DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PenskeMaterial]

Phil had the hots for one of his coworkers. He tried to impress her by buying the Conneticuit Khando and by driving her, but she ended up cucking him for his boss. Phil got jealous and complained to HR about it, but I don’t thibk anything came of it.

Isn't the lore that he tried to impress a co-worker he car pooled with by buying the kahndo, but she had a boyfriend and wasn't interested, and snitching on his boss for dating a co-worker and having it blow up in his face is a separate event?

I dunno, I have too much pigroach lore in my head it's hard to keep track.

 

[Tears for T]

Phil just talked about NFTs and describing them as scams. Absolutely, they are nothing like the wrestling jpg he long for every day - yikes

Phil the art collector…

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"You're not gonna be a member Kyle because I am never doing that."
"I AM NEVER DOING A LOBBY WITH FANS STOP ASKING FUCK YOU"

 

[Pargon]

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"You're not gonna be a member Kyle because I am never doing that."

Suck it down and slurp it up, pigs. Don’t ever question where you belong.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Phil had the hots for one of his coworkers. He tried to impress her by buying the Conneticuit Khando and by driving her, but she ended up cucking him for his boss. Phil got jealous and complained to HR about it, but I don’t thibk anything came of it.

I think he actually got in trouble for trying to snitch on his boss. Idk if it directly led to his firing but I vaguely remember this either getting back to his boss or someone higher up telling him to shut up.

 

[capefear56]

Doesn't want to use finasteride to stop his balding until it gets so bad that he absolutely needs to use it to save his hair... classic Future Phil's Problem reasoning.

"Only when it's noticeable (which it already is, idiot) will I do something about it."

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

This is for the fans:
"Fuck you! No!" *retard laugh*

Also: former King of Hate needs 52 more members.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Someone commission one for Phil quick

Wouldn't it need to press the buttons by itself? He seems to be bitch about being able to press buttons, but never does.

 

[SomeBoyo]

@snort inquisition

 

[Tears for T]

”Drama doesn't mean fun” - Phil

Speak for yourself, that’s the thing that bring Phil 75% of his viewers. At least that bring him some money .

 

[Jasper2K]

Already going right for the cheese chat and guides told him about. Your pathetic Phil. Just use spirit summons at this point. Already getting the just kill me quote

 

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't he say yesterday he watched other streamers fight her? Either way he's lying. He can't keep his stories straght between streams. Lies get forgotten in less than 24hrs because his audience are literal dent heads with down syndrome and fetal alcohol syndrome

Didn't he say like 2 weeks ago he and the alleged wife sat and watched elden ringers on the 174,800 seconds off?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

pop in and he literally rolled towards mel and dodged her.
he did it a few times.
didn't register, chat had to tell him.
doesn't even know what buffs he's applying.

phil, just become a reaction channel.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Isn't the lore that he tried to impress a co-worker he car pooled with by buying the kahndo, but she had a boyfriend and wasn't interested, and snitching on his boss for dating a co-worker and having it blow up in his face is a separate event?

I dunno, I have too much pigroach lore in my head it's hard to keep track.

I think he actually got in trouble for trying to snitch on his boss. Idk if it directly led to his firing but I vaguely remember this either getting back to his boss or someone higher up telling him to shut up.

I don’t remember all the details. But I think the true lore is some autistic mixture of our 3 tellings of the story.

 

[Jasper2K]

Didn't he say like 2 weeks ago he and the alleged wife sat and watched elden ringers on the 174,800 seconds off?

He did multiple times. He watched with her

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I...
what the fuck...
like seriously, he's like hard wired to do specific things, the tism is very stonk with elden ring.
Actually uses taker's flame, she takes a chunk of damage and knocks herl down. Does piggy hit her again with it damaging her while she's still at range..NOPE waddels over and jump attacks.

bonus parts being, rolling himself into a corner and claiming the game put him there and Mel swinging a giant sword in an arc infront of her into phil and phil claiming he shouldn't have gotten hit,

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil just talked about NFTs and describing them as scams. Absolutely, they are nothing like the wrestling jpg he long for every day - yikes

Phil the art collector…

In this stream, he went on an endless rant about companies only doing things for money, followed by cursing at "fucking idiots" who wanted him to do things for free and not make money. Zero self-awareness, but that's Phil.

He also said his hair grew back in the past few months too and is full and thick again, so maybe he's just out of his damn mind.

 

[Jasper2K]

There it is 0-100 wow

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

"This fight is RNG, you have to hope she doens't hit you with the moves and the waterfall over and over" , I wish one of the paypigs rebelled and asked him if he can find people beating her while taking zero damage, if it's RNG then that would be impossible right? But I know he would just give a non sense answer and LIMB the dissenter.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He could summon "Let me solo her" but he'd find a way to screw it up. BTW he was against the wall so there was nothing he could do as he rolled backwards. Oh and he didn't put his back against the wall, Mel did with her magic RNG. Or is she a puzzle boss, oh what if she's an RNG puzzle boss?