Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Die Dunkle Maus said:
"I fight them, and I win." ~Patrick S. Tomlinson
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So what's he so mad about? He should be amazed at his ability, like the Harlem Globetrotters winning to the Washington Generals every goddamn time. Why's he so mad? Why does he have to child so much? Shouldn't he be thanking his inferior opponents for jacking up his win rate every time they lose to him?
 
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AprilRains said:
DIE YOU FAT FUCK

GOD DAMN YOU
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I normally can only get this critical of how every aspect of a dish is completely wrong when Moviebob posts his own "amateur food porn", but this is just fascinating because alleged professionals put this plate together

How the fuck are you supposed to eat that without immediately turning the presentation into a mess that a toddler learning to use cutlery would make? Your two options are to slop the "steak" and sauce around to be able to cut it on a firm surface, or to attempt to cut overdone meat seated on a pile of mashed potatoes and just spread the fucking things everywhere. Has no customer looked at this presentation and then looked back at the waiter to ask "what the fuck, dude?"
 
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instythot said:
I normally can only get this critical of how every aspect of a dish is completely wrong when Moviebob posts his own "amateur food porn", but this is just fascinating because alleged professionals put this plate together
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I suspect it was cooked to order. I don't blame the cook.

"...though you were well fee'd,
It was not yours, but Agamemnon's deed."
 
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AprilRains said:
I suspect it was cooked to order. I don't blame the cook.
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Did he actually ask for a filet mignon, well done? Where's the ketchup though? What actual words do you have to utter to have a charred turd delivered to you on top of potatoes? And in what restaurant would this not result in a refund demand?
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I don't blame the cook.
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The cook blames himself, though. Being forced to do whatever Rick demanded must have caused genuine damage to his soul.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Fat made any death threats against the Supreme Court yet? I'm dropping by my local FBI office for my weekly visit tomorrow and they might be interested in the man winning Ukraine's war doing such.
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He's clearly shitfaced but I think this is about Russia and not the Supreme Court ruling:

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AnOminous said:
Did he actually ask for a filet mignon, well done? Where's the ketchup though? What actual words do you have to utter to have a charred turd delivered to you on top of potatoes? And in what restaurant would this not result in a refund demand?

The cook blames himself, though. Being forced to do whatever Rick demanded must have caused genuine damage to his soul.
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I think he's gotten to the point of wasting all his money on stuff that can't be clawed back or disgorged where he's deliberately showing off how he might as well be setting fire to a money filled mattress for spite. That is the only reason I can think of that a person would order a steak like that and then show it off to the world by posting it on twitter dot com
 
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Patty the rube has no shame about his love of well done steak.

Looks to me like he’s fixing to file bankruptcy. Just spending whatever he can before he does so. (Someone I know did this 15 years ago, and yesterday was calling others selfish for not wanting to pay strangers’ student loans off. It’s a whole type, I call it stupid, grasping piece of shit.)
 
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Must be nice to be unemployed and able to travel when one pleases. I find it funny that he chooses the biggest tourist traps as a local - Vegas, LA and all that shit. I guess places like Grand Teton and other natural wonders are irrelevant to a milquetoast failure as it might involve a little cardio. It's just shitty restaurants and bars as far as the eye can see.
 
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