Trashfire Ralph at pro-choice protests in DC - 3rd May 2022 - Ralph vs women's rights or something, who cares possible shitshow tonight. Ralph & Corinne were both detained and released over a fake bomb threat.

[Extreme Crusader]

May is panicing in Cozy chat:

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Kino is happening.

 

[drateR]

I tune out for a fucking day

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Realistically he will be out if they don't find anything in his car. Is there a reason why he got arrested?

Cops can hold you on suspicion for 24 hours without charges. So once they search his Guntmobile and hopefully find nothing he’ll be back to hollering.

 

[Easterling]

Yo can we get this happening for the front page lads?

 

[Kheapathic]

He was detained they did not say why on the stream

Even if they don't find anything in his truck; driving without a license is something that can land you in jail depending on how hard the cops want to be. They can cut you free with a fine and a court date; or lock you up because they want to or God forbid they run your shit and see your rapsheet. Not gonna issue a 100% imperative, but he's really tempting fate with this shit.

 

[King Bradley]

RALPH IS BEING DETAINED!
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The also searched the Ralph-a-mobile
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As if this was not enough Corrine won't go bail Ralph out until after the protest unless chat pays her. Gotta say she knows the Ralph-a-grift well.
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This is his reality now. Metokur tried to warn him not to burn every bridge. Now everytime he films himself in public he will encounter the police.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hazmat is on the scene just to search the truck

 

[tijuana gay hookers]

WE LOVE OUR COPS, OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT
WE LOVE OUR DC POLICE THEY'RE IMPORTANT

When the gunt is on the run, when the gunt is on the run. Streamsnipe him by calling 911

 

[GuntN7]

Is 2022 the end of the Killstream ?

1. Miami 2.0 - Pig's Passage to Portugal: the bitchslap
2. Boulderstream 2.0 - Why daddy gym won't defend me !?
3. Knoxville 2.0 -
4. #GuntGate 2.0 - World's best grill cook

He's taking "you go low and I go lower" to a different level.

5. Arrested 2.0
Is this a speedrun to fit all of Ralph's life in one year ?

 

[InwardsStink]

Look forward to seeing this as a highlight, holy shit the Corn King delivers!

 

[spagandhi]

Ralph brought some of his BBQ leftovers to DC and the feds thought it was a smuggled bioweapon.
Gunt walks after this brief misunderstanding is resolved and he sings "we love our cops" while balancing on one foot.
This legendary footage is recovered in the US archives years later and Xander reads it on the forumn in memory

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Someone said he had a bomb in his truck, he's only been detained as far as we know.

Ah.

 

[Edivitch]

Even if they don't find anything in his truck; driving without a license is something that can land you in jail depending on how hard the cops want to be. They can cut you free with a fine and a court date; or lock you up because they want to or God forbid they run your shit and see your rapsheet. Not gonna issue a 100% imperative, but he's really tempting fate with this shit.

At most he'd get a ticket, any other day they might throw the book at him.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

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Hazmat is on the scene just to search the truck

Remember, the Cozy Crew condones doxxing, false-flagging/DMCAs, and swatting. An eye for an eye, eh Fuentes?

 

[not william stenchever]

I fear that the rolling ralphastash with all the ralphadrugs may be going into an evidence locker soon. But I was told crime was based

 

[Least Concern]

Current thread title is a bit incorrect; Ralph has been detained, but we have no evidence he's been arrested. He's not free to leave the possession of the police until they allow him to, but he hasn't been brought to jail, booked, and scheduled for arraignment (that we know of).

 

[NetVet]

driving without a license is something that can land you in jail depending on how hard the cops want to be

AF dabbin on wignats you love to see it (./. )/

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I know I made this joke months ago when Ralph got detained for the May at the pool thing, but

Moving Ralph to the clink is going to be like the plot of Star Trek IV

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Yeah it’s time for his weekly trip to DC to buy more drugs. He’s going to try to right off all his drug buying as a business expense.

I am glad he’s driving into DC at 5 pm, that should be fun for him.

its not that bad anymore, between all the WFH people and the highway improvments means traffic isn't that bad into DC. 28 is delightful to drive on now apparently

He also looks super old. He legit looks 60+ at this point, his grey hair is going white already and despite being fat his face looks ancient. He will be mistaken for Cozy Rozy's grandfather if he ever goes outside with her.

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him and vickers look the same age, Ethan could be the older ne'er do well brother.

Imagine how sketchy this looks for the cops, the guy who people are reporting has a bomb in his truck drove to a massive protest from Virginia without any ID. Ralph might be fucked lol.

3 hours too. the way that he looks doesn't help either, a fat redneck. the dc police will give him the exact opposite of benefit of the doubt, Ralph better hope to god he doesn't mention being an e-celeb. you think the cops will let a guy who's best friends with baked and fuentes off easy?

May is panicking in Cozy chat:

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imagine giving a fuck about a guy that treats you like shit, she should have burned his bridge during portugal. now she's a single mom.

 

[BlackDragoons]

At most he'd get a ticket, any other day they might throw the book at him.

Thats if he wasn't fucking retarded and had drugs in his vehicle.