Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Well that escalated quickly.

I'll grab some screenshots later, but the speds in the comments are alternating between saying Lindsay paid me to draw that, and thinking that he actually drew it himself.

I draw cows for fun. I've done it many times before, no internetbux required.

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A lot of these are chasers seething about how I drew him uglier than he actually is. For the record, my drawing heavily referenced this pic from the thread OP. Thirsty hair, yellow teeth, thin lips, dark circles, weird jawline-- all just stuff I observed from that photo.

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Because apparently nobody ever posts anything they didn't personally make on the internet.

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And of course:
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Lmao I love this person kept in the receding hairline, the thin lips, the yellow teeth, botched jaw, and corpse-like skin. As you can tell by Lucas's edits of his own photos, you just can't filter out that much ugly.
Keffals sycophant fans honestly remind me of Kpop stans. They're retarded, they swarm like flies, and they all act as if their target is the only one offended. Even the edit kept Keffals' sunken, predatory eyes and large man hands.

I knew Lindsay would've come here to grab it, and you know as well as I do Lucas was seething the first time he saw it. He's doing damage control now.

Even if James Lindsay did commission it, it's had quite the impact on our resident dog fucker.
 
Have a die hard fan who is a member of the animation industry:
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Whenever someone makes fun of Keffals or brings up that he is a groomer this guy goes on that tweet like flies on shit and rabidly defends him. He apparently is an animator for Helluva Boss and as we all know the Western animation industry is filled to the brim with groomers. I feel he is someone in Keffals circle who we should keep a eye on.
 
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I have never had a cow make such a fuss over one of my drawings, and I've made many cow-related doodles over the last five years. I suppose I'm flattered, but kinda makes me feel bad for his actual fans. Like the shit they draw for him comes from a place of love and effort, yet they net comparatively little of his attention. For the record, I draw this stuff to make people here laugh, not necessarily to elicit reactions off-site.

Sorry, I'll try not to derail about this any longer, lmao.
 
I have never had a cow make such a fuss over one of my drawings, and I've made many cow-related doodles over the last five years. I suppose I'm flattered, but kinda makes me feel bad for his actual fans. Like the shit they draw for him comes from a place of love and effort, yet they net comparatively little of his attention. For the record, I draw this stuff to make people here laugh, not necessarily to elicit reactions off-site.

Sorry, I'll try not to derail about this any longer, lmao.
Don't feel bad. His fans are all freaks who, if they are not retarded kids that Keffals groomed, are troons and gay men who are either on a FBI watch list or are on a local sex offender registry.
 
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Well that escalated quickly.

I'll grab some screenshots later, but the speds in the comments are alternating between saying Lindsay paid me to draw that, and thinking that he actually drew it himself.

I draw cows for fun. I've done it many times before, no internetbux required.

Edit:
A lot of these are chasers seething about how I drew him uglier than he actually is. For the record, my drawing heavily referenced this pic from the thread OP. Thirsty hair, yellow teeth, thin lips, dark circles, weird jawline-- all just stuff I observed from that photo.

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Because apparently nobody ever posts anything they didn't personally make on the internet.

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And of course:
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Lmao I love this person kept in the receding hairline, the thin lips, the yellow teeth, botched jaw, and corpse-like skin. As you can tell by Lucas's edits of his own photos, you just can't filter out that much ugly.
What's your twitter @? I want to follow talented art spergs.
 
Keffals sycophant fans honestly remind me of Kpop stans. They're retarded, they swarm like flies, and they all act as if their target is the only one offended. Even the edit kept Keffals' sunken, predatory eyes and large man hands.

I knew Lindsay would've come here to grab it, and you know as well as I do Lucas was seething the first time he saw it. He's doing damage control now.

Even if James Lindsay did commission it, it's had quite the impact on our resident dog fucker.
"Stan" is absolutely the correct term to use for the Keffals fans. What makes them worse than many other instances is that Keffals is such a obnoxious, hyperbolic, manipulative, online-irradiated narcissist whose primary source of validation is from fucking Twitter of all awful social media platforms. So it's only natural that other people fitting any one or all of those characteristics would flock to this one beacon, emulate the annoying or outright shitty behavior constantly being displayed, and defend to the death, or at least until it becomes unprofitable for them. (Keep an eye out for who are the first rats to desert the pastel sinking ship.)

I would almost feel bad for the types of people who get into habits of becoming feverish fans of awful individuals like this because they look as if they're desperate for some sort of community or someone to rally behind. But they chose to ally with someone who generally comes off embodying the worst parts of online interactions.
 
Keffals sycophant fans honestly remind me of Kpop stans. They're retarded, they swarm like flies, and they all act as if their target is the only one offended.
It's a common trait among chronically online millenials and zoomers. They're like the Borg, with even less awareness of their own self. Their sense of identity is linked to the fandom or cause they follow, either a celebrity or a ship or anything like this. Insulting any of these objects of their devotion is like insulting Allah in front of a muslim.

His entire community is just a groomer breeding ground.
It's a Pedoship.
 
I'd really like to see them try to "ratio" us on our own forum
As much as I would love to see it I honestly don't think that will happen. Mainly because, as I said before, a lot of Keffals fans are troons and gay men who are probably on a watch list or local sex offender registry. They have a lot of dirty laundry to hide and they know that the Farms would dig it up. The self preservation instinct is what is preventing them from coming here and defending their catboi emperor's honor. They won't admit it but they are terrified of the Farms.
 
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We did it Reddit!!! @Bani

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I don't get it. I'm sure he thinks he's being ironic but with how seriously he takes internet points the irony is completely lost.
Just... :story:

Imagine being such a dense clown faggot that you unironically advertise people's genuine potshots at you and think you're "owning" those laughing at you.

Lucas, you might think you're laughing at us by doing this, but all we're doing is laughing even harder and louder and your stupid ass. Fucking loser.
 
Have a die hard fan who is a member of the animation industry:
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Whenever someone makes fun of Keffals or brings up that he is a groomer this guy goes on that tweet like flies on shit and rabidly defends him. He apparently is an animator for Helluva Boss and as we all know the Western animation industry is filled to the brim with groomers. I feel he is someone in Keffals circle who we should keep a eye on.
I like how saying a slur in a private chat to them is worthy of judging their entire character but as soon as a transgender gets caught grooming the same people will pull the empathy card.
 
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