Trashfire Ralph at pro-choice protests in DC - 3rd May 2022 - Ralph vs women's rights or something, who cares possible shitshow tonight. Ralph & Corinne were both detained and released over a fake bomb threat.

Who will beat up Ralph in D.C.?

  • DC police

    Votes: 346 51.6%
  • Enraged soyboy

    Votes: 89 13.3%
  • Crowd of enraged soyboy's.

    Votes: 117 17.4%
  • Enraged feminist.

    Votes: 109 16.2%
  • A crowd of enraged feminist.

    Votes: 138 20.6%
  • A tranny.

    Votes: 261 38.9%
  • Corrine

    Votes: 150 22.4%

  • Total voters
    671
  • Poll closed .
Kiwibros...I don't feel so good
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Josh during the time of the swatting
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I swear you could lock this fucker in an empty room with two marbles and he would set one them on fire then get beat up by the other.

This idiot's ability to fuck his own life is damn near an art form. How? How does he do it so consistently? Is Ethan Ralph's being a perpetual fuckup a universal constant? Is his retardation the pin that holds the fabric of reality together? Would our universe fall apart like a fucking jenga tower if he stopped being a moron even for a second?

To think there were people that wanted him jailed last year. Christ, we would have been robbed of so much entertainment.
 
"first day i was so hurt they pushed my face down in the dirt they said i'd be getting raped by thursday i said wait is there no other way? i can't survive among niggers so asinine that they dip my shit in gas-o-line and set my fat ass alight (for my birthday) fire up the wordplay but i can't disguise acts of crime they know that i'm not here 'cause i drink beers boxed with the cops and passed the line are you paying attention? i really have no recollection of any kind of anime porn collection that's not mine! they guys harass the whites and pack a southern fried parasite with so much dick, i go to the toilet and i'm prolapsed and paralysed from the waste down i guess no different than any other day now established that i'm a faggot but how the fuck are all these guys gay now? you ever heard of biz markie? good! well i'm skid markie and i shit myself on a six hour stream you sure you want to do this shit to me?"
I don't recognize these lyrics. What song is it?
 
Oh my god Ethan is going to get actual media coverage over the fake bomb LOL

Guy who called it in better have covered their tracks if they're smart, feds will rape them unlike a local force
Please be interviewed by mainstream media, please be interviewed by mainstream media, please be interviewed by mainstream media.

Just expose your hollering to people at large. Shout out the Ralph Retort on news and let everyone find all the embarrassing shit.
 
Of course now everybody that's not crying and chanting "PRAY FOR RALPHAMALE!" is celebrating him being swatted. Fuck off piggy, you depleted everyone's pity well months ago. We're just watching how big this fire will get before the state or mortality stops you.
 
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Now I'm out of the loop. He says Flamenco set him up? Isn't Flamenco on AF?

The stream is back btw.

Also - why do they want to investigate THIS threat, but don't investigate all fake swats going on? Yurofag asking, sorry.
 
yeah obviously. I assume Ethan just blamed her to buy time and to take his chances.
She will just deny its hers, which means the drugs are his responsibility since its his car.

I wouldn't put it past him to throw her under the bus like this, but I hope its not true. I don't want the Greatest Show in Girth to end.
Lol it'll be both of their's depending on how/where/how much is found. You think if they both say it's the others the police are just like "whelp, looks like we can't do anything here"? No, they just charge both for possession and let the prosecutor handle it.
 
This is delusional, there's like over a dozen police agencies in DC.
"Supreme Court's own police?" Right, so an American didn't know the capitol police exists? Good thing this convicted felon cannot vote.
"Took forever" -- I'm sure it was hard to find a 5'1'' hollering pig out of a crowd of repulsed women upon his whiff.

Does anyone know how to spell Corrine?
w-h-o-r-e
 
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