Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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Looks like ol sarge is zeroing in on another old run down lady. She doesnt look all there.
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He paid his fines, more than we can say about the other tards.
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Looks like ol sarge is zeroing in on another old run down lady. She doesnt look all there.
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He paid his fines, more than we can say about the other tards.
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Ugh every older woman who tries to glom onto Sarge looks like a stereotypical "rode hard and put up wet" retired lizard lot hag.No joke!
Looking like a walking yeast infection.

If he stuck to girls his age through church he wouldn't meet these women. He is hanging with shady people to be meeting these women and it won't end well.
 
Ugh every older woman who tries to glom onto Sarge looks like a stereotypical "rode hard and put up wet" retired lizard lot hag.No joke!
Looking like a walking yeast infection.

If he stuck to girls his age through church he wouldn't meet these women. He is hanging with shady people to be meeting these women and it won't end well.
After reading the messages that one girl sent, I think a lot of these drug addict bitches see him and try using him for money because hes slow.
 
I don't think a sweet stable Arkansas church girl would want Sarge. Unless you remove the sweet and stable so that she is also slow in the head and a bit of a manic, emotionally stunted, occasional drug user/alcoholic with intense parental issues and HATES (loves) DRAMA.

Dude is funny and I like watching his simple life, and he is not actively abusing children (unlike many featured in this thread), but let's not kid ourselves too much.
 
I don't think a sweet stable Arkansas church girl would want Sarge. Unless you remove the sweet and stable so that she is also slow in the head and a bit of a manic, emotionally stunted, occasional drug user/alcoholic with intense parental issues and HATES (loves) DRAMA.

Dude is funny and I like watching his simple life, and he is not actively abusing children (unlike many featured in this thread), but let's not kid ourselves too much.
Yeah shed have to be slow too, what normal person could handle dating someone developmentally delayed? It would feel predatory and like your parenting them.
 
Thanks to the post in happenings, I spent the entire weekend binging this thread, and it was a freaking ride. Jerry Springer got nothin on the Sammieverse!

I'm still laughing over "two pees in a pot."
2 pees in a pot. Eyes shining like... a flower? Our girl is a fucking poet.
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Sarge is the man. He might be a low-functioning violent criminal, but he's a good dog daddy and he bathes. :winner:
 
I know the babies are dead on arrival, but this is a disgusting thing to do right? Make a whole video just smoking to look "cool". She knows it's wrong she called out the haters for asking her why shes smoking while pregnant and made several tiktoks yelling and saying its nicotine free. I looked up the cigarette brand and it says it has nicotine in them.
no, Marlboro red is sure as fuck not nicotine free. It is pretty much the OG super strong nicotine version, not even remotely low nicotine. It is like the crack of the conventional cig brands

slight PL, but that’s the brand most of my family smoked when I was growing up
 
no, Marlboro red is sure as fuck not nicotine free. It is pretty much the OG super strong nicotine version, not even remotely low nicotine. It is like the crack of the conventional cig brands

slight PL, but that’s the brand most of my family smoked when I was growing up
Good old Cowboy Killers aka Marlboro Reds.
They must be living their best life at the trailer if she's smoking name brand shit too.
 
Darnell's mouth is so fucked up. Holy shit.

I really don't get the Sarge simping in this thread. I wish it'd stop. It's not funny, it's embarassing, and he's just as trashy as everyone else in the thread. Sure, he's the most "sympathetic" of the cast, but that's not a high bar to reach. If you knew him IRL, you'd look down on him like you do to all of your other white-trash friends.

He's gonna get arrested for something retarded and awful and half of this thread's going to be like: "whaaat? Sarge? Ohh no, how could he do this?"
 
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