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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Not only does he think he did a great job, but he takes pics of the Frankendrywall and posts them online in hopes of asspats.
It's twitter and they're troons so of course they got the ass pats they wanted, don't forget this is the site where Jim fucking Sterling has Simps telling him he's a beautiful woman every time he posts a hideous selfie.

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But being what other people want you to be will get you a whole lot more attention and empty validation.

Funny how that logic doesn't go in the opposite direction when people detransition, and the alphabet people call detransitioners--who have decided that their detransitioned self is who they are--traitors and transphobes.

I love how they took that statistic and said "look we're totally oppressed that's why it's so high" without bothering to look up comobidities like for example BPDs have a 60% suicide attempt rate.
That top post was from another thread but fuckit, it works fine here.

A big part of adulting is realizing that there is no such thing as universal popularity. Someone's always going to hate you, or disrespect you, or think you're a tool or a simp or a bizzzzzznitch or whatever.

So the governor of Florida doesn't respect me because I am a man in a dress*? Boo fucking hoo, I don't like him either and I don't care what he thinks, he doesn't fucking know me.

*I am not a man in a dress, but roll with me here.

If you're 41%ing because people you don't know are looking at you funny, the problem is you.
 
There are holes in that drywall that is deeper than amholes.

Those are the dilation holes for the wall's vaginal cavities, you bigot. And yes, you did hear that right. Contrary to what you and J K Rowling believe, walls can have more than one vagina.

Not only does he think he did a great job, but he takes pics of the Frankendrywall and posts them online in hopes of asspats.

I think you will find that this piecemeal approach represents the standard for walls undergoing the transition from male to female.

It is very sad to see such intolerance broadcasted so openly here, on the Kiwi Farms of all places.
 
Apparently this is drywalling finished...

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I'll let someone else do the detailed everything they did wrong run down but ho-lee-shit is that a bad job.

Also "Hey a new lamb let's instantly grab it and start hugging it", you're running a ranch, the lamb is not your pet. Place your bets on how many lambs they'll have "abandoned" this year.
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If they keep their drywall job that way, Trans Ranch will turn into Moldy Ass Trans Ranch come the next colder season.

Also, dont fucking hug a newborn animal or else you run the risk of their mom literally abandoning them. Guess the emaciated alpacas will have themselves to eat then, tho.
 
It's twitter and they're troons so of course they got the ass pats they wanted, don't forget this is the site where Jim fucking Sterling has Simps telling him he's a beautiful woman every time he posts a hideous selfie.

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Oh hey, another cow crossover with Deviant! For those unaware, Deviant comes up in the Guntubers thread semi-regularly. tl;dr he's done a lot of great presentations on physical security, regular Defcon attendee, gun guy, used to be pretty entertaining sometimes but in recent years sucks tranny dick like there's no tomorrow (which isn't surprising given his association with Defcon, which sucks a lot of tranny dick these days). He's interacted with the tranch before, I think he bought one of their t-shirts once, and it's good to see him still simping for them as their ranch falls apart.
 
If they keep their drywall job that way, Trans Ranch will turn into Moldy Ass Trans Ranch come the next colder season.
Worse this is drywalling they are being paid to do for someone else. Someone actually hired the insane troon posse and expected a half way decent job to be done.
Also, dont fucking hug a newborn animal or else you run the risk of their mom literally abandoning them. Guess the emaciated alpacas will have themselves to eat then, tho.
Well they had a good 8 or so "abandoned" lambs last year that they basically had running around the troon house with the cats and dogs as pets. Going to be the same again by the looks of it.
 
Worse this is drywalling they are being paid to do for someone else. Someone actually hired the insane troon posse and expected a half way decent job to be done.
Oh I just saw that myself lol. Why would you hire a bunch of open-carrying trannies in military fatigue who are clearly off their fucking rockers and clearly dont know what the heck they are doing to do... Well.... Anything really?! To be PC? You gonna get mold all over your place! And mold dont give a shit about pronouns.
 
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I'll let someone else do the detailed everything they did wrong run down but ho-lee-shit is that a bad job.
This is so horrifically bad that it's not necessary to dunk on it. The pictures really do speak for themselves. How delusional does someone have to be to look at this and think it's a cool idea to post pictures of it on twitter dot com. That poor old house deserves so much better than this.
 
Ewe's are very particular about smell, as far as I know, especially at first. Also why you can fool one to take a second one by dunking it in the placenta and such.

Else, about that formerly beautiful boned house— I expected nothing and was still let down. Bury them behind the cheap plaster too, please.

Anyone up for a glass of wine and debating your hottest and shittiest takes in home improvements, meet us at the new radfem enclave. Something to think about on the ride over: Wood or stone counter tops? Bury them in the woods or in the cellar— tranny beautification? Fertilizer methods?
 
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Fuck me that's bad. I know it's all been said before ITT but goddamn. This is Chinese architecture .webm waiting to happen level. I feel bad for whomever is purchasing this place, I hope they're not doing it sight unseen because this is like a joke. Anyone seriously thinking about buying should nope out during the walk-through after seeing this shit. And their totally incompetent mudding on top will be the icing on the shit cake, bet.
Anyone up for a glass of wine and debating your hottest and shittiest takes in home improvements, meet us at the new radfem enclave.
Deal.
Something to think about on the ride over: Wood or stone counter tops?
Stone, no doubt.
Bury them in the woods or in the cellar— tranny beautification? Fertilizer methods?
Didn't you answer the second question with the first?
 
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I'll let someone else do the detailed everything they did wrong run down but ho-lee-shit is that a bad job.

Also "Hey a new lamb let's instantly grab it and start hugging it", you're running a ranch, the lamb is not your pet. Place your bets on how many lambs they'll have "abandoned" this year.
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@Null, since you want to be tagged for Tranch idiocy, here's tranchers attempting to create drywall. You don't need to be a contractor to appreciate how awful this looks.
 
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