Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Skeletor said:
No Tomlinson Twitter meltdowns today?
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Just ranting about Roe v Wade. I don't know why he's so upset though, blacks are disproportionately aborted - so the increased supply should make his pepperoni MUCH cheaper.
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Just ranting about Roe v Wade. I don't know why he's so upset though, blacks are disproportionately aborted - so the increased supply should make his pepperoni MUCH cheaper.
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No see, the lack of black children being killed will actually hurt his pepperoni business. The supplies he needs to make the pepperoni will decrease, thus increasing the cost of doing business. So Fatrick will have to increase his prices on pepperoni which might drive demand down and cost him more business
 
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AnOminous said:
And this is literally a notorious fact of which I'd bet at least a third of us in this thread are aware of, and if you weren't previously, you are now. Probably less than 5% of current Science Fiction "Writers" Association members know this now though. God I hate these people, although it's a truly incredible irony that he would literally tattoo horrific blasphemies Tolkien himself despised upon his repulsive pig flesh.

You will never be a real Uruk-Hai, Rick. Just a piggish common orc.
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The Uruk-Hai were noble and great warriors, savage, but they had a semblance of honor.

Fatrick is not even a common orc, he is the pig from Melvin Burgess’s Bloodtide.

A monstrous experimental creature, lab grown to be gluttonous and foolish. Ultimately dying as no long term thinking had gone into its manufacture.
 
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FinnSven said:
The Uruk-Hai were noble and great warriors, savage, but they had a semblance of honor.

Fatrick is not even a common orc, he is the pig from Melvin Burgess’s Bloodtide.

A monstrous experimental creature, lab grown to be gluttonous and foolish. Ultimately dying as no long term thinking had gone into its manufacture.
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You are both wrong. Fatrick is Bombur after the Hobbit

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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
No see, the lack of black children being killed will actually hurt his pepperoni business. The supplies he needs to make the pepperoni will decrease, thus increasing the cost of doing business. So Fatrick will have to increase his prices on pepperoni which might drive demand down and cost him more business
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Sweet baby child, he only makes pepperoni from children once they're born and have enough meat on them to marble in the sausage correctly. He doesn't use fetuses.
 
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Throwing Romans said:
Sweet baby child, he only makes pepperoni from children once they're born and have enough meat on them to marble in the sausage correctly. He doesn't use fetuses.
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Oh damn, then supply for his pepperoni will increase meaning it should be cheaper to sell the pepperoni. Fight against inflation Fatrick, lower your prices
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
If you order your mignon mingon well done, that is license for the chef to ruin your meal and spit on it, as your order proves you don't care if you eat garbage.
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The unfortunate thing, though, is the sort of Visigoth who would order a steak this way is not only so used to the taste of spit and cum and other bodily fluids that he thinks the dish isn't complete without them, but that such a pig would gladly eat swill out of a trough, so your disdain for his animalistic nature completely fails to bother him. He sees nothing wrong with his state of depravity.
 
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I am including the passage which introduces the Pig.

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
You are both wrong. Fatrick is Bombur after the Hobbit

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Nope. As is said below, Fatrick is unlike Bombur.
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Bombur was a courageous warrior in his day. Fatrick doesn't even have a glorious past.
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Exactly!

Fatrick is a gluttonous beast, hated by the surrounding obscene biological experiments and used by the nearby humans to dispose of condemned prisoners in a humiliating manner.

Fatrick would feel at home in a dystopian post apocalyptic landscape. No one could shame him for his taste in pepperoni.
 

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Piggy is on a tear:

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Reminder that Patrick S Tomlinson has threatened hundreds of people with rape. He also mocks any woman who accuses a democrat politician of sexual assault:

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Attention any white woman who is reading this thread. Pat needs you:

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You didn't win anything, child.

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Someone brings up piggy's dumb trolley problem ripoff:

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IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

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Waaaaah! They're going to throw my wife in prison for pegging me up the ass, child.

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Learn to debate piggy-style:

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People are actually giving him advice about the daughter that he's never met. Piggy throws it back in their faces:

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He wonders why he's hated but talks to people like this:

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More stalker oinking:

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Die Dunkle Maus said:
I'm not an expert, but it appears Patrick S. Tomlinson thinks copy/pasting "The above account is a cyberstalker..." thousands of times means he is WINNING.

Also, I'm not a doctor, but he appears to be morbidly obese.
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This has become his whole identity and he must maintain it 19 hours a day.
 
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Null and Quasi arrested and executed in Guantanamo bay. Trust the flan. Fatriots are in control.

This is why we always win, even if the feds waste resources on felony fatphobia and go after some rascal who got too cocky it's just more entertainment and free content for the rest of us lol. It'll only draw more eyes onto our pig.
 
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