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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Does anyone else find it strange that the owner of both a financially unstable mountain commune for the mentally ill and two littles/sex slaves (as evidenced by their eternity collars), one of them a manchild shut-in and the other one a shit eater, is calling other people nutters? Those people could be protesting against lizardmen poisoning their drinking water with kerosene and I'd still think they're saner than anyone tranch affiliated.
 
Elsewhere, there's been a protest in town

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Last time they met someone they disagreed with, they boasted about "kerb-stomping" her. Theymight have had a go if it was just the little one on the right, but they're not so tough when face to face with men. "I'm going to laugh very angrily in your direction." is nowhere near as threatening. But that's from a man who didn't even dare to cross the road to take a photo. Maybe they would have laughed back at him.
A pathetic loser sperm donor who abandoned his kids doesn't get to judge others, Penny.
 
And as the commentator says, those machines ain't cheap. I'd guess that it belongs to the guy they're labouring for, but who knows. Troons love shopping
Ah another example of troon gets money, troon spends all the money plus some. Much like the top of the line tools phil's been buying he will have convinced himself it's a business expense and that's totally how you build a business. Problem is they're probably already deep in the negative and doubt they have any other jobs lined up.

There is a stage at the beginning of a business where you have to tool up true but you get the essentials first then with subsequent jobs start gearing up and building efficiencies in. Not just blow your entire wad and projected profits for the year on all the latest gear that is going to gather dust when you can't secure further work.

I used to do mechanic work on the side for a bit of beer money, started out with a cheapo torque wrench, set of sockets, spanners and a scissor jack with stands until I had built up enough to buy an impactor, hydraulic lift, compressor etc. I could do the job with the basic hand tools just fine, all the additional equipment did was speed up and make the jobs easier. I made sure I was always taking a profit though rather than blowing the lot of the latest and best equipment never knowing if it would even pay itself off because it was just a casual set up and I rarely had another job lined up.
 
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It looks like Phil is taking our hints. They've been shopping

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And as the commentator says, those machines ain't cheap. I'd guess that it belongs to the guy they're labouring for, but who knows. Troons love shopping

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Elsewhere, there's been a protest in town

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Last time they met someone they disagreed with, they boasted about "kerb-stomping" her. Theymight have had a go if it was just the little one on the right, but they're not so tough when face to face with men. "I'm going to laugh very angrily in your direction." is nowhere near as threatening. But that's from a man who didn't even dare to cross the road to take a photo. Maybe they would have laughed back at him.
lol why do they even care? None of them have wombs anyway.
 
It looks like Phil is taking our hints. They've been shopping

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Too bad he isn't taking any of our safety tips, like oh I don't know, maybe not standing on a table with wheels especially when there's a step ladder RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO IT.

It's like he's trying to injure himself. The mind boggles.
 
Too bad he isn't taking any of our safety tips, like oh I don't know, maybe not standing on a table with wheels especially when there's a step ladder RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO IT.

It's like he's trying to injure himself. The mind boggles.
That's a rolling mini scaffold with locking wheels. We have a few where I work. This is one case where Slob Vila is using something as HE's supposed to.
 
About 400 pages late but...
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ahhhh, getting welcomed with Simpsons references... my people.

Well, I'm specifically interested in Vikky because I knew him fairly well online and he was tentatively romantic with several acquaintances of mine. As I'm sure you all know from observing these people à la monkeys throwing shit at each other in a cage, "romantic" means they DM each other incessantly and are in "polycules" of 8+ mentally unstable troons who have never met in person and rely on each other for constant validation and emotional support. The extent of the relationship is generally on the level of "put partner's name in bio to show off to others that someone likes you." In fact, one of my acquaintances was once "dumped" by someone else because they had run out of twitter bio space for their partners. Obviously this would be very embarrassing behavior even for middle schoolers, for men who are nearing or even past 30/40, it is just... vomitous. No matter how bad you think it is from watching them, you literally cannot imagine how bad it is in their community. They have the mentality of children and are completely incapable of functioning as wholly formed human beings. (This should also be obvious to anyone who is seeing them proudly show off that drywall "work.")

(I had drank the koolaid as an idiot college student, but actually went full-on anti-trans simply from being around sufficient trans people and seeing all this shit. After having enough interactions with them and experiencing the delusions, histrionics, science denial, narcissism, paranoia and violence firsthand I realized it was a cult and got out. I'm now out here happily terfing without a license.)

I'm sure more stories will leap to mind as I dredge up these old memories, but I specifically remember one time Vikky actually ran afoul of other troons/leftists because he stated that systems of weights and measurements were a product of capitalism and that a communist society would not require formal measurements. Oh here we go:

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Anyway, this created a huge uproar as every leftist who saw it shit their diapers because if measurements didn't exist, troons couldn't take appropriate doses of hormones. It was pretty glorious from all sides.
Hahaha what the fuck does this even mean? How are standard units of measurement harmful at all? They’re extremely useful in a huge variety of situations and basically make modern society possible. Was “Vikky” just triggered stepping on the scale that morning? Because even if there wasn’t a standardized pound or kilogram, everyone would still see your rolls dude.
 
Hahaha what the fuck does this even mean? How are standard units of measurement harmful at all? They’re extremely useful in a huge variety of situations and basically make modern society possible. Was “Vikky” just triggered stepping on the scale that morning? Because even if there wasn’t a standardized pound or kilogram, everyone would still see your rolls dude.
Obviously NIST is a tool of systemic oppression and must be dissolved. Henceforth we can weight things in inclusive units like (Virgie) Tovars or (Steven) Assantis.
 
I’m alive (barely) and I figured that there was no way I’d rather waste my time than writing another update for our favorite pack of retards.
They did some fire mitigation work: [1], [2], [3]
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More house work: [A]
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Ranch work: [1], [2], [3]
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Penny… Uh… I don’t even know what to say. [A]
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Somebody figure out what they’re trying to do now [A]
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I’m lazy so this is only the tranch twitter.
 
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Hahaha what the fuck does this even mean? How are standard units of measurement harmful at all? They’re extremely useful in a huge variety of situations and basically make modern society possible. Was “Vikky” just triggered stepping on the scale that morning? Because even if there wasn’t a standardized pound or kilogram, everyone would still see your rolls dude.
I agree with Vikki, the pre-revolution system of France was far superior, and weights and measures had genders. Only the two genders, mind.
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"The ranch will provide what it can" nigger you don't own anything except shitty power tools you bought up in a manic frenzy with money you grifted for the Lakota. Your retarded fat boyfriend has to beg online for MEDICAL BILLS to buy literal children's toys and trading cards. Your scorned business partner claims you had $9 in your business account. All the "work" you do off ranch is done with endentured tranny labor that may pack up and leave tomorrow. You cant even provide safe shelter when literally every female that steps foot on the property ends up going scorched earth and vagueposting about you. You raised over $100,000 last year on lies but blew it all on guns you don't use, a tractor you don't own, and Costco burrito ingredients and processed microwave foods. You gave away all your shitty rope wool for tax write offs. What help could you, a man with a dick and no balls, provide to women?
 
It's not just that they've turned the tranch into a barren wasteland, it's that they've also turned it into a fucking white trash paradise with their huge pile of shit that they can't be arsed to take to the landfill.

Look at this mountain of rubbish (apologies if I'm mistaken and the refuse heap is actually intended as charitable contributions to the Lakota):

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Theme song: In the Ghetto
 
It's not just that they've turned the tranch into a barren wasteland, it's that they've also turned it into a fucking white trash paradise with their huge pile of shit that they can't be arsed to take to the landfill.

Look at this mountain of rubbish (apologies if I'm mistaken and the refuse heap is actually intended as charitable contributions to the Lakota):

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Theme song: In the Ghetto
That looks like the entire contents of someone’s mobile home.

And there’s a Ford Focus that looks like it’s been rolled, WTF. And Penny’s F250 seems to be working again.


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Two more dead Chinese generators, lol.

Redneck paradise fo shu’
 
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Mister Mandozer needs to initiate the Reconquista and free his traditional indigenous homeland from the white interlopers squatting on and despoiling it.

If he waits too long he will return to find nothing remains of his homeland but a pile of dead alpacas and a mountain of trash. Phillip will have fled, taking all the tools, including the fat tard named Kevin and the human compost toilet known as Jen.

It will be an ecological tragedy on a scale that would have made Iron Eyes Cody cry.

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