Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I think he's gotten to the point of wasting all his money on stuff that can't be clawed back or disgorged where he's deliberately showing off how he might as well be setting fire to a money filled mattress for spite. That is the only reason I can think of that a person would order a steak like that and then show it off to the world by posting it on twitter dot com
Such conspicuous and public squandering of money he owes to other people will certainly be of interest to whatever judge is in charge of the collection proceedings. Perhaps his money needs to be in escrow or something to protect the interests of his creditors.
Now he's dragging the daughter that he abandoned into this. What a piece of shit:
You think this fat scumbag would avoid mentioning the child he abandoned like the worthless deadbeat dad piece of shit he is. He has no place to speak of women's anything, as he already betrayed and shat on the one actual female whose life he genuinely had a chance to make better.

His words are rotten offal in the mouth of a pig.

His daughter's first memory should have been of President Hillay Clinton being sworn in. That's a nice thought, but thanks to Pat, her actual first memory is being abandoned by her father like a beer can thrown out the window of his Mustang muscle car.
 
I hope the conservative justices have goggles because pat is about to bust out the paint balloon 😨
As if he possesses even a scintilla of the courage necessary to take action that doesn’t involve a keyboard. Fat has a (huge fucking) gut, not guts.
 
I ordered my ‘starch’, mashed red potatoes with the skins left in, my meat, a filet mingon well-done, and another round of drinks.
I’m sure some of you are cringing at the very concept of a well-done filet mingon
He can't even SPELL filet mignon. It is just such a subhuman, illiterate barbarian who would order one well-done. Do you know who else ordered good steaks ruined by charring them into hot garbage? Donald Trump.

And yes it wasn't a typo, he spelled it that way twice, like the mongoloid retard he is. Often after some smack freak ODs in the bathroom and they interfere with the EMTs trying to save the guy because fuck the pigs, right? Like that idiot Red & Black "anarchist coffee shop" that Potato Phil used to go to and sleep in front of before some homeless guy mistook him for a pile of garbage and pissed on him.
These "we don't serve Nazis here!" bars are always disgusting shitholes.
It's nice that they advertise themselves as places you'd never voluntarily give money, even if it disappoints you that your taxes pay their welfare when these shitholes go belly up almost invariably in less than a year.
 
There needs to be more conversation about how Fatrick has such bad taste in food despite being so FAT.

I can only imagine the looks of disgust the chef had while they were making that charcoal brick and slathering it in sauce. It reminds me of the time I was eating at a brazilian steakhouse where they bring out round after round of meat to you, and a waiter had come up asking a couple if they were waiting on anything since they kept turning down cuts of meat. One of them says "we were just hoping for some more well done steak" and there was this pregnant pause, where I could easily fill in the words I knew the waiter wanted to say, which were - 'Get the fuck out.'

That same "wicked curveball" of a baby he almost certainly resented Ade for not aborting is now just a tool for his "platform" to him.

I cant understand why anyone cares about this dumb shit. Oh no abortion has been overturned now a handful of people are going to have to drive 2-3 HOURS to get rid of their unwanted fetus in another state. The literal horror.

Just use a condom you fucking retards. If my cousin can avoid having kids despite being a smack addict for a decade straight, anyone can.

In fact, Fatrick is one of the few people who's position on this is completely understandable. He doesn't actually care, he just wants likes and re-tweets.
 
If the children on the Supreme Court don't listen Fat's going to start firing water balloons filled with filet mignon's straight into their chambers!
That's filet MINGON, child!
Piggy wants the steak well done so he can chew it longer.
Imagine paying $70 for a piece of shit you destroyed. This fat pig could have ordered dollar cheeseburgers to his heart's delight and they'd be as good as that turd he forced some poor sous chef to turn into garbage against every culinary instinct in his heart.
With his left hand he will crush the Supreme Court. With his right, he will break Elon Musk over his knee. And with his terrible jowled mouth he will devour innocent urban youths.
He is not the Saturn-Devouring-His-Young that we need, but he is the Saturn-Devouring-His-Young we deserve for straying so far from God's light.
Or does Patrick think overturning Roe means abortion is illegal? I wouldn’t put it past him.
He is an amazingly stupid and ignorant man and may actually believe that. And it sucks, but if states really do enact laws as incredibly hostile to women as the Dominionist freaks want to do, they will get to enjoy having a sex ratio in their state that would make China under the One Child policy look normal.

We will get about what we had before, incremental change punctuated by outbursts of extreme stupidity.
 
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Do you know who else ordered good steaks ruined by charring them into hot garbage? Donald Trump.
I've never heard this take from anyone else but Trump is a germaphobe. I bet he orders well done meat because he's afraid of getting sick.

How does Patrick fund his well-done filet mignon lifestyle? Supposedly he's a writer but he can't be a good one, I've read too many of his tweets already.
 
How does Patrick fund his well-done filet mignon lifestyle? Supposedly he's a writer but he can't be a good one, I've read too many of his tweets already.
He's a terrible writer. His wife has some grift and probably he does too because somehow he got to blow six figures of other people's money on a sanctionably frivolous lawsuit paid for by an alleged 501(c)(3) public benefit organization. You can confirm what a terrible writer he is by reading anything he's ever written, which is available charitably gifted to society by numerous noble and free men of the sea.
 
These "we don't serve Nazis here!" bars are always disgusting shitholes.

I ended up in just such a bar a few summers ago to see an exe's brother play with his band. Just to wind them up, I carved a huge swastika in the bathroom on one of the stall doors with my keys when I was drunk and added "Jews are gay lmao" under it.
The last time I was in a bar like that to see an acquaintance's band play, one of the bands on the bill was stopped mid set and forced to apologize because one person in the adjoining restaurant interpreted a song in a way that made them feel uncomfortable

It just makes me so sad when I remember that shithole leftist bars are where a person used to be able to go specifically to see art and performances that were uncomfortable, and also to see a bunch of anarchists flirting with Nazi imagery for shock value. What happened to society that people like Pat are no longer able to deal with shock, or even just with people enjoying things they dislike?
 
To the guy who did Mehiko Pat. Sombreros tip to you.

You may have just invented a whole new way to troll Fatrick.

Imagine:
Патрик Шан Томлинсои
Pat the Paki
Pat the Polack
Patjeet

I'm loling even thinking about this shit.
Andrew Nadolski needs a Polack buddy like Patryk S. Tomlinski for his next trip to Hooligans.
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read. He’s unironically comparing Russia to Mordor. Could his worldview be anymore black and white? Of course he has to run his opinions through the filter of the content he consumes. “Gondor calls for aid”. What a fucking fag.

And ”the beacons are lit” being the best moment in cinema is such a simply dumb take that’s all you can really say. I like LOTR Trilogy but this is a joke. Of course this is a guy who has a LOTR tramp stamp on his fat, jigging arm advertising “I’m a nerdy, insufferable faggot”.
Best part is his LOTR tattoo is the text on the One Ring which in the books and movies is portrayed as an obscene abomination (as it was created by literally Satan) and Tolkien himself refused to have anything to do with to the point he used a fan-made goblet with the text engraved in it as an ashtray. Rick has incredibly superficial knowledge of everything and makes the average Redditor look like the astute scholar they usually pose as.
How does Patrick fund his well-done filet mignon lifestyle? Supposedly he's a writer but he can't be a good one, I've read too many of his tweets already.
Currently it's credit card debt and PPP fraud, which both he and Niki committed in 2020.
 
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Best part is his LOTR tattoo is the text on the One Ring which in the books and movies is portrayed as an obscene abomination (as it was created by literally Satan) and Tolkien himself refused to have anything to do with to the point he used a fan-made goblet with the text engraved in it as an ashtray.
And this is literally a notorious fact of which I'd bet at least a third of us in this thread are aware of, and if you weren't previously, you are now. Probably less than 5% of current Science Fiction "Writers" Association members know this now though. God I hate these people, although it's a truly incredible irony that he would literally tattoo horrific blasphemies Tolkien himself despised upon his repulsive pig flesh.

You will never be a real Uruk-Hai, Rick. Just a piggish common orc.
 
it's a truly incredible irony that he would literally tattoo horrific blasphemies Tolkien himself despised upon his repulsive pig flesh
Sounds based to me.

Today is good weather for taking the hog out. He also went for a ride on his motorcycle.

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To the guy who did Mehiko Pat. Sombreros tip to you.

You may have just invented a whole new way to troll Fatrick.

Imagine:
Патрик Шан Томлинсои
Pat the Paki
Pat the Polack
Patjeet

I'm loling even thinking about this shit.
or Patrıköz Türkiye'nin

"Armenian genocide? no such thing, child"
 
He can't even SPELL filet mignon. It is just such a subhuman, illiterate barbarian who would order one well-done. Do you know who else ordered good steaks ruined by charring them into hot garbage? Donald Trump.

And yes it wasn't a typo, he spelled it that way twice, like the mongoloid retard he is.
Remember, fat tits here is #amwriting on a surface using Word. He has to see those squiggly red and green lines pointing out his spelling and grammar errors and then decide that he knows better than the team of engineers who implemented the world's foremost spelling and grammar algorithm, child. Not only did he spell it that way on purpose, he rejected free help on fixing it
 
I've been doing some research into Ricks family tree and it appears that the Irish potato famine was caused not by a lack of food, but by the Tomlinson clan devouring all available supply, I even found a picture of one of Ricks relatives, Pádraig 'Slim' Tomlinson, as you can see the similarity is uncanny, though Rick is quite a lot fatter than his relative.

 

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Charring meat sufficiently chemically damages the protein in it to the point that its digestion releases histamine. In people with histamine intolerance, histamine from food can enter the central nervous system, resulting in irritability, high libido, and strong feelings of wakefulness to the point of difficulty sleeping. Pat's fellow lolcow MovieBob, like Pat, is an alcoholic narcissist who tweets at all hours. And MovieBob shows signs of histamine intolerance. MovieBob also eats vile food, such as chicken soaked in hot sauce for five days in a bag "sealed" with duct-tape, that is extremely high in histamine. He seems to be addicted to it, probably because he's in such poor health that it's the only way he can feel energetic. He doesn't understand the neurochemistry behind it, of course, but subconsciously, he has come to associate eating such foods with feeling vigorous. Anyway, my point is that it seems likely that Pat has his abominable taste in food for similar reasons.
 
I normally can only get this critical of how every aspect of a dish is completely wrong when Moviebob posts his own "amateur food porn", but this is just fascinating because alleged professionals put this plate together

How the fuck are you supposed to eat that without immediately turning the presentation into a mess that a toddler learning to use cutlery would make? Your two options are to slop the "steak" and sauce around to be able to cut it on a firm surface, or to attempt to cut overdone meat seated on a pile of mashed potatoes and just spread the fucking things everywhere. Has no customer looked at this presentation and then looked back at the waiter to ask "what the fuck, dude?"
If you order your mignon mingon well done, that is license for the chef to ruin your meal and spit on it, as your order proves you don't care if you eat garbage.
Quit shopping him to look skinny.
That's a tall order; there's a file size limit when it comes to uploading images.
No Tomlinson Twitter meltdowns today?
He had a small meltdown really early in the morning, but we'll have to wait until piggy wakes up and gets slopped for the good stuff.
 
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