Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[Italian Ghost]

Dalton talks about his thoughts on @UndercoverAF and admits to reading this thread.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

So Nick's always been very anti-alcohol, at least publicly. Here's a video showcasing one of Nick's many justifications on why he doesn't drink.
With this in mind, I stumbled across this picture of him and others where he's holding what looks like a beer. I tried looking up the label thinking it could've been a Blue Moon but it doesn't match up. Any idea what he's holding? It could be a seltzer water, I guess, but if it can be confirmed as alcohol I think that would be pretty hilarious as he's very recently reiterated that he's never drank alcohol.

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ETA - Confirmed a San Pellegrino

We're focusing on the wrong part of the picture. This right here is the true scoop

Spoiler: WHAT ARE THOSE

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The real scoop in said photo is why is Frannsen wearing a V neck with a jacket two sizes too small?

Also who let frannsen (brokeback mountain groyper) around a group of young boys / men

 

[gaystoner]

Dalton talks about his thoughts on @UndercoverAF and admits to reading this thread.

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Dalton wants his own thread.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Dalton wants his own thread.

It getting close to the time where AF gets their own board

 

[Donuteater]

Greer claims to be 6’3” which I believe to be accurate. Jake is around 6’, Jaden is probably around 6’1” give or take half an inch, Vince is a manlet, Franssen is dysgenic, and Nick is very much wearing lifts.

Nick is ~5’7”, with the lifts he’s 5’8” tops. He is taller than Patrick (not pictured) who is around 5’6”, but not by much.

Edit: no I’m not going to draw lines on the picture. The source is trust me, bro.

You idiot. Greer claims to be 6'2" on Twitter as a joke. He's closer to 5 foot 8.

 

[Caligura]

AF and Sweetie Squad bros... what happened?

 

[notafederalagent]

Daddy Joey coming in clutch. Apparently baked Alaska has been spotted deliberating with his ex photographer.

Spoiler: Archives

https://gab.com/JoeyCamp2020/posts/108234683864085387 (https://archive.ph/em36L)
https://gab.com/JoeyCamp2020/posts/108234763642109944 (https://archive.ph/p84iK)

 

[Goatsehole]

rich: using money to invest and make more money
nigger rich: getting a windfall and using it for fucking bullshit

This is the key to creating wealth. Have your money make you money. Passive income.

Great advice for anyone paying attention

Fuentes is a child, no one should look up to anything he says or does. Literally no value human bean

You idiot. Greer claims to be 6'2" on Twitter as a joke. He's closer to 5 foot 8.

I have spent some time around Greer in the past. I am 5’8” and he is taller than me. He is at least 6 foot. He’s not the tallest dude, but fairly tall. It would be safe to gauge Fuentes according to Greer being 6 foot.

 

[The Dude]

Caught up with the latest Metokur stream, unfortunately had to see Fuentes again because Jim did a debate recap and man all I could think of was - what the fuck is wrong with this guy's face? He has the weirdest most unnatural expression. I think he is going for smug aloofness or something but unfortunately for him all he can manage is an expression that screams "I am extremely constipated and/or extremely embarrassed and trying to hide it with my uncanny valley grimace".

It's the Autism, my friend. Severely Autistic people have a very difficult time both expressing emotions via facial expressions, and reading facial expressions of others. Just look at all the videos of Chris Chan when he's trying to emote via facial expressions: it's always very awkward, exaggerated, and looks wrong. Then look at the videos where he's just being his normal self: almost blank and expressionless. It's sad really, and we need to be patient and kind towards these poor people.

 

[Goatsehole]

It's the Autism, my friend. Severely Autistic people have a very difficult time both expressing emotions via facial expressions, and reading facial expressions of others. Just look at all the videos of Chris Chan when he's trying to emote via facial expressions: it's always very awkward, exaggerated, and looks wrong. Then look at the videos where he's just being his normal self: almost blank and expressionless. It's sad really, and we need to be patient and kind towards these poor people.

Speaking of autism & Chris Chan, Fuentes also says, “anyway” or “yeah, anyway”. And if you recall, Chris Chan said that a lot as well. You cannot unhear it when he says it now.

 

[bornuglyaf]

So Nick's always been very anti-alcohol, at least publicly. Here's a video showcasing one of Nick's many justifications on why he doesn't drink.
With this in mind, I stumbled across this picture of him and others where he's holding what looks like a beer. I tried looking up the label thinking it could've been a Blue Moon but it doesn't match up. Any idea what he's holding? It could be a seltzer water, I guess, but if it can be confirmed as alcohol I think that would be pretty hilarious as he's very recently reiterated that he's never drank alcohol.

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ETA - Confirmed a San Pellegrino

Nick wearing the lifts. 5'4 confirmed?

 

[AltisticRight]

Behold my Reddit meme.

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More sycophant artwork by Nick’s art slave Emerson

Everyone I see these pieces of art I hate Nick even more. The sheer narcissism by this Mexican queer is hilarious

I hate this fucking artwork style so much. It's pure garbage.
Also, why make him look like a nigger?

That's not what first class looks like, have you ever been on a plane?

Going to need a height autist to do a markup of everyone's height. Make sure you note Nick's obvious lifts.

Yeah, give me 30 minutes. Let's settle the height of these faggots.

Going to need a height autist to do a markup of everyone's height. Make sure you note Nick's obvious lifts.

Work in progress, but Lil'Nipplets made the mistake of holding that bottle.
A 500ml bottle of San Pellegrino sparkling water is 22.225cm tall, or 8 3/4 inches.
So Nick is 7.21 times the height of that bottle, making him stand at a staggering 160.24cm, without those high heels accounted for.
About 5'3'' to 5'4''.
Is he a tiny man.
Note: 750ml bottles are 12 inches, which will make him over 2 metres tall, or over 8'5'' which is absolutely not possible.

Alright, now for the autistic part. The brick wall by the group of dwarves appears to be leaning backward, so it needs to be straightened. Now, map the bottle onto the same plane as the brick wall, then use the converging lines to shrink or expand the bottle. This will allow us to find the heights of everyone in this photo, despite the different perspectives.

 

[NetVet]

Apparently baked Alaska has been spotted deliberating with his ex photographer. Who Nick owes $5,000 to and explicitly told everyone to stay away from him.

Please drop me some QRD on this, what's the scoop or better yet what's the significance of this spy shot?

 

[Nod Flenders]

I hate this fucking artwork style so much. It's pure garbage.
Also, why make him look like a nigger?

That's not what first class looks like, have you ever been on a plane?

Safe to say, the groypers have never been outside their mom's basement, let alone on a plane.

 

[The Dude]

Speaking of autism & Chris Chan, Fuentes also says, “anyway” or “yeah, anyway”. And if you recall, Chris Chan said that a lot as well. You cannot unhear it when he says it now.

Both Chris and Lil' Nickers have had raging hate-boners for the imbibing of alcohol at some point in their lives. Sure seems like there are quite a few odd similarities and coincidences with the two of them, wouldn't you say?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Both Chris and Lil' Nickers have had raging hate-boners for the imbibing of alcohol at some point in their lives. Sure seems like there are quite a few odd similarities and coincidences with the two of them, wouldn't you say?

So Billy Fuentes was a mean drunkard? Along with not being able to get one up

 

[Several Goats]

Both Chris and Lil' Nickers have had raging hate-boners for the imbibing of alcohol at some point in their lives. Sure seems like there are quite a few odd similarities and coincidences with the two of them, wouldn't you say?

Fragile Fuentes and Chris Chan have about the same amount of self awareness

 

[GuntCutter]

Please drop me some QRD on this, what's the scoop or better yet what's the significance of this spy shot?

Maybe the fact that folkloreamericana (AKA steven) Ralph’s videographer was involved with baked before, during, and after J6 and he also filmed Afpac aswell and many other shots of nick fuentes.

You may have saw him in the thoreux documentary. And from my experience with going to million maga March, he was with him the entire time.

Here’s his Instagram, which has people like millennial Matt, baked, and more featured:

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Kinda coincidental that it’s all happening right before baked accepts his plea deal in just over a week.

My theory is he could possibly be asking for unblurred footage of AF events that show participants on J6 also at afpac and who showed up at the CPAC spectacle to tie J6 and America first together. However only time will tell if SnakeAlaska does go through with this. Maybe AFUNDERCOVER might have some info.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

Alright I'm feeling autistic, so I made a list of all the AF Defectors and former members/associates I can remember



List of Defectors and People who left Nick and AF Associates along with General Leaving Dates:

James Allsup (mid 2017) ->Nick's first major initial partner figure during or just after the RSBN era of content. Likely feels very vindicated after recent events

Tvkwa (201 -> One of the four key figures with The Weekly Sweat/Honeypot Studios, but left after a video of his blew up with Keemstar reacting to it

Patrick Casey (early 2020)

Shawn's Unnamed Roommate (2020?) ->Beardson kicked him out which led to Shawn's apparant fallout?

Shawn/PrinceHubris (mid 2020) -> Left due to lack of personal help and mistreatment to a good friend/roommate. Mostly Beardson's fault, tho Nick and others were apparently apathetic and didn't help him much if at all post-firing from the American Airforce (according to a now private livestream from while back?)

Jake Lloyd (shortly after jan 6th 2021)

Pantherden (2020 or 2021)

BagTalk and their members (2020 or 2021) -> A crypto/financial oriented group that got into heat with Beardson and Nick over the latter two having petty critiques/behaviors

Nuke Telly (2020 or 2021) -> Former major fan figure (similar to Pantherden) that turned into a major critic of modern AF

RedPillGamingTV (2020 or 2021)

Culture War Criminal (2020 or 2021)

Anime Rightist (2021

Mr Metokur/Jim (2021) -> Used to be on very friendly apolitical terms with Nick before Nick praised unfair copyright claims and similar hated behaviors

Jaden McNeill (april 2021)

Possible/Potential Additions:
IP2Zoomer *Hasn't left/fully dissented but was notably treated like Shite by AF

Ginger Guy that was friendly with TWS (2019?) -> haven't seen him since 2019 + forgot his name, maybe you guys know about him. He often shat on Richard Spencer and TRS-type wignats alongside Beardson and Shawn and seemingly had views very close to the old AF from what I remember

Cooper (2019?) -> A Croatian Canadian guy was that was arguably in the the same friend circle as Beardson and Shaun - Notably appeared on a stream taking the piss out of TRS guys. Arguably the only person from the old era of TWS/AF that seemed to wholly practice as he preached with Christian values and kept a low profile after his stream appearances

Scott Greer (2020 or 2021) -> Quietly distanced himself from AF over the past year or so?

Carson? -> don't know who this is but others have mentioned him dissenting


Feel free to critique this list and suggest additions

 

[Chris Chad]

Alright I'm feeling autistic, so I made a list of all the AF Defectors and former members/associates I can remember



List of Defectors and People who left Nick and AF Associates along with General Leaving Dates:

James Allsup (mid 2017) ->Nick's first major initial partner figure during or just after the RSBN era of content. Likely feels very vindicated after recent events

Tvkwa (201 -> One of the four key figures with The Weekly Sweat/Honeypot Studios, but left after a video of his blew up with Keemstar reacting to it

Patrick Casey (early 2020)

Shawn's Unnamed Roommate (2020?) ->Beardson kicked him out which led to Shawn's apparant fallout?

Shawn/PrinceHubris (mid 2020) -> Left due to lack of personal help and mistreatment to a good friend/roommate. Mostly Beardson's fault, tho Nick and others were apparently apathetic and didn't help him much if at all post-firing from the American Airforce (according to a now private livestream from while back?)

Jake Lloyd (shortly after jan 6th 2021)

Pantherden (2020 or 2021)

BagTalk and their members (2020 or 2021) -> A crypto/financial oriented group that got into heat with Beardson and Nick over the latter two having petty critiques/behaviors

Nuke Telly (2020 or 2021) -> Former major fan figure (similar to Pantherden) that turned into a major critic of modern AF

RedPillGamingTV (2020 or 2021)

Culture War Criminal (2020 or 2021)

Anime Rightist (2021

Mr Metokur/Jim (2021) -> Used to be on very friendly apolitical terms with Nick before Nick praised unfair copyright claims and similar hated behaviors

Jaden McNeill (april 2021)

Possible/Potential Additions:
IP2Zoomer *Hasn't left/fully dissented but was notably treated like Shite by AF

Ginger Guy that was friendly with TWS (2019?) -> haven't seen him since 2019 + forgot his name, maybe you guys know about him. He often shat on Richard Spencer and TRS-type wignats alongside Beardson and Shawn and seemingly had views very close to the old AF from what I remember

Cooper (2019?) -> A Croatian Canadian guy was that was arguably in the the same friend circle as Beardson and Shaun - Notably appeared on a stream taking the piss out of TRS guys. Arguably the only person from the old era of TWS/AF that seemed to wholly practice as he preached with Christian values and kept a low profile after his stream appearances

Scott Greer (2020 or 2021) -> Quietly distanced himself from AF over the past year or so?

Carson? -> don't know who this is but others have mentioned him dissenting


Feel free to critique this list and suggest additions

IIRc Shawn's roommate was a guy called Autistotle or Auti, he was an OG "ironybro" and fell on the outs with Nick because he made a Catboy joke at him, and then Beardson attacked Auti over Pokemon card pack opening streams and Nick/Beardson started to block/ban anyone who talked about Auti. Yes, it's as autistic as it sounds.