DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

DSP saying “sir” reminds me of the people who get online to say “you sir, have won the internet” lmfao.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

The viewbot theory gives me escort saga vibes mostly because it doesn’t ultimately even matter if it ends up being true, and if it ends up being false then just makes us look as retarded as the dents.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Honestly what fucks me off isn’t the rate of drop off or anything but the sheer roundness of the involved numbers. Dude had a stream with nearly exactly 800 people on it, then comes back from this semi-outage and has almost exactly 600 people tune back in? That really doesn’t seem very likely.

 

[snort inquisition]

Honestly what fucks me off isn’t the rate of drop off or anything but the sheer roundness of the involved numbers. Dude had a stream with nearly exactly 800 people on it, then comes back from this semi-outage and has almost exactly 600 people tune back in? That really doesn’t seem very likely.

it went from like 46 or some shit while the stream was lagging to an instant pop of 500+ that lmao

 

[Shabobus]

The sir stuff is Phil at his most awkward and weird. He has no clue how to interact with people in a casual way. He goes straight to stilted, overly formal speech. But a decade in isolation can do that to you.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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He texted...at 12:51 am. 5:56 am. and 6:24 am. I wouldn't respond either. And then he hits Wings with the "i haven't heard from you in a while" lmao. That's so pathetic. That's hilariously pathetic. I feel dirty just reading this

Edit: Forgot that Jordie and Philip live in different timezones. Sorry.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The sir stuff is Phil at his most awkward and weird. He has no clue how to interact with people in a casual way. He goes straight to stilted, overly formal speech. But a decade in isolation can do that to you.

Phil is conducting serious business while Wings counts his money accepting he's a fat lolcow. That perfectly encapsulated the difference between the two.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Shabobus]

Dsp calling wings SIR in those leaks are pretty fucking beta ngl. When he asks for permission from J Rambo is he going to call him SIR? Dsp king of betas

There's no way Phil ever reacts to that John and Howard video. Talking about Wings or himself is one thing, but potentially drawing in people who knew him IRL and could reveal more about him is a no-go zone.

 

[Hogan of the South]

He texted...at 12:51 am. 5:56 am. and 6:24 am. I wouldn't respond either. And then he hits Wings with the "i haven't heard from you in a while" lmao. That's so pathetic. That's hilariously pathetic. I feel dirty just reading this

Just when I thought he couldn’t sink any lower on the beta chart. This “sir” shit and constant texting is just as cringey and butt puckeringly awkward as 90% of men in only fans.

Goddamn Phil you truly are just a lowly scumbag. Umm hewwoo pls sir wings? I wewy would love some money too kk?

Just ask for his nudes already and move on.

 

[Pargon]

DSP saying “sir” reminds me of the people who get online to say “you sir, have won the internet” lmfao.

It’s disingenuous as all hell the moment you know anything about him. Phil will lick your asshole clean if he thinks you’re either a direct threat or a willing benefactor. Then as soon as he’s safe behind his walls or gotten what he wants out of you it’s “fuck him, ack ack ack”. He’s such a slimy pussy and you’re all very welcome for the mental image I’ve just given you.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It’s disingenuous as all hell the moment you know anything about him. Phil will lick your asshole clean if he thinks you’re either a direct threat or a willing benefactor. Then as soon as he’s safe behind his walls or gotten what he wants out of you it’s “fuck him, ack ack ack”. He’s such a slimy pussy and you’re all very welcome for the mental image I’ve just given you.

That's how Phil is with Wings too. Shit on him every opportunity he could before this, sucks up to him when he can get money, and you know once this financial opportunity passes, Phil will shit on him and the crossovers in his chat again.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It’s disingenuous as all hell the moment you know anything about him. Phil will lick your asshole clean if he thinks you’re either a direct threat or a willing benefactor. Then as soon as he’s safe behind his walls or gotten what he wants out of you it’s “fuck him, ack ack ack”. He’s such a slimy pussy and you’re all very welcome for the mental image I’ve just given you.

I don't know if his father ir the teacher of his buisiness course in college told him to constantly refer to the customer as 'sir'. Ask open ended questions. Give a firm handshake. DSP feels like he autistically stuck to all of these and thinks he'll male a sale 99% of the time.

Speaking of his Buisiness degree I wonder if he got in on scholarship. I never hear him complain about school debt.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

The sir stuff is Phil at his most awkward and weird. He has no clue how to interact with people in a casual way. He goes straight to stilted, overly formal speech. But a decade in isolation can do that to you.

Even back in the day where he had somewhat of a spine and ventured out in public, he was extremely awkward in interactions with people. Money matches, attending cons, and even his demeanor around Kat is some strange ass shit. I agree though that him locking himself up in his big boy condo didn't help but this guy was a freak for a long time.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Phil spending money on anything that would improve his “business” (albeit in a very superficial way with viewer numbers) goes against everything we know about him.

 

[capefear56]

Speaking of his Buisiness degree I wonder if he got in on scholarship. I never hear him complain about school debt.

He went to a private school so his parents probably paid for college too.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Quick glance here.

This makes Phil look like even more of a desperate, lonely, friendless loser. Look at those paragraphs and Wings pretty much saying "K lol".

Hello, sir. As you did not reply to my last message I was hoping you did not hate me now, sir. You don't, do you, sir?

 

[Pargon]

Hello, sir. As you did not reply to my last message I was hoping you did not hate me now, sir. You don't, do you, sir?

Just once. Just once I’d like a pig of his to see how he communicates with someone outside the Vortex, compare it to how he speaks to his chat on a daily (usually hourly) basis, and then draw a logical conclusion.

Just once.

 

[Corpun]

If Phil is going to be reacting to movies he should react to Clerks, this scene should really hit him for him, especially because Brian O'Halloran looks like a much fitter DSP.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I wonder if his emails with Scopely to have his username changed also started with “Hello sir”.