Why should I touch grass?

[byuu]

It's wet and has bugs in it.

 

[byuu]

So does ass and puss but you'd still go in there.

I try to avoid pussy with bugs in it.

 

[Astro Loafo]

I try to avoid pussy with bugs in it.

Stop lying to me. When those legs open you go down that rabbit hole like bugs bunny.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

The grass I just touched is prickly, pointy and dry.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It wants to touch you.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Cause they say you no longer be a loser if you do...but I don't think it's working

 

[Soycast Guy]

So? Your room is also exactly how you describe grass. (As well as your corpse) Go outside, sniff that fresh air, and feel the softness but sharpness at the same time of the blades of grass!

 

[JethroTullamore]

Because you’re dead and it’ll make you alive again.

 

[Moths]

Because you’re dead and it’ll make you alive again.

Wait this is a trick by big eco to try and reclaim my rich nutrients back into the soil

Nice try faggot but im going into the oven like I deserve