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Samantha claims aspie in her post history, she inherited it from her aspie mother Sharon.@HiramTheGrift said:
She is unironically autistic, and once smashed a headset after fighting with Michael on discord






the "astro imperial" is really funny and also consistent with his retarded digital footprint on a certain internet forum, where he liked to post gay space bullshithere's some memes about my new fave lolcow
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last one isn't oc but found it too accurate not to post
It's funny you should say that, and finding content on Michael is just like throwing a dart at a board because his internet footprint is so massive. I found these from his skype lothloran-ffxi, he also used Lothloranffxi for Dota.Dude is like a physical embodiment of 2015 4chan





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you should try using less words and more receipts. no one gives a fuck about your novel. slammie was doxed in the OP and you bring up how she's living with her mom like it's new information. you seem to basically be admitting to your part in manhandling the poo which is extremely cringe.So, the last week has been ripe with hilarity. For this to make sense I need to explain
some of what happened on Onion Farms before Thurlow's thread dropped. About a month after
Spooky Bones/Regina threatened Thurlow's dox on ((((splinter)))), Thurlow had begun to
stagnate. As at the time I was trying to unravel any truth I could to Thurlow or
the Burn Book fiasco, I was more or less neutral at the time, and thought
"Hey, why not poke the radioactively psychotic Canadian Nazi bear and see what happens?"
So, I did.
Thurlow revealed some interesting details about himself in the Burn Book logs he released,
one of which I keyed in on and hoped for a reaction from - that any time I rate anything
of his, even in a positive light, he goes absolutely unhinged with rage - and boy did I
get it. He proceeded to call me out, over fucking stickers. Lmao. And then he tried to
make a cow out of a laughing stock at best, and wrote up a thread on me on Onion Farms
which he copypasta'd essentially to ((((splinter)))). Part of this effort was an attempt
to dox friends of mine on Discord, or people who were connected to me even tangentially
through a server I regularly frequent (gamers, not gayops. Haven't actively done that
kinda shit since December). Here's where the hilarity ensues.
Just so happens the second person he attempted to target has already been doxed, and
even moreso, has some bit of a history here on the Farms to begin with even if it's
minor depending on how you view it. Added bonus - He's just as crazy, if not moreso than
Thurlow to a degree. Enter Flame Hammer, a.k.a. Julian Smith. Flame Hammer is a Brony
tuber who, alongside his girlfriend Caroline Cat, shares partial responsibility in outing
Synthia the Dragoness' pedophilic tendencies.
Normally I got no love for furries or MLP nerds, but given that they helped out a
kidfucker, I can't be too harsh on this lot.
Last Monday, Flame Hammer showed up to my thread on Onion Farms, using information
gleaned from this thread to begin trolling Thurlow with a bloody vengeance, and that's
only the beginning of it. Over the last week, he's been engaging 24/7 ops on Thurlow -
Namely food deliveries to Samantha and a lovely t-shirt that says
"Shoot Your Local Pedophile" on the front, alongside a bathroom scale.
In the process of all of this, Thurlow decided to put a thread up on Flame Hammer and
his girlfriend. These threads no longer exist, however.
"Why?" You may ask. Well, as it turns out either Samantha is living with her mother,
Sharon Divis, or she's financially indignant, and relies on her mother as a sole support.
Because Thurlow bowed out and offered a truce after his ex mother in law began breathing
down his neck over the food deliveries, which included upwards of$300$500 in pizza.
While I had no part in orchestrating this, I was kept up to date of shenanigans after warning
Flame Hammer of Thurlow's volatility when he began, so you can imagine I've been laughing
my ass off as things have developed. But if you need the proof of it, I've obtained
screenshots from Sharon Divis' Facebook page outlining the hilarity, as well as a notice of purchase for the t-shirt and bathroom scale. Enjoy:
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So, the last week has been ripe with hilarity. For this to make sense I need to explain
some of what happened on Onion Farms before Thurlow's thread dropped. About a month after
Spooky Bones/Regina threatened Thurlow's dox on ((((splinter)))), Thurlow had begun to
stagnate. As at the time I was trying to unravel any truth I could to Thurlow or
the Burn Book fiasco, I was more or less neutral at the time, and thought
"Hey, why not poke the radioactively psychotic Canadian Nazi bear and see what happens?"
So, I did.
Thurlow revealed some interesting details about himself in the Burn Book logs he released,
one of which I keyed in on and hoped for a reaction from - that any time I rate anything
of his, even in a positive light, he goes absolutely unhinged with rage - and boy did I
get it. He proceeded to call me out, over fucking stickers. Lmao. And then he tried to
make a cow out of a laughing stock at best, and wrote up a thread on me on Onion Farms
which he copypasta'd essentially to ((((splinter)))). Part of this effort was an attempt
to dox friends of mine on Discord, or people who were connected to me even tangentially
through a server I regularly frequent (gamers, not gayops. Haven't actively done that
kinda shit since December). Here's where the hilarity ensues.
Just so happens the second person he attempted to target has already been doxed, and
even moreso, has some bit of a history here on the Farms to begin with even if it's
minor depending on how you view it. Added bonus - He's just as crazy, if not moreso than
Thurlow to a degree. Enter Flame Hammer, a.k.a. Julian Smith. Flame Hammer is a Brony
tuber who, alongside his girlfriend Caroline Cat, shares partial responsibility in outing
Synthia the Dragoness' pedophilic tendencies.
Normally I got no love for furries or MLP nerds, but given that they helped out a
kidfucker, I can't be too harsh on this lot.
Last Monday, Flame Hammer showed up to my thread on Onion Farms, using information
gleaned from this thread to begin trolling Thurlow with a bloody vengeance, and that's
only the beginning of it. Over the last week, he's been engaging 24/7 ops on Thurlow -
Namely food deliveries to Samantha and a lovely t-shirt that says
"Shoot Your Local Pedophile" on the front, alongside a bathroom scale.
In the process of all of this, Thurlow decided to put a thread up on Flame Hammer and
his girlfriend. These threads no longer exist, however.
"Why?" You may ask. Well, as it turns out either Samantha is living with her mother,
Sharon Divis, or she's financially indignant, and relies on her mother as a sole support.
Because Thurlow bowed out and offered a truce after his ex mother in law began breathing
down his neck over the food deliveries, which included upwards of$300$500 in pizza.
While I had no part in orchestrating this, I was kept up to date of shenanigans after warning
Flame Hammer of Thurlow's volatility when he began, so you can imagine I've been laughing
my ass off as things have developed. But if you need the proof of it, I've obtained
screenshots from Sharon Divis' Facebook page outlining the hilarity, as well as a notice of purchase for the t-shirt and bathroom scale. Enjoy:
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What happened is pozloading my neghole blew up in your face and splashed on your friends again.I was more or less neutral at the time, and thought "Hey, why not poke the radioactively psychotic Canadian Nazi bear and see what happens?" So, I did.
...
Part of this effort was an attempt to dox friends of mine on Discord, or people who were connected to me even tangentially through a server I regularly frequent
Posting your bee stings on Onionfarms in a retarded attempt to "save my friends, and I'd do it again" just confirms you can be milked for lols. Michael himself said you're too retarded to know when you're being bullied so he went after your friends instead. Also congratulations on becoming the second person in history to take 'tits or gtfo' literally, from the same person asking no less.he tried to make a cow out of a laughing stock at best


"Not myWhile I had no part in orchestrating this, I was kept up to date of shenanigans

Proof?Thurlow decided to put a thread up on Flame Hammer and his girlfriend. These threads no longer exist, however. Because Thurlow bowed out and offered a truce after his ex mother in law began breathing down his neck over the food deliveries, which included upwards of$300$500 in pizza.






So, the last week has been ripe with hilarity. For this to make sense I need to explain
some of what happened on Onion Farms before Thurlow's thread dropped. About a month after
Spooky Bones/Regina threatened Thurlow's dox on ((((splinter)))), Thurlow had begun to
stagnate. As at the time I was trying to unravel any truth I could to Thurlow or
the Burn Book fiasco, I was more or less neutral at the time, and thought
"Hey, why not poke the radioactively psychotic Canadian Nazi bear and see what happens?"
So, I did.
Thurlow revealed some interesting details about himself in the Burn Book logs he released,
one of which I keyed in on and hoped for a reaction from - that any time I rate anything
of his, even in a positive light, he goes absolutely unhinged with rage - and boy did I
get it. He proceeded to call me out, over fucking stickers. Lmao. And then he tried to
make a cow out of a laughing stock at best, and wrote up a thread on me on Onion Farms
which he copypasta'd essentially to ((((splinter)))). Part of this effort was an attempt
to dox friends of mine on Discord, or people who were connected to me even tangentially
through a server I regularly frequent (gamers, not gayops. Haven't actively done that
kinda shit since December). Here's where the hilarity ensues.
Just so happens the second person he attempted to target has already been doxed, and
even moreso, has some bit of a history here on the Farms to begin with even if it's
minor depending on how you view it. Added bonus - He's just as crazy, if not moreso than
Thurlow to a degree. Enter Flame Hammer, a.k.a. Julian Smith. Flame Hammer is a Brony
tuber who, alongside his girlfriend Caroline Cat, shares partial responsibility in outing
Synthia the Dragoness' pedophilic tendencies.
Normally I got no love for furries or MLP nerds, but given that they helped out a
kidfucker, I can't be too harsh on this lot.
Last Monday, Flame Hammer showed up to my thread on Onion Farms, using information
gleaned from this thread to begin trolling Thurlow with a bloody vengeance, and that's
only the beginning of it. Over the last week, he's been engaging 24/7 ops on Thurlow -
Namely food deliveries to Samantha and a lovely t-shirt that says
"Shoot Your Local Pedophile" on the front, alongside a bathroom scale.
In the process of all of this, Thurlow decided to put a thread up on Flame Hammer and
his girlfriend. These threads no longer exist, however.
"Why?" You may ask. Well, as it turns out either Samantha is living with her mother,
Sharon Divis, or she's financially indignant, and relies on her mother as a sole support.
Because Thurlow bowed out and offered a truce after his ex mother in law began breathing
down his neck over the food deliveries, which included upwards of$300$500 in pizza.
While I had no part in orchestrating this, I was kept up to date of shenanigans after warning
Flame Hammer of Thurlow's volatility when he began, so you can imagine I've been laughing
my ass off as things have developed. But if you need the proof of it, I've obtained
screenshots from Sharon Divis' Facebook page outlining the hilarity, as well as a notice of purchase for the t-shirt and bathroom scale. Enjoy:
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He really just can't help himself, but hes basically the giga ween. Someone has shit on the sidewalk? He has to be around to observe it, sniff it, touch it, get himself involved in some way. He'll be the one to have an epic ween, to be the great investigator. Who yells Julaaaaay in a dark corridor? He does.View attachment 3243029
My man is really out here trying to score his own halal to match the unsanctioned splinter site one that's already out there. If I was you I would have already scrambled my password and abandoned the account, or at least stopped fucking involving myself in the retarded drama that got me doxed in the first place. Dumb ass.

Dude, just get off the internet or go play with Tommy Tooter. You're really lucky that it's only complete retards that dox you and archive your idiotic behavior. you are so cringe.So, the last week has been ripe with hilarity. For this to make sense I need to explain
some of what happened on Onion Farms before Thurlow's thread dropped. About a month after
Spooky Bones/Regina threatened Thurlow's dox on ((((splinter)))), Thurlow had begun to
stagnate. As at the time I was trying to unravel any truth I could to Thurlow or
the Burn Book fiasco, I was more or less neutral at the time, and thought
"Hey, why not poke the radioactively psychotic Canadian Nazi bear and see what happens?"
So, I did.
Thurlow revealed some interesting details about himself in the Burn Book logs he released,
one of which I keyed in on and hoped for a reaction from - that any time I rate anything
of his, even in a positive light, he goes absolutely unhinged with rage - and boy did I
get it. He proceeded to call me out, over fucking stickers. Lmao. And then he tried to
make a cow out of a laughing stock at best, and wrote up a thread on me on Onion Farms
which he copypasta'd essentially to ((((splinter)))). Part of this effort was an attempt
to dox friends of mine on Discord, or people who were connected to me even tangentially
through a server I regularly frequent (gamers, not gayops. Haven't actively done that
kinda shit since December). Here's where the hilarity ensues.
Just so happens the second person he attempted to target has already been doxed, and
even moreso, has some bit of a history here on the Farms to begin with even if it's
minor depending on how you view it. Added bonus - He's just as crazy, if not moreso than
Thurlow to a degree. Enter Flame Hammer, a.k.a. Julian Smith. Flame Hammer is a Brony
tuber who, alongside his girlfriend Caroline Cat, shares partial responsibility in outing
Synthia the Dragoness' pedophilic tendencies.
Normally I got no love for furries or MLP nerds, but given that they helped out a
kidfucker, I can't be too harsh on this lot.
Last Monday, Flame Hammer showed up to my thread on Onion Farms, using information
gleaned from this thread to begin trolling Thurlow with a bloody vengeance, and that's
only the beginning of it. Over the last week, he's been engaging 24/7 ops on Thurlow -
Namely food deliveries to Samantha and a lovely t-shirt that says
"Shoot Your Local Pedophile" on the front, alongside a bathroom scale.
In the process of all of this, Thurlow decided to put a thread up on Flame Hammer and
his girlfriend. These threads no longer exist, however.
"Why?" You may ask. Well, as it turns out either Samantha is living with her mother,
Sharon Divis, or she's financially indignant, and relies on her mother as a sole support.
Because Thurlow bowed out and offered a truce after his ex mother in law began breathing
down his neck over the food deliveries, which included upwards of$300$500 in pizza.
While I had no part in orchestrating this, I was kept up to date of shenanigans after warning
Flame Hammer of Thurlow's volatility when he began, so you can imagine I've been laughing
my ass off as things have developed. But if you need the proof of it, I've obtained
screenshots from Sharon Divis' Facebook page outlining the hilarity, as well as a notice of purchase for the t-shirt and bathroom scale. Enjoy:
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Basically, if you've been given the name Chris, Josh, or Michael at birth, you're doomed to cowdom enternally.Michael Robert Thurlow's antics (as well as the tranny shit and piss jugs etc.) reminds me of another lolcow named Michael. Anyhow:
The logic behind the image is just confusing. It's a horse wearing panties...even though you're already fantasizing fucking it in the ass.Wait, maybe Michael Robert Thurlow wants me to post this in the thread. Maybe this was his plan all along. Either way that's enough Spoon-feeding the cow, back to squeezing hisC cup breastsmilk bags.