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[BelUwUga]

Shilling their patreon grift again

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Wait what's that, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is creating Yarn, huh. They dumped all of it on the injuns, cancelled orders and stopped the shop from being able to take orders.

I have an idea to solve the "Alpaca Question" for lack of a better term. Process the pelts right and they are pretty much ready-made for conversion to these bad boys:

Supervillains and cult leaders love this kind of shit. Also worth mentioning, I'd rather randomly happen upon these fuckers in the desolate wastelands of Bumfuck, CO than any of the tranch members.

 

[Coccxys]

Holy shit that's at least $5000 in Milwaukee tools. I was shocked that they bought the fuel  cordless sander, the literal creme de la creme of sanders in that line. Something that just vibrates back and forth doesn't need a super brushless motor. That's a $150 sander without batteries.

The only reason I see to throw money at those kinds of tools is if you have unlimited cash and need about the best that you can get. They're so many better options if you're not interested in swinging your dick around. I can add up the actual value of that collection if someone wants

The troons have proven time and time again they are not good at anything. In this case they have blown every penny (and then some) of the jobs they have gotten to date banking on more jobs. How the new jobs materialise is anyone's guess and the tools will be gathering dust in some troon shed with the whole "we're decorators" grift ending up with a negative balance. They'll never sell them to try and recoup some of the "imvestment" though, that would be admitting failure.

Don't buy absolute shit that'll need replacing instantly but don't go blowing your wad on every tool you cam possibly think of right away either. This is not how you turn a profit on any business venture, especially not one that is supposed to be a side hustle along with all the other crap they supposedly do.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I have an idea to solve the "Alpaca Question" for lack of a better term. Process the pelts right and they are pretty much ready-made for conversion to these bad boys:
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Supervillains and cult leaders love this kind of shit. Also worth mentioning, I'd rather randomly happen upon these fuckers in the desolate wastelands of Bumfuck, CO than any of the tranch members.

Excuse me? What the fuck are those?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Question for US people with police/military experience.

Just out of pure curiosity, how long could three debatable men with civilian available rifles hold out against:

A clan of rednecks?

An ATF unit?

National Guard?

I know the Waco siege lasted days, but that had minimum dozens, maybe even hundreds of armed people.

So what could three gun “people” do other than scare lost ramblers, Boy Scout troops or people with a flat tire hoping to use a phone?

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure Earl with a decent hunting rifle could Minecraft the entire compound in short order.

 

[BelUwUga]

Excuse me? What the fuck are those?

Wilder Mann! Some kind of ice-people pagan aberration. I call those specific one GiraffeWookies. My personal theory is that even back then Scandinavians really appreciated their personal space. What better way to get people to give you space than to appear like a horror beyond comprehension? Same thing with furries today. Edit for fun ScandiFacts: The Swedes have a specific term for cry-wanking: Gråtrunka. PERKELE! is like Finnish Kurwa.

 

[Elysian]

I mean, lets be real here, we all know what really needs to be done to the tranch:

 

[Bob_]

I mean, lets be real here, we all know what really needs to be done to the tranch:
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Hmm this is actually a good idea, but what happens in the future when the dome is removed?

The noxious amhole gases, trapped for decades, would spread around the world wiping out all life in the process.

 

[BelUwUga]

I mean, lets be real here, we all know what really needs to be done to the tranch:
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Alternatively:

 

[Elysian]

Hmm this is actually a good idea, but what happens in the future when the dome is removed?

The noxious amhole gases, trapped for decades, would spread around the world wiping out all life in the process.

> implying that the dome would ever be removed

it's like Chernobyl, the place is gonna be uninhabitable for like 20,000 years regardless.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hmm this is actually a good idea, but what happens in the future when the dome is removed?

The noxious amhole gases, trapped for decades, would spread around the world wiping out all life in the process.

Maybe it can be used to create one of those self-contained ecosystems in a bottle. Just dump a box of cheap lingerie there to bait the denizens, with some seed payloads disguised as soap bars and toothpaste boxes to guarantee the tranchers won't touch them. Then, while they're distracted by their euphoria boners and itching amholes, drop the dome and run away. As the tranchers and their herds and hoards die and rot, nature will take its course. The desolation will stop spreading, moisture will be trapped and, within a few decades, the land should be healed, even if it smells a bit funky afterwards.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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I hesitate to even guess why Dick Cheney needs a giant bottle with a jungle in it.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Can't ducks fly? Why don't they all fuck off to greener pastures somewhere else?

All domestic meat breeds are incapable of migratory flight and most are fully flightless. Even muscovies, which are a hybrid meat/laying breed, can only fly short distances. Those aren't muscovies.

 

[DemonicMustache]

Personally, I expect someone to accidentally leave the melted stove on and burn the place to the ground for the insurance money, followed by the sudden realization that no one ever actually bothered to get an insurance policy in the first place. A simultaneous gofundme grift/Kevin 41%ing over melted plastic/arson investigation is the arc we deserve.

INSURANCE

 

[The Final Troondown]

Nobody cares except us kiwis.
Just get in your truck and go, Neptune thingy.
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how old is this bitch? this is the shit even some 14yo emos were laughing at other emos for posting on myspace in 2007

also maybe the tranch is keeping quiet about stuff so penny can ghost kev when he's overseas, easiest way to deal with him

 

[Näkki]

Wilder Mann! Some kind of ice-people pagan aberration. I call those specific one GiraffeWookies. My personal theory is that even back then Scandinavians really appreciated their personal space. What better way to get people to give you space than to appear like a horror beyond comprehension? Same thing with furries today. Edit for fun ScandiFacts: The Swedes have a specific term for cry-wanking: Gråtrunka. PERKELE! is like Finnish Kurwa.

There's also the krampus in Europe, which I have a soft spot for.

https://youtu.be/kqYm6eI25Pg

As the tranchers and their herds and hoards die and rot, nature will take its course. The desolation will stop spreading, moisture will be trapped and, within a few decades, the land should be healed, even if it smells a bit funky afterwards.

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Always been thinking fondly of a different "under the dome" version from Stephen King. The premise was interesting, the rest lacking. Maybe troons were the missing ingredient.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Dumbass question from someone who is not too deep into tranny lore: what does 41% mean?

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Dumbass question from someone who is not too deep into tranny lore: what does 41% mean?

By one (disputed) metric, 41% of trans attempt suicide. So 41%ing is meme-slang for suicide.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Dumbass question from someone who is not too deep into tranny lore: what does 41% mean?

One study affirms that 41% of trans individuals attempt suicide at some point in their lives. It's used as a slang for suicide.

Edit: NO, NOT THE CLOCKS! AAAHHHH!!!

 

[Squirrelcop]

I feel wiser now, thank you guys

 

[Watamelon]

I don't know about methamphetamine, but I know that these people prioritize having large amounts of narcan on hand. Possibly they're using opioids to treat the pain of poor dental hygiene.

IIRC opiods cause sugar cravings and dry mouth, both which can fuck up teeth faster. I want more proof before I believe it, but it is possible.

Most stims -from Addy to softer ones like Ritalin, including the RCs derived from those two- cause dry mouth through dehydration and increased urination while making you ignore those two, which is a big reason as to why a lot of people into them end up with an awful smile.

Opioids also cause dry mouth/dehydration so if they are on a cycle of constant stim/downer, then yeah, those gums have as much of a chance as an alpaca.

Fun fact, heavy opioid users take stims once in a while just to unclog their bowels due to the constipation they cause. Stims also affect your gut and cause stim shits, solving the issue.