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Tilly so fat Q has to snap twice to teleport behind her.
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In a galaxy far far away she'd be mistaken for a small moonHow fat is she?
That's no moon... It's Tilly's fat fucking ass.In a galaxy far far away she'd be mistaken for a small moon
B-b-but I thought New Worlds was going to be the ultrabaysed Trek that got the franchise back on track?!Well, they've blackwashed Robert April and demoted him. He is now Captain instead of Commodore.
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Borg Tilly so fat, she needs a regeneration conference room.If you need a good laugh, imagine a Borg-drone Tilly.
Like, it'd take half a dozen drones to inject enough nanites that they can bust through her clogged arteries, let alone assimilate her
In her defense, they go great with gravy!Tilly is so fat they had to hide the isolinear chips from her.
Don't worry that was in Picard's imagination
Tilly is so fat they had to hide the isolinear chips from her.
For a second, I thought you were saying RLM was doing that and was incredibly confused lol.Saw the latest RLM review of Picard pop up on my youtube subscriptions panel and decided on a whim to check out the uberpozzed and straight up wheaton tier cooming overenthusiastic star trek subreddit to see if they are still on the "SEE GUYS THIS TOTALLY ISNT GONNA BE AN UNMITIGATED SHITSHOW LIKE THE LAST SEASON" cope train and to my intense amusement, it seems the latest episode was so fucking wretched it managed to break their conditioning to the point where despite overt "negative opinions will not be tolerated" modding literally every comment i could see on the episode thread were openly calling it dogshit or just being bitterly sarcastic.
Naturally this is all punctuated by hilariously self unaware "....but obviously the next season/new trek spinoff is gonna be totally awesome and h*ckin wholesomechungus and is gonna be the moment where nu trek FINALLY becomes good after 15 years so dont lose faith fellow #geeks" nu-cope but the fact that even they cant defend the shit so far gives me a good deal of satisfaction