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[kidatari]

Kiwifarms BTFO

 

[that can't be right]

"We got to rub our cocks together and frot and it was just so nice.":

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Why are they lying, everyone knows them things don't work properly and even with nerve hookup sensation is limited. I imagine it must feel about as good as thumb wrestling and sucking the other person's fingers, but floppier.

 

[Echo_Ender]

it's so icky to think about rubbing two surgically created, numb tubes of scar tissue together and pretending it's sexually pleasurable, but I do think it's funny that the wimmins had to eventually make a "gaytransguys" sub because the gay guys in the gay subs consistently emphasize that they aren't wanted there.

I can't imagine why gay dudes might be repulsed idiots talking about their flaccid meat-tube "Dick with a small open wound at the top leaking milky white fluid" fun times.

 

[Marvin]

"We got to rub our cocks together and frot and it was just so nice.":

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But I thought it was gay sex regardless of genitals?? Just like a cis guy sucking a ladystick is totally straight?

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

"We got to rub our cocks together and frot and it was just so nice.":

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"My boyfriend and I are both post-phallo" - OMEGALUL.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Oh! Forgot this lunacy from earlier. Apparently this is the real reason Musk bought Twitter.

Edit: hit post too soon. Musk was no prize, but at least he wasn't an ugly fucking traitor. What a downgrade. Gross.

 

[Fungible penis]

Rachel's ebegging while actually begging, which at the very least speaks to the energizing power of the street drugs he loves.



Absolutely, homeless junkie troon crust punk, grab your plate carrier for the protest, and for the love of God, take pics.



He's not sure if his crush hates him and every other tweet has been regarding his knife-edge decision to 41% or not.

https://nitter.net/story__of__rach/status/1521592931135619073#m

 

[Julie Newmar]

I get the feeling you're a fellow reproduction husk, and yeah this fucking sucks, but I don't come to KF to read more sad news - I'm here to laugh at trannies. In that vein, I ask y'all to consider this:

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This asshole is currently k11ngm1dasXXX on Twitter, and beyond being a hilarious Aiden, she's also incredibly abrasive and entitled. Plus she lied about having Ovarian Cancer and got like several thousand dollars in a GoFundMe grift a few months back. She full admitted to lying, but claimed an alter did it (yes of course she's "plural") - then she slightly changed her username and everyone seemed to just forget?? It was bonkers to observe. Obviously truth means nothing.

She's one of my personal lolcows - although I do believe she's had a write up about her gogriftme exploits on KF before. She's changed her name enough I can't currently find it, but yeah she's good for a chuckle and/or something else to be MATI about.

ETA: Found It.

Also, sad deflated titties under the spoiler (she got the lipo kind of "teetus deletus" and so she's got some very sad empty titty pouches she enjoys showing off)

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Is that a tattoo of a jizzing, trans flag dick on her left arm?? On the inside.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Women do not conversate in public restroom stalls. It’s awkward and most public restrooms (especially in large areas like a mall) smell like unwashed pussy. You’d have to have no sense of smell at all to treat it like a hangout.

Agree

"We got to rub our cocks together and frot and it was just so nice.":

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Precum? Lol

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Is that a tattoo of a jizzing, trans flag dick on her left arm?? On the inside.

It certainly appears to be.

 

[Prolego]

it's so icky to think about rubbing two surgically created, numb tubes of scar tissue together and pretending it's sexually pleasurable, but I do think it's funny that the wimmins had to eventually make a "gaytransguys" sub because the gay guys in the gay subs consistently emphasize that they aren't wanted there.

It's just two lesbians holding hands, isn't it. The fact that it's just the butchered remnants of their hands stuck on their bellies is a novel twist, but don't let it distract you.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Not screenshotting cause it's regular BPD screeching, but mofu is still reading the thread and has big feels over me pointing out she was a fatty. So now she's sperging about how she's totes gonna redevelop an eating disorder.


Boring shit.

She's also claiming her acne is from testosterone, and not that she's posted pictures showing that she lives in utter filth

Have a shower, mofu. It'll help

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Not screenshotting cause it's regular BPD screeching, but mofu is still reading the thread and has big feels over me pointing out she was a fatty. So now she's sperging about how she's totes gonna redevelop an eating disorder.

So what? Lots of people are fat. It's not a personal failing, it doesn't make you a Bad Person, you just like food. It's super easy to gain weight if you're not paying attention to your daily intake. Developing an ED on purpose is as retarded as becoming obese on purpose. Congratulations you're mentally ill. Well done.

I swear fatties and ED people have the thinnest skins.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Oh! Forgot this lunacy from earlier. Apparently this is the real reason Musk bought Twitter.

Edit: hit post too soon. Musk was no prize, but at least he wasn't an ugly fucking traitor. What a downgrade. Gross.

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So the guy who has 40 billion laying around to blow is more of a loser than the greasy girl who's only famous for dating him (and is now dating a mentally ill man in a dress)?

 

[MetalParakeet]

So what? Lots of people are fat. It's not a personal failing, it doesn't make you a Bad Person, you just like food. It's super easy to gain weight if you're not paying attention to your daily intake. Developing an ED on purpose is as retarded as becoming obese on purpose. Congratulations you're mentally ill. Well done.

I swear fatties and ED people have the thinnest skins.

It's funny cause she wants to play pretend and say she's a boy, but she's literally a pussy personified.

She checks every box of a emotional, histrionic girl who can't let go of the fact that daddy or uncle touched her. She is so feminine that she's walking BPD.

BUT NAH true and honest man who totally needs testosterone, guys

She doesn't even get any interaction, her posts are so stereotypical and predictable. 400 followers and all but 1 or 2 people utterly ignore her

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

So the guy who has 40 billion laying around to blow is more of a loser than the greasy girl who's only famous for dating him (and is now dating a mentally ill man in a dress)?

If this IRT my edit, that's definitely not what I was trying to say. In comparison to them he's a total Chad. I just, personally, don't like him. Given my choice between them, I'd date Musk over the ugly tranny OR the greasy girl.

If this is IRT the original tweet then thunkful indeed.

 

[PaulBearer]

"We got to rub our cocks together and frot and it was just so nice.":

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Okay one of you nice people are going to have to tell me what frotting is.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Okay one of you nice people are going to have to tell me what frotting is.

From Urban Dictionary:

Spoiler: Gay stuff ahoy

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .

Edit: pretty sure this would be boring af between two phallo victims.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

If this IRT my edit, that's definitely not what I was trying to say. In comparison to them he's a total Chad. I just, personally, don't like him. Given my choice between them, I'd date Musk over the ugly tranny OR the greasy girl.

If this is IRT the original tweet then thunkful indeed.

Oh no I'm shitting on that Chad guy's tweet, no offense intended towards your commentary

 

[PaulBearer]

From Urban Dictionary:

Spoiler: Gay stuff ahoy

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .

I see...I knew I would wish I hadn't asked. lol