only measure of self-worth they posses, having declared the usual kinds of self-actualization through hard work, economic success or a hobby to be "whypipo stuff"

The same sense of contentment we get cashing a paycheck or overlooking a day's work in the garden is the EXACT same kind of feeling they get from shoplifting or putting a car sideways across three handicapped spaces without proper plates/tags - it's what defines success to them - the biggest asshole move they can make and not get caught doing by Da Man (tm).
 
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There isn't another group in all of society more determined to NOT follow rules, be they verbal or written or posted, than Dindus.

Partly out of having no concept of authority or an active hate of it, and partly out of a desire to flaunt rules and get away with it as the only measure of self-worth they posses, having declared the usual kinds of self-actualization through hard work, economic success or a hobby to be "whypipo stuff"

The same sense of contentment we get cashing a paycheck or overlooking a day's work in the garden is the EXACT same kind of feeling they get from shoplifting.
I think the excitement centers in their brains get flooded very easily and anything resembling critical thinking gets shut down.

Like this video here, there's a kid who is so excited he's dancing around like he can no longer control his body:


I have never seen a white person of any age act like that.
 
People celebrating this are as bad as BLM. We shouldn't want the police abolished, nor should we want them shooting people over Pokemon cards. There's not enough information to say whether it was justified or not, but it doesn't seem likely it was.

Regardless, this should scare the fuck out anyone:

"I believe my deputies are justified in all their actions,” Osceola County Sheriff Marcos Lopez told local news outlet FOX 35. “I have the utmost – 200% trust – in everything they do based on their training and their experience. Things escalate. This is the real world."

We do not want higher ups having 200% trust in "everything" cops do being "justified". Sure, even if you support shooting people over petty crimes, you don't want cops shooting you on mere suspicion of a crime and getting that same "2 trajillion percent justified" line.
 
We do not want higher ups having 200% trust in "everything" cops do being "justified". Sure, even if you support shooting people over petty crimes, you don't want cops shooting you on mere suspicion of a crime and getting that same "2 trajillion percent justified" line.
Chances are this person was a known and repeat shop lifter, even before the massive spike in shop lifting after Buy Large Mansions protests were a thing there is very little retail outlets can do about shoplifters, even ones that they have direct proof of.

So our choices are "Meth head gets capped" or "We just let people keep stealing because nobody will actually solve the problem.

I know what side of that binary I am coming down on.
 
Chances are this person was a known and repeat shop lifter, even before the massive spike in shop lifting after Buy Large Mansions protests were a thing there is very little retail outlets can do about shoplifters, even ones that they have direct proof of.

So our choices are "Meth head gets capped" or "We just let people keep stealing because nobody will actually solve the problem.

I know what side of that binary I am coming down on.
I wouldn't doubt it, but we don't know (I wonder if we know what race was the guy was). However, even if that was the case, if his crimes are this mild it's not deserving of a death sentence. Even if he stole Yugioh cards the day prior, and a tub of ice cream before that, it's excessive.

Obviously, if this was genuine self-defense it's fine, or rather good even, but otherwise it sets an awful precedent. Just increase jail time and actually enforce it. We don't need death squads executing pizza thieves.
 
I guess the cops just had the better deck.
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Obviously, if this was genuine self-defense it's fine, or rather good even, but otherwise it sets an awful precedent. Just increase jail time and actually enforce it. We don't need death squads executing pizza thieves.
Pizza thieves don't get summarily executed in the street, they get summons and fines, the only reason this turned deadly, I'd wager, is that hard-wired instinct in lifetime petty criminals to never ever EVER submit to authority.
 
Pizza thieves don't get summarily executed in the street, they get summons and fines, the only reason this turned deadly, I'd wager, is that hard-wired instinct in lifetime petty criminals to never ever EVER submit to authority.
I agree that's not the most common outcome, but it really shouldn't ever happen. I'd say that's a safe bet to make, but I'm going to keep my eyes out for details on this case.

Even if they resisted arrest though, unless they posed a genuine threat to the lives of the officers, that's not a good reason to kill either. I'm anything but soft on crime, but police need to be kept in check themselves, it's possible to do both.
 
There’s a lot of shit we’re not getting like why over a dozen cops responded to a shoplifting call when it’d usually take two of them at most. Weee they armed? Did they hurt anyone during the robbery? All we know is that they were wearing coof masks and hoodies.
The fact that they took off their plates makes me think that the masks may have been of the ski variety rather than the coof kind.
 
Eh, one shoplifter is taken off the census and leftists start to chimp out.

That said, Target needs to follow suit with Walmart and start putting cards behind the Guest Srvices counter or in a locked case whilst dropping their 5-items-per-person-per-day limit to 2 items.
those are scam repacks.
Not exactly, the small 3-card packs are legit (and I’ve seen ultra-rares pulled from ‘em) while the real scam repacks are the ones sold at Walmart and Walgreens that advertise a graded card or a vintage booster pack.
 
As a former cart-pusher for the Walton clan, bull-shit. I don't know if it's because my position had me doing the second most physical demanding job (after the truck unloaders) and not being allowed to stay inside with the air conditioning while also risking my life in the insanity that is a parking lot; but most retail employees don't fucking worry about customers. We may put the face and personality on, but we fucking hate you, if the cops show up and roust you, so fucking what, not my business, try being less of a shit-head.
As a current slave of the Waltons, I salute you cart pushers. Our lead cart pusher is a woman who's been doing it for 15 years and I probably respect her more than anyone else in the store.

I hate those fucking cards so much. At my store we had to have members of management keep the group of collectors back while they're being stocked otherwise they would literally stand right over the stocker's shoulder ready to strike as soon as they moved out of the way. We had to limit the amount they could buy because otherwise the kids who actually wanted to play the game never had any cards to buy.

Can't quote @Archeops but: We put them behind the service desk for awhile but we had so many collectors it was causing huge line problems for the poor souls who just wanted a money order or to return something (we're a high volume store). They eventually stuck them behind the cigarette lane instead.
 
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