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[Where's Waldo?]

dribbling tard milk

This makes me laugh every time I remember.

 

[Unabomber11]

I’m looking for Tommy’s famous “wallpaper your broken brains” or whatever quote, have these for now lol

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” -Socrates

 

[Dolomite]

I had to copy my handwritten webpage with a rexograph and deliver it to people by walking 10 miles in the heavy Mississippi snow

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin-mann-v-encyclopedia-dramatica-llc-et-al.76488/

 

[hourglass figure]

"isn't it abuse to let your bunny drink your tricks Nutt off the carpet?"



Post in thread 'Chelsea Marie Young / SagittariusShawty / sagshawtyyy' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chelsea-marie-young-sagittariusshawty-sagshawtyyy.73356/post-8999310

 

[Emnewits]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

Perfect timing

 

[GumballFapper]

"Modem is MAC address"
"I hacked into his ISP modem"
Source

"But ppl think I went to MIT bc im a hacker on lolcow.farm
Where most pol migrated on kiwi"

Spoiler

All quotes from Isabella Loretta Janke, genius supercomputer inventor

 

[grandma]

this is a hate website of racists and fats like joshua moon ive never been a supporter of it and my sarcasm went over ur head so who gives a fuck

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Im disabled. I have no job, I dont meet people, I have no money. I only have reddit.

Source

 

[Spud]

"You literally eat shit for the new world order"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

So they become yummy pupscicles? Still a win.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I am getting plowed in the ass and there is also a dick in my mouth but I somehow still managed to post this

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

 

[Cedric_Eff]

anyone else remember that time when @KhordKitty sent a message to @Wheezy Asthmatic threatening to pull a Columbine on the Joe Biden Government because Joe didn't give him a boyfriend-free girl?

 

[Puff]

man I haven't seen white women this upset since The Office ended.

 

[The handsome tard]

"I put my turds in the freezer. I call them 'nigger-sicles' "

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I do hope Null is actually taking it seriously to add more quotes. Sure he said he will but sometimes Dear Feeder gets busy and loses attention on certain things.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

"I said ID,not IV"

 

[JY's Tampon]

I do wonder how these white supremacist lawmakers would feel if their little white daughters were raped and impregnated by black men.

Amanda Duarte on Twitter: "I do wonder how these white supremacist la…

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She completely nuked her account.