DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ParksydeDhil]

I used to be in your position and gave SBM a bit of leeway since he's a blind retard until he showed his true colors. Ever since he got a consulting gig for blindness accessibility for The Last of Us 2 his ego and self-importance grew to DSP levels, with his wife encouraging his entitled behavior.

One of the two most revolting things he's done is throwing a fellow blind man in gaming under the bus because he told some sheboon off. She wanted to be given a free PS5 because she kept calling Sony racist for the sole reason that they didn't give her a free PS5 yet (she succeeded btw). The second is the mother of all spergouts where him and his wife talked shit about Twitch for a week straight because they didn't immediately give him partnership after featuring his stream on the frontpage. The reason Twitch didn't give him partnership after he applied was because he didn't do 1 of the 4 requirements for that month, which is the easiest requirement to fulfill, that is days streamed in a month. He had the follower count for partnership and with the featured stream he had the average viewership per stream requirement knocked right out the park, as well as having enough hours streamed. Literally all he had to do was fire up his stream 5 times, it could've even been just half an hour long or whatever, that's all he had to do. He had a golden opportunity to get that partnership easily. But nah, he had to stomp his feet and cry victim.

Appreciate the information rather than just jump at me all because I showed a bit of sympathy for sbm. Jesus people here are quick with the hate.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

phil is a male pornstar confirmed

He looks more like Ron Jeremy than anything. The fat slob of today Rob Jeremy. I don't know if Phil's a sex pest, though.

 

[Dona Morte]

phil is a male pornstar confirmed

Uh no.
Phil neither has the thrust game, nor the patience to satisfy.
Evidence by his toilet plumbing video.
(posted a gif of this a while back)
He does not shower.
He beaches, facts and snorts.
I dont think even Khet likes that.

He looks more like Ron Jeremy than anything.

Again no.
I read somewhere Ron was.... better equipped.
I rest my case.

 

[Balr0g]

Fred Fuchs would be proud!

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The Immortal, the Undying, the unstoppable, the enduring. A lot of jerking of on the fact he is still here. Unfortunately for Phil he might still be here but has managed to get nothing done. Meanwhile Keemstar sinks Phil with one sentence and has fuck you money. I guess he endures being an entertainer of dents and manchildren while being the laughingstock of the rest of the internet. I mean who of us has articles written about him like "making fun of races is ok but my gout is taboo" or "Streamer resorts to begging"?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Appreciate the information rather than just jump at me all because I showed a bit of sympathy for sbm. Jesus people here are quick with the hate.

I didn't even know SBM was a huge Phil fan let alone a good donator wallet for him, I got blocked by his Twitter and lolz and lolz were had, and not even lasting long on the platform itself

True to who Phil is, is that he will use Twitter as a gold standard gospel because of how retarded Phil is and also will give himself several self-asspats due to being a blue checkmark and expect to have his dick sucked with takes what would make Derich seem smarter than the average tard...

But like many of the easy marks, SBM is one of them and also got a PS5 earlier than his master which also produced some magnificent cope and seething, because of SBM's legitimate handicap while Phil's manufactured handicap is not having enough money for PayPal to pay Amazon...

Again, Phil's audience is deserved rightfully so, and a cult op at best and at worst a clusterfuck of everyday tards

It's just a damn shame not a single one of the most dedicated dents can think critically and leave Phil well alone

 

[marlintan]

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I'd like to point out that none of us were right in this poll, he still hasn't done a SmashTheTaxes marathon for 2021. That said, I still believe he will do something, given how constant his tax stuff was:

1. Missing multiple night streams to "crunch the numbers" before giving "all the information" to his "tax guy".
2. Each time, begging the next day about wanting extra tips in order to make up for the missed streams.
3. Leaving the door open to taking more time off, because "my tax guy might ask for more information".
4. After sending all his info to "tax guy", he would be in his chat talking about how he's late to streams because he was busy sending emails.

Seems like a LOT of buildup and foreshadowing, for the writers to not capitalize on this plot arc with some payoff.

i told actually to close it on the first mention of the tax guy and needing $ for it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Let's take an incomplete list of the "SIRS" in big boy Phil's life:

-----------

Gilbert Gottfried

Stan Lee

(Both for sakes of clout chasing)




MaximilianDude, the actual content creator

Johnny Gargano, one of phils golden WWE champions jpeg

Gootecks, the real pogchamp face



Tim Schafer, the "Stoopid Morahn game dev" of Psychonaut series

Hideo Kojima, whom Phil said he wants to fuck his mother at least 100 times during the Metal Gear Solid series



SuperBlindMan

Rahb

(The wheelchair duo)



JRsBBQ (more WWE wet dream)



Justin Wong, NOT the best SF player in the country in 2005

James Chen / UltraDavid, the legendary SF community commentators that Phil at one time told Machinema he could become

LTG, the black DSP




AfroCole, the better SF player than Phil

Tolomeo, one of Phils single digit number of friends who abandoned him because of trolls



Projared, who did things way worse than masturbating in front of children



Derich and sock Derich, the real son



Kghalion, the fellow horse fucker and Phil's biggest dick sucker

PlanetJeph, the fake whale that Phil thought it was the real 1MM



Kenny Omega, another wrestling sweaty man who merged with the fighting game community and made more money than Phil playing street fighter on stream

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Let's take an incomplete list of the "SIRS" in big boy Phil's life:

-----------

Gilbert Gottfried

Stan Lee

(Both for sakes of clout chasing)

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MaximilianDude, the actual content creator

Johnny Gargano, one of phils golden WWE champions jpeg

Gootecks, the real pogchamp face

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Tim Schafer, the "Stoopid Morahn game dev" of Psychonaut series

Hideo Kojima, whom Phil said he wants to fuck his mother at least 100 times during the Metal Gear Solid series

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SuperBlindMan

Rahb

(The wheelchair duo)

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JRsBBQ (more WWE wet dream)

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Justin Wong, NOT the best SF player in the country in 2005

James Chen / UltraDavid, the legendary SF community commentators that Phil at one time told Machinema he could become

LTG, the black DSP

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AfroCole, the better SF player than Phil

Tolomeo, one of Phils single digit number of friends who abandoned him because of trolls

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Projared, who did things way worse than masturbating in front of children

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Derich and sock Derich, the real son

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Kghalion, the fellow horse fucker and Phil's biggest dick sucker

PlanetJeph, the fake whale that Phil thought it was the real 1MM

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Kenny Omega, another wrestling sweaty man who merged with the fighting game community and made more money than Phil playing street fighter on stream

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Isn't the Dorito Pope in there somewhere?

 

[detractorzer0]

Let's take an incomplete list of the "SIRS" in big boy Phil's life:

Jesus, he sounds like such a little bitch, even when he's trying to play the big boy card from his high horse.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The Immortal, the Undying, the unstoppable, the enduring. A lot of jerking of on the fact he is still here. Unfortunately for Phil he might still be here but has managed to get nothing done. Meanwhile Keemstar sinks Phil with one sentence and has fuck you money. I guess he endures being an entertainer of dents and manchildren while being the laughingstock of the rest of the internet. I mean who of us has articles written about him like "making fun of races is ok but my gout is taboo" or "Streamer resorts to begging"?

Fred Fuchs would be proud!

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Really big talk coming from a guy who spends most of his days talking shit in his own house, getting doordash, and scamming the mentally weak for money.

There is a story of a Roman(?) city. Basically they were getting invaded by an overwhelming force. But instead of going out and facing the ass whooping they hid behind the walls for years. Then some citizen got sick and spread a plague. The choice was now to either die by the enemy or die by the plague.

That's what's going to happen to Phil. All this ego tripping? Its just a punchline to the world's most ironic joke. He'll be his own downfall.

 

[capefear56]

Phil's fair game because as far as we know he doesn't have any actual physical disabilities but a blind man? Idk, I think I'll draw the line there.

Donating to Phil is shortsighted.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

What has he done except be a whale? Some of you treat the whales like they've committed genocide or are like the second coming of Hitler.

Being a whale for Phil is reson enough to attract some level of disdain. Either bullying works and they snap out of the pignosis or it doesn't and they eventually stop when they get bored / go bankrupt. Honestly, at this point you can't really ignore the "fandom" and just argue against the "creator". DSP is taking advantage of these suckers, wether they understand it or not, wether they care or not. And some people who don't know Phil and stumble across him might fall for begging especially seeing people acting like he's the good guy. Now sure, a normal individual will quickly realise their mistake and cut their losses on the 40 year old man-baby but it still doesn't sit right with most people to let a guy amass an army of dentheads to funnel him money for no good reason. Keep in mind that Phil himself is a whale and has spend THOUSANDS on a mobile wwe jpeg collector. So, in a way, a hit on Phil's finances is a hit on the worst part of the gaming industry. The whales had their chance to listen to reason, now maybe hostility will deter some of them...eventually.

Fred Fuchs would be proud!

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I really don't understand what's with the cringe titles. Is he really doing this as a reference to wwe and also a "fuck you" on the side to detractors? That's low even for you, pig!

 

[actually]

The Immortal, the Undying, the unstoppable, the enduring. A lot of jerking of on the fact he is still here. Unfortunately for Phil he might still be here but has managed to get nothing done. Meanwhile Keemstar sinks Phil with one sentence and has fuck you money. I guess he endures being an entertainer of dents and manchildren while being the laughingstock of the rest of the internet. I mean who of us has articles written about him like "making fun of races is ok but my gout is taboo" or "Streamer resorts to begging"?

Phil The Tirespinning just isn't as catchy, I guess.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I didn't even know SBM was a huge Phil fan let alone a good donator wallet for him,

If you mean clout wallet, then yeah

 

[capefear56]

Phil The Tirespinning just isn't as catchy, I guess.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Let's take an incomplete list of the "SIRS" in big boy Phil's life:

-----------

Gilbert Gottfried

Stan Lee

(Both for sakes of clout chasing)

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MaximilianDude, the actual content creator

Johnny Gargano, one of phils golden WWE champions jpeg

Gootecks, the real pogchamp face

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Tim Schafer, the "Stoopid Morahn game dev" of Psychonaut series

Hideo Kojima, whom Phil said he wants to fuck his mother at least 100 times during the Metal Gear Solid series

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SuperBlindMan

Rahb

(The wheelchair duo)

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JRsBBQ (more WWE wet dream)

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Justin Wong, NOT the best SF player in the country in 2005

James Chen / UltraDavid, the legendary SF community commentators that Phil at one time told Machinema he could become

LTG, the black DSP

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AfroCole, the better SF player than Phil

Tolomeo, one of Phils single digit number of friends who abandoned him because of trolls

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Projared, who did things way worse than masturbating in front of children

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Derich and sock Derich, the real son

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Kghalion, the fellow horse fucker and Phil's biggest dick sucker

PlanetJeph, the fake whale that Phil thought it was the real 1MM

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Kenny Omega, another wrestling sweaty man who merged with the fighting game community and made more money than Phil playing street fighter on stream

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This whole "sir" thing seems to always be connected to Phil's vain attempt to gain clout from people he previously shit talked.

Seriously, the only time he says/types this, is when it's a big supporter, or someone he is hoping of mooching off of.

"DSP The Enduring,"

"DSP The Undying,"

"DSP The Unstoppable,"

"DSP The Immortal,"

DSP Barely Surviving, is what he should change his twitter name to next, look at this ghoul....

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

I guess we're giving up on organic growth? You dumbass whales can't do shit right. Update the sock accounts so he can hit the sub goal.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil rocking that extra grease today. And STAR WARS DAY ISN'T A HOLIDAY, YOU RETARD.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Let's take an incomplete list of the "SIRS" in big boy Phil's life:

-----------

Gilbert Gottfried

Stan Lee

(Both for sakes of clout chasing)

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MaximilianDude, the actual content creator

Johnny Gargano, one of phils golden WWE champions jpeg

Gootecks, the real pogchamp face

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Tim Schafer, the "Stoopid Morahn game dev" of Psychonaut series

Hideo Kojima, whom Phil said he wants to fuck his mother at least 100 times during the Metal Gear Solid series

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SuperBlindMan

Rahb

(The wheelchair duo)

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JRsBBQ (more WWE wet dream)

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Justin Wong, NOT the best SF player in the country in 2005

James Chen / UltraDavid, the legendary SF community commentators that Phil at one time told Machinema he could become

LTG, the black DSP

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AfroCole, the better SF player than Phil

Tolomeo, one of Phils single digit number of friends who abandoned him because of trolls

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Projared, who did things way worse than masturbating in front of children

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Derich and sock Derich, the real son

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Kghalion, the fellow horse fucker and Phil's biggest dick sucker

PlanetJeph, the fake whale that Phil thought it was the real 1MM

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Kenny Omega, another wrestling sweaty man who merged with the fighting game community and made more money than Phil playing street fighter on stream

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Descends from the heavens

Good morning, Sirs.

 

[JPG]

I guess we're giving up on organic growth? You dumbass whales can't do shit right. Update the sock accounts so he can hit the sub goal.

RIP the emoji unlocked at 400 because Phil was too fat and lazy to do it in the days he was above 400.