Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[REGENDarySumanai]

Absolutely amazing fan art, was hoping Jim was going to do the Ragepig art contest last night but if that means more time for artists to perfect their ragepig masterpieces than I'll be patient
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I love how Flamenco has a wooden horse.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Sure it has been a fast couple of weeks - fuck this year so far has been none stop Ralph drama - but this is no different than 2020 in that regard, Ralph from about March of 2020 was in constant meltdowns and doing retarded and heinous shit until PPP & Godwinson declared a peace. There is no surprise that Ralph is doing this all of a sudden, the fact he behaves like this is a known factor and has been for a long time.

well lets look at comparable personalities in the sektor

1) Donga
Huge flaring shit fest that quickly burned out into obscurity

2)Mundane Matt
Shit fest that quickly burned out into obscurity

3) Sargon
Huge shit fest that protracted long enough to kill a political party then burned out into obscurity

4)JF
Ongoing retard chronicles that never left obscurity

5)Warski
Huge flaring retard phoenix shit fest that somehow resurrects every so often.

6) THE Ralphamale
Long slopes of retarded self harm that somehow looks like the bottom has been reached each time. Every time a new low is reached a degeneracy is unlocked like flam's porn achievements. He somehow is the Anti-Warksi retarded Phoenix. Every time you think he has plateaued he digs lower than you think possible.

I have a gif that perfectly encapsulates his life.

 

[Sneed Weed]

I love how Flamenco has a wooden horse.

Fuentes needs joker makeup since he can't he 5 fucking minutes without quoting it

 

[Mongo0o]

I tuned in late last night due to work, just when Jim was going off. It was relentless bashing of the gunt. That was him in his prime. These streams have been the best in a long time. More and more degenerates coming out of the woodworks to pick on a poor weatherman.

Fuentes needs joker makeup since he can't he 5 fucking minutes without quoting it

Taxi Driver for retards.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Fuentes needs joker makeup since he can't he 5 fucking minutes without quoting it

He can be the new, gayer and off brand Paul Miller.

 

[Christorian X]

Yesterday Jim said Ethan Ralph has eclipsed Chris Chan and all other lolcows. Is he right?

100%. Chris's content came at a slow churn with a few bursts. Ralph's is an ever escalating stream of madness.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

100%. Chris's content came at a slow churn with a few bursts. Ralph's is an ever escalating stream of madness.

I know a lot of people say comparing cows to chris is gay and lame but it's really true in this case. Ralph does all the chris chan rants, is his own biggest troll, and never learns a lesson. Somehow he's not clinically retarded which makes it that much more funny.

 

[msd]

The Jim stream is good, but I do have to wonder what he is talking about at the start about being surprised by how much of a lolcow Ralph is - this subforum is nearly reaching it's second year, and his spiralling has continued completely unabated. Did Jim really just ignore all this shit for two years? I guess he must have.

It was a very thin hope that maybe, just maybe Ralph wouldn't be as much a fucking retard as he is now

 

[Christorian X]

I know a lot of people say comparing cows to chris is gay and lame but it's really true in this case. Ralph does all the chris chan rants, is his own biggest troll, and never learns a lesson. Somehow he's not clinically retarded which makes it that much more funny.

I mentioned in a different thread that while there are tons of similarities, there is a core thematic difference. Chris's story was always destined to be a tragedy. Being born with his mental issues and the parents he did, all paths led to prison or a mental institution as he got older. He was always going to find it harder and harder to be unable to interact with the world and do something to get on the government radar.

Ralph on the other hand was destined to be a comedy. Ralph isn't retarded, had an opportunity of a college education, a moderate home, hell, even a loving wife with a potentially very successful career. At every step of the way Ralph takes every gift he's given and shits all over it. Ralph chooses to destroy his life purely to spite other people who have happy lives. This is a man actively and consciously choosing the worst decisions.

 

[Mr Clark]

Well hey RageTits good to see you!
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Allah has finally shown himself to me. I now understand why pork is not allowed because those rape/rage pig tits are haram

 

[bravado]

sour grapes sour grapes sour grapes sour grapes
sow rapes sow rapes sow rapes sow rapes sow rapes

 

[Lincoln A-log]

I bet that one hurt ralph extra bad

He bet everything on playing the heel and it's come up snake eyes, he's got nowhere to go

 

[LurkTrawl]

sour grapes sour grapes sour grapes sour grapes
sow rapes sow rapes sow rapes sow rapes sow rapes

Ralph is seemingly incapable of understanding that his hypocrisy will always come back to bite him square in the ass. I will never understand how some people are blind as to why hypocrisy is viewed not just as a negative action done to other people, but also as a position that's bad for yourself. It's like not being able to understand why just randomly hitting people in the street is viewed as a shitty thing to do, or not being able to get why there's seatbelt laws.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Ralph is seemingly incapable of understanding that his hypocrisy will always come back to bite him square in the ass. I will never understand how some people are blind as to why hypocrisy is viewed not just as a negative action done to other people, but also as a position that's bad for yourself. It's like not being able to understand why just randomly hitting people in the street is viewed as a shitty thing to do, or not being able to get why there's seatbelt laws.

Because people like Ralph and Nicky Fuentes are dopamine addicts who cannot grasp the long term repercussions of their short-sighted actions, or can and simply do not care and go for what feels good in the moment to 'win'.

"If people are going to fuck with me, I'm going to fuck with them worse" is just a tacit admission that you think fucking with people is okay. If it is okay, you have no right to complain if people are able to do it better against you than you are able to do it to them. Really, you just suck at your own game. It also immediately saves me the time from even having to consider your position when its basically, "Mom said it's my turn to crush people under the authoritarian heel."

This is even ignoring how hilariously hypocritical it is that these are the same faggots who try to cloak themselves in Christianity as a shield to protect them from criticism. We all well remember the story of Jesus telling his disciples that, when the a logs go low, you go lower.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Yesterday Jim said Ethan Ralph has eclipsed Chris Chan and all other lolcows. Is he right?

He said will, not has. I agree considering the sheer scale and speed of his deterioration.

 

[Butwhythough]

Ralph on the other hand was destined to be a comedy. Ralph isn't retarded, had an opportunity of a college education, a moderate home, hell, even a loving wife with a potentially very successful career. At every step of the way Ralph takes every gift he's given and shits all over it. Ralph chooses to destroy his life purely to spite other people who have happy lives. This is a man actively and consciously choosing the worst decisions.

It's just as Jim said, Ralph always snatches defeat from the Jaws of victory.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's cathartic that Jim is finally going full after Ralph and being vindicated that he's a worthy cow.

I still wonder why Jim didn't do anything until Ralph struck first.

 

[Goblin King]

It's cathartic that Jim is finally going full after Ralph and being vindicated that he's a worthy cow.

I still wonder why Jim didn't do anything until Ralph struck first.

Probably because of other things on his mind? If you are dying of cancer, you probably wouldn't give a shit about a RagePig doing what it's supposed to be doing.

Unless that FrustratedSwine did something so incredibly stupid you could just not ignore it, or if he started going after your wife.

 

[gang weeder]

It's cathartic that Jim is finally going full after Ralph and being vindicated that he's a worthy cow.

I still wonder why Jim didn't do anything until Ralph struck first.

I think it was Null who pointed this out, but the Portugal beating was Ralph's first major fuck up that didn't include a SO in some way (Nora, Faith, Pantsu, etc.). So that was the first thing Gym could make fun of while adhering to a standard of not touching SOs (since he wouldn't want Jade fucked with, and he made this angle pretty clear in the jarbo stream). Although to me, this doesn't explain why Gym didn't make fun of the gunt more when that happened (i.e. the original Knoxville gunt pic). Maybe he just wasn't paying attention to the sektor much around that time or something.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I mentioned in a different thread that while there are tons of similarities, there is a core thematic difference. Chris's story was always destined to be a tragedy. Being born with his mental issues and the parents he did, all paths led to prison or a mental institution as he got older. He was always going to find it harder and harder to be unable to interact with the world and do something to get on the government radar.

Ralph on the other hand was destined to be a comedy. Ralph isn't retarded, had an opportunity of a college education, a moderate home, hell, even a loving wife with a potentially very successful career. At every step of the way Ralph takes every gift he's given and shits all over it. Ralph chooses to destroy his life purely to spite other people who have happy lives. This is a man actively and consciously choosing the worst decisions.

Or to make it a bit more succinct, Chris was always going to fail, from the moment he was born, while Ralph has deliberately, gleefully made the wrong decision at every point he could have.