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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Also, dont fucking hug a newborn animal or else you run the risk of their mom literally abandoning them.
That's an urban myth. I'd be more concerned about the filth and harsh conditions the lamb has to live in. Kevin is also a big oaf, so it's entirely likely he'd let it squirm out of his arms and hurt itself from the fall.

There's also the potentiality of inbreeding and overcrowding, since these morons don't castrate the males (aside from themselves lol) and let the animals multiply willy-nilly.
 
Can’t figure out how to archive this video but needless to say, it shows some serious lack of competence.

First of all, the good things: Penny is wearing a proper chainsaw hard hat with ear protection. And he has delimbed the lower branches before attempting the fell.
The bad things: although the tree is leaning away from him, down the slope, you’re still supposed to cut a wedge out on the direction you want it to go. That’s why he’s having so much trouble with the back cut, the saw is about to get stuck and he’s hacking away with bad technique. Also the tree can snap unpredictably and the butt kick back at you.
But the real stupidity is the ladder still propped against the tree which almost takes him out

 
Can’t figure out how to archive this video but needless to say, it shows some serious lack of competence.

First of all, the good things: Penny is wearing a proper chainsaw hard hat with ear protection. And he has delimbed the lower branches before attempting the fell.
The bad things: although the tree is leaning away from him, down the slope, you’re still supposed to cut a wedge out on the direction you want it to go. That’s why he’s having so much trouble with the back cut, the saw is about to get stuck and he’s hacking away with bad technique. Also the tree can snap unpredictably and the butt kick back at you.
But the real stupidity is the ladder still propped against the tree which almost takes him out



Yeesh. It's pretty fucking bad. Pennywise howling "TIMBUUUUR!" like the gayest Swedish lumberjack you could ever imagine is comedy gold though.
 
Can’t figure out how to archive this video but needless to say, it shows some serious lack of competence.

First of all, the good things: Penny is wearing a proper chainsaw hard hat with ear protection. And he has delimbed the lower branches before attempting the fell.
The bad things: although the tree is leaning away from him, down the slope, you’re still supposed to cut a wedge out on the direction you want it to go. That’s why he’s having so much trouble with the back cut, the saw is about to get stuck and he’s hacking away with bad technique. Also the tree can snap unpredictably and the butt kick back at you.
But the real stupidity is the ladder still propped against the tree which almost takes him out

He needs kevlar chaps as well. They've saved my leg a couple of times when the saw bucks back unexpectedly.
 
Finally caved and made an account. I've been following the saga for awhile as I tangentially knew some of these people as a young leftist shithead/cultist. (I got better.)

I'm trying to figure out who is still there and who has bailed. Is Vikky/@deathpigeon still on the property? I noticed his timeline has gradually turned into nothing but anime CP and tweets about his online polycule of people he's never actually met in person.
 
Finally caved and made an account. I've been following the saga for awhile as I tangentially knew some of these people as a young leftist shithead/cultist. (I got better.)

I'm trying to figure out who is still there and who has bailed. Is Vikky/@deathpigeon still on the property? I noticed his timeline has gradually turned into nothing but anime CP and tweets about his online polycule of people he's never actually met in person.
Welcome! Tell us everything, leaving out no detail no matter how small.
 
Welcome! Tell us everything, leaving out no detail no matter how small.
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ahhhh, getting welcomed with Simpsons references... my people.

Well, I'm specifically interested in Vikky because I knew him fairly well online and he was tentatively romantic with several acquaintances of mine. As I'm sure you all know from observing these people à la monkeys throwing shit at each other in a cage, "romantic" means they DM each other incessantly and are in "polycules" of 8+ mentally unstable troons who have never met in person and rely on each other for constant validation and emotional support. The extent of the relationship is generally on the level of "put partner's name in bio to show off to others that someone likes you." In fact, one of my acquaintances was once "dumped" by someone else because they had run out of twitter bio space for their partners. Obviously this would be very embarrassing behavior even for middle schoolers, for men who are nearing or even past 30/40, it is just... vomitous. No matter how bad you think it is from watching them, you literally cannot imagine how bad it is in their community. They have the mentality of children and are completely incapable of functioning as wholly formed human beings. (This should also be obvious to anyone who is seeing them proudly show off that drywall "work.")

(I had drank the koolaid as an idiot college student, but actually went full-on anti-trans simply from being around sufficient trans people and seeing all this shit. After having enough interactions with them and experiencing the delusions, histrionics, science denial, narcissism, paranoia and violence firsthand I realized it was a cult and got out. I'm now out here happily terfing without a license.)

I'm sure more stories will leap to mind as I dredge up these old memories, but I specifically remember one time Vikky actually ran afoul of other troons/leftists because he stated that systems of weights and measurements were a product of capitalism and that a communist society would not require formal measurements. Oh here we go:

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Anyway, this created a huge uproar as every leftist who saw it shit their diapers because if measurements didn't exist, troons couldn't take appropriate doses of hormones. It was pretty glorious from all sides.
 
ahhhh, getting welcomed with Simpsons references... my people.

Well, I'm specifically interested in Vikky because I knew him fairly well online and he was tentatively romantic with several acquaintances of mine.

I checked him out though I haven’t heard of him (before my time probably) sure enough one of the names in his bio, katabassist, seems familiar - they are at least an orbiter of our troons.


The current role call as far as I could tell is here:


The numbers have been winnowing down recently, but the most notable loss was co-owner Bonnie (Paul Mendoza, see separate thread).
 
It looks like Phil is taking our hints. They've been shopping

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And as the commentator says, those machines ain't cheap. I'd guess that it belongs to the guy they're labouring for, but who knows. Troons love shopping

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Elsewhere, there's been a protest in town

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Last time they met someone they disagreed with, they boasted about "kerb-stomping" her. Theymight have had a go if it was just the little one on the right, but they're not so tough when face to face with men. "I'm going to laugh very angrily in your direction." is nowhere near as threatening. But that's from a man who didn't even dare to cross the road to take a photo. Maybe they would have laughed back at him.
 
It looks like Phil is taking our hints. They've been shopping

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And as the commentator says, those machines ain't cheap. I'd guess that it belongs to the guy they're labouring for, but who knows. Troons love shopping

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Elsewhere, there's been a protest in town

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Last time they met someone they disagreed with, they boasted about "kerb-stomping" her. Theymight have had a go if it was just the little one on the right, but they're not so tough when face to face with men. "I'm going to laugh very angrily in your direction." is nowhere near as threatening. But that's from a man who didn't even dare to cross the road to take a photo. Maybe they would have laughed back at him.
The dumb troon in one of the tweets above says, "Colorado is below legal abortion rates."

What the FUCK does that sentence mean? Does the person think there is an abortion quota legally mandated in the US?? Even by troon standards such a statement is surreal.
 
The dumb troon in one of the tweets above says, "Colorado is below legal abortion rates."

What the FUCK does that sentence mean? Does the person think there is an abortion quota legally mandated in the US?? Even by troon standards such a statement is surreal.
I think they mean that Colorado's abortion rates are lower than the national average, just worded in a really retarded way just like they do with everything else.
 
I think they mean that Colorado's abortion rates are lower than the national average, just worded in a really retarded way just like they do with everything else.
Maybe they think a failure to understand the word "legal" will protect them from legal consequences for their grooming of children:

Troon: "I don't understand, the child was legally trans, I was legally telling them to send me pictures of their new Amhole!"
Officer: "Please refrain from speaking while we take your mugshot, sir."
Troon: "IT'S --"
BAM! The Officer smacks the Troon across the mouth with a nightstick. Instead of "ma'am," the troon finishes its sentence by spitting out a mess of bloody teeth.
 
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