Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ImportantOpinions]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

The Hawaiian bo staff twirl is the obvious one.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

His tough guy look...
Oh and this one Null... He's not fat. Child.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

Yes, there's a gif of him swinging a bat around and his back is very awkwardly bending. There's also a gif of him unholstering a handgun. I do not have either handy, sadly.

edit: nvm post above me is more accurate that it's a bo staff, here is his post about it on FB:

Had fun resurrecting the old bo... - Patrick S. Tomlinson| By Patrick S. Tomlinson

Had fun resurrecting the old bo staff skills for a hot minute. Wife didn't start filming until I thought I was already done, but not her fault.

www.facebook.com

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The Hawaiian bo staff twirl is the obvious one.

Or the gun reloading vid

 

[Somerville Dan]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

 

[NotFatChild]

People do it with genuine humour, and in a way which is basically harmless trolling. Chewbacca waaaaghing and the like.

Then you get the idiots who just send over the top drug addled nonsense and threats, or boomia and his low IQ boomer tirades which tip into illegality.

I sort of understand just policing the rule across the board because you can always rely on morons to go too far or do something stupid.

We boomers can't help ourselves, please understand. Once we engage, it just escalates because consequences are things that happen to younger, stupider people.

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

His profile image, because so many people here and on twitter photoshop it to mock him.


My latest favorite is mexican pat, seen here:

https://twitter.com/sigilosoadicto

 

[MasonicTelevision]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

He has this "lootcrate masculinity" complex, to steal a phrase from Sam Hyde. Motorcycles, muscle cars, copious alcohol consumption, and firearms are all objects Fatrick uses as external representations of masculinity.

Earlier in the thread there is a video of him doing a "fatical reload" with his abomination of a Glock handgun. I also think the selfie of him mean-mugging while wearing aviators and a leather jacket would be a good start.

edit: @Caverlock got it (fat retard cant hit the slide release lol)

 

[Caverlock]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

Edit: I neglected to mention that the video is from 2017 (A). He is much, much fatter now.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

Jesus Fucking Christ how fucking retarded can you be. What the fuck did Boomia even think would happen from saying some stupid shit like this. I don't think anyone else has anything to worry about, but even if the threat was fake, Boomia taking credit for something like that at the very least could be grounds for someone to track him down, although I don't think he would get charged or anything like that.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

We boomers can't help ourselves, please understand. Once we engage, it just escalates because consequences are things that happen to younger, stupider people.


His profile image, because so many people here and on twitter photoshop it to mock him.
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My latest favorite is mexican pat, seen here:

https://twitter.com/sigilosoadicto

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this. pointing at his forehead is the signature pose imo.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

His go-to move is hands on hips like a confident little girl.

 

[Fatrick 666]

I received a text earlier from an unknown Milwaukee phone number. Is it Patrick, a confederate, or a rascal? You decide.

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Yea lol. It's me Boomia loving these fags all crying like Pat does with his twitter and also screaming of why places need mods. Real life pussies and internet warriors.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

The audio of Pat's restraining order hearing is being streamed live:

This judge is a fuckin og.

Dismissed it and called everyone dumbasses. Kiwis wins again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

Don’t forget his gay quick draw that he recorded. I can’t get my hands on it right now but everyone will know the clip I mean.

 

[Fatrick 666]

Jesus Fucking Christ how fucking retarded can you be. What the fuck did Boomia even think would happen from saying some stupid shit like this. I don't think anyone else has anything to worry about, but even if the threat was fake, Boomia taking credit for something like that at the very least could be grounds for someone to track him down, although I don't think he would get charged or anything like that.

Nothing you simping fruit, but it did reveal that half our edgy posters cry harder than Pat when his twitter is nuked. I love the lore of me as some old retard while half-witted autists cry about lost forums because a text about a fake bomb threat is somehow a bridge too far. Yea I'm a lolcow says the fucking shut-ins that are crying and finger pointing over a technical error. Carry on with the faggotry boys.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Sooooo... Emergency podcast @SomervilleDan?

Yes, there will be one tonight.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Don’t forget his gay quick draw that he recorded. I can’t get my hands on it right now but everyone will know the clip I mean.

Remember Fatrick has been dual wielding and doing trick shots since he was 12...he has an awesome p90 and has forgotten more about guns than Smith and Wesson ever knew.
The tacticool additions to his gun are what a world class marksman would use. Useless and cheap is the last thing they are.
Also know that Fatrick and Nikki will kill on sight. One extra second looking at him will immediately confirm you as a stalker and then it's goodnight. Fatrick has put 'hundreds of thousands of rounds down range'.

Remember when he was oinking about Ukraine and then when an international brigade was formed he suddenly got very quiet about single handedly slaughtering hundreds of Ruskies...

Yes, there will be one tonight.

Cool. Legend you are Dan
Thanks again Kiwi brothers and sisters for this wonderful thread and being so cool with refugees from OnA.
I was on the old Cwcki forum but spent years lurking. Some really sound people here. Cheers!

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Nothing you simping fruit, but it did reveal that half our edgy posters cry harder than Pat when his twitter is nuked. I love the lore of me as some old retard while half-witted autists cry about lost forums because a text about a fake bomb threat is somehow a bridge too far. Yea I'm a lolcow says the fucking shut-ins that are crying and finger pointing over a technical error. Carry on with the faggotry boys.

Welcome to the farms, Boomia.

 

[Fatrick 666]

Yes, there will be one tonight.

Do I get to respond? Or you know, what did that fag say above "legal issues" lol.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

His default pose is pointing to the temple of his head (where his divine intellect is stored).