Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Ultrapenguin]

He doesn't like to meet women in person unless he's paying them for sex, because if he tried to flirt with a Hooters Girl or whoever, she'd reject him, and he doesn't like it when women can tell him no and not be punished for it. That's why he likes the brothels, he can complain to management and they can force a woman to service him against her will, like Hof did with the Oliver Garden hooker (I forget her name). She straight up told Russ she didn't want to be there with him, but the brothel made her. Naturally, he didn't care. He doesn't just think it should illegal for women to tell him no, he thinks it's morally wrong for women to deny him what he feels he is owed. He thinks only bad people do things that are wrong, and since it's wrong to deny him, you are are a bad person if you do. That's why he thinks Taylor Swift is evil. That's why he was astonished and infuriated when he was punished for harassing Erika. She's in the wrong, so why was he being punished?! It's not fair!

It's pretty clear Russ' development stopped back somewhere around elementary school where he learned the most effective method to force kids to give him his way is by running crying to the teacher any time they don't give him what he wants, and the best way to get the teacher on his side is to act as pathetic and helpless as possible.

You know, all the pretty girls date the stupid idiot jocks who treat them like crap; don't they know he's a nice guy and an artist? They won't even give him a chance, probably because he looks different! If they don't go out with him he'll tell on them and about how all the girls are mean to him because of how he looks, maybe the teacher will go talk to the girls and make them go on a date with him!
Handy chart included for reference:


This dude sucks so much, real talk.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's pretty clear Russ' development stopped back somewhere around elementary school where he learned the most effective method to force kids to give him his way is by running crying to the teacher any time they don't give him what he wants, and the best way to get the teacher on his side is to act as pathetic and helpless as possible.

You know, all the pretty girls date the stupid idiot jocks who treat them like crap; don't they know he's a nice guy and an artist? They won't even give him a chance, probably because he looks different! If they don't go out with him he'll tell on them and about how all the girls are mean to him because of how he looks, maybe the teacher will go talk to the girls and make them go on a date with him!
Handy chart included for reference:
View attachment 3237395

This dude sucks so much, real talk.

And when there's no authority figure to cry to, like the hooker he hired back in SLC who racked up a huge tab in booze so she wouldn't have to fuck him, he's reduced to bitching on social media. That's why he's in favor of brothels, because he can bitch to the owner and get them to make the girls do as he demands. He also get thrown for a loop when authority figures either decline to get involved, or side with his targets, as all the judges so far have done in his suits, and his criminal case. Also, when Russ gets arrested for causing a disturbance at Freemantle's Vegas offices, maybe your chart will get mentioned.

 

[RodgerDodger]

i honestly never thought on this vein, but technically what russ is most asking for is to perform in front of the celebrity judges. they could allow that to happen, not let him through, and never air any of it, and still have fulfilled his ask.

Putting Russ, a convicted Stalker, with a history of using the court to try and stalk female celebrities, in front of his "established via his own court filings" current target of fixation is not something Marathon would or could ever accept as a remedy, nor one the court would ever compel.

Now a clever producer might have Heidi and Sophia call in sick that day and be replaced by substitute celebrity judges, The Wayon's Brothers. Heck they might even get some footage worth airing as Russ walks in expecting to be getting on with the Woo'ing and the Hoo'ing. Better yet, get Lizzo on the panel in nothing but pasties and a thong. Just to film Russhole's reaction.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Putting Russ, a convicted Stalker, with a history of using the court to try and stalk female celebrities, in front of his "established via his own court filings" current target of fixation is not something Marathon would or could ever accept as a remedy, nor one the court would ever compel.

Now a clever producer might have Heidi and Sophia call in sick that day and be replaced by substitute celebrity judges, The Wayon's Brothers. Heck they might even get some footage worth airing as Russ walks in expecting to be getting on with the Woo'ing and the Hoo'ing. Better yet, get Lizzo on the panel in nothing but pasties and a thong. Just to film Russhole's reaction.

Sorry Russ, all the judges were sick. We could only find this guy to judge your talent

 

[The Dude]

RE: Car fags.

Greer's perfect vehicle match is a Corvair. Great for the inexplicably cringey and old mannish 30 year old. Ralph Nader's corpse is not included.

All these comparisons between Russhole and different cars are really apples to oranges, because every car has its diehard fans. Even absolute lemons like the Reliant Robin, Chevy Corvair, and even the fucking Yugo have people who absolutely adore them and lovingly care for them. Hell, there are even car guys who will haul a rusted out hulk shot full of bullet holes from the desert to restore them back to new. No one will ever care about Russ like that. He's utterly worthless to everyone, aside from being a laughingstock.

Sorry Russ, all the judges were sick. We could only find this guy to judge your talent


View attachment 3237563

Russ is a total creep, but he's not a pedophile. That's about the only positive thing that can be said about him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Putting Russ, a convicted Stalker, with a history of using the court to try and stalk female celebrities, in front of his "established via his own court filings" current target of fixation is not something Marathon would or could ever accept as a remedy, nor one the court would ever compel.

Yeah, it's fun to speculate how much of an idiot Russ would make himself look on national television, but no way Marathon would let him in the same building as two of their stars, let alone the same room. I hope Marathon instructs its lawyers to make an example of Russ that they can point to when some other idiot tries to sue his way to stardom. He needs to feel real pain so he doesn't try this again in a couple of years. Of course, no matter what they do, that will just stop him from bothering them. He'll move onto another target. I'm concerned it will be Skordas since Russ thinks opposing him is harassment.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Russ is a total creep, but he's not a pedophile. That's about the only positive thing that can be said about him.

This as well as the fact that he actually has a work ethic, even if it took him 5-6 years for a two year degree along with giving his friend a handjob for a ride to the brothel. He's never once begged for money from what I recall.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This as well as the fact that he actually has a work ethic, even if it took him 5-6 years for a two year degree along with giving his friend a handjob for a ride to the brothel. He's never once begged for money from what I recall.

He had a gofundme for his original TS song, but got no donations, so he funded it himself. So, yeah, he doesn't really beg for money. He's begged for his songs to be passed on, he's begged to be on AGT but except that once, never for money, at least not publicly.

 

[Jeep1971]

I cannot in any way see how the purpose of the job of a prostitute is to be forced into sex acts. Like, seriously dude? Really?

Sex workers have a right to refuse service to anyone (literally) and have a right to define the parameters of their services. That shouldn’t be shocking.

Obviously yeah if the guy is acting "off" I'd abort mission too.
I just didn't know they could refuse a customer. I meant no malice, I just don't know how that works.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

No offense but I didn't think prostitute could deny paid-for services like .....sex? That defeats the purpose of their job.

Yeah right. She's forced to have sex with somebody because she's a whore. Even sex workers have the option to say no to a john.

I think the brothel system as it exists in Nevada is horrible.

It's one step up from just working the street corner when you get down to it. I fully support sex work and feel it should be regulated and protected. But the Nevada way is just so pathetic that it rewards a few individuals like Hof, when he was still alive, and the rest of them and doesn't allow others to really get in. If somebody wants to sell sex in a safe and legal manner they should be able to. This puritanical aversion to sex we have in this country is ridiculous.

RE: Car fags.

Greer's perfect vehicle match is a Corvair. Great for the inexplicably cringey and old mannish 30 year old. Ralph Nader's corpse is not included.

The Corvair at least looked decent. Nobody, other than Slurpy himself, has ever said that he looked good.

i honestly never thought on this vein, but technically what russ is most asking for is to perform in front of the celebrity judges. they could allow that to happen, not let him through, and never air any of it, and still have fulfilled his ask.

All they would have to do in that case is have some backroom type audition like they would do with American Idol. No need to even make it public. Just have him do so in front of the judges with the understanding that if they say no he needs to accept it and clean up his own drool.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Just found this recent comment on a 4 year old Reddit post:

 

[Wahgonga]

Do we know what he writes in those DMs he sends to instagram thots?

I've been wondering, is it something somewhat normal like "Hey, how's it going? I like your music." or something weird and creepy like "You're sexy, let's meet up".

Given he does this all the time, he must get some replies. Then again, begging her publically to check her DMs kinda implies he barely gets any replies.

This early piece of Russlore from the OP should give you an idea of how he interacts with the women he fixates upon. This string of messages starts out with him communicating with a stripper from a local establishment in Utah. Embrace the cringe-

https://imgur.com/a/ICRHn#KBpwET0

In regards to the Russ and a car conversation, the only form of transportation I can imagine Russ
owning is this-

Spoiler

 

[Stinkyboy]

Yeah right. She's forced to have sex with somebody because she's a whore. Even sex workers have the option to say no to a john.

Whores CAN say no, but they also find themselves booted from the ranch

 

[pr3nt177]

All they would have to do in that case is have some backroom type audition like they would do with American Idol. No need to even make it public. Just have him do so in front of the judges with the understanding that if they say no he needs to accept it and clean up his own drool.

They owe him nothing...no behind-closed-door audition, no placating, no explanation...nothing.

High time this jerk is made to see that threatening court action and media exposure (lol) is not tolerated.

 

[DennisReynolds]

You car fags are all wrong, this is the real russmobile

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

You car fags are all wrong, this is the real russmobile

Do not insult the shitmobile by comparing it to Russ. That car has more character and integrity than Russ will ever have.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

They owe him nothing...no behind-closed-door audition, no placating, no explanation...nothing.

High time this jerk is made to see that threatening court action and media exposure (lol) is not tolerated.

That wasn't the point.

If they wanted to this is how far they could go and still keep to the letter of his request. I'm not saying they will but in a hypothetical situation in which they had to give him his audition this would suffice.

Do not insult the shitmobile by comparing it to Russ. That car has more character and integrity than Russ will ever have.

Yeah somebody at some point loved that car. Nobody ever loved Russtard.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

So the audition contract for next season will definitely spell out "There is no guarantee that an audition will be aired or will lead to you being permitted to perform in front of judges or an audience, on camera or off camera. Money spent as part of the audition is spent at the risk of the person auditioning and will not be reimbursed in any way by Fremantle. No contestant or applicant is entitled to be put on the show at any time. Audition content directed specifically at a show cast member or judge does not guarantee that the judge will see the content and does not guarantee that the possible contestant will be permitted to perform or audition for that cast member or judge. Personal circumstances, backstory, and medical history do not guarantee a positive impact on audition results and have no impact on whether or not the person auditioning will be allowed to audition in front of judges or on the air."

 

[kcbbq]

Was going to say this but I'd also like to include the East German Trabant as a contender:
View attachment 3236480
A car that was notoriously bad all around.

The only comparison is that both of their bodies give off toxic fumes. Even if it's a crappy car, at least the Trabant has a use, so the comparison is kind of unfair.

 

[ScooterL]

Was going to say this but I'd also like to include the East German Trabant as a contender:
View attachment 3236480
A car that was notoriously bad all around.

That Trabant has a UK plate and is parked in a pricy London street. There are people with money who love Trabants, fork out money to import them, then restore and cherish them.

Nobody is ever going to treat Russ as well as they'd treat a Trabant.