DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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he is drunk off his ass or having a stroke now.

- can't understand star wars
- having moments in his rants where it sounds like he's just making sounds
- "lou" is a character in star wars apparently
- Re-Anne johnson did EP8
- keeps repeating himself but not like he usually does like a weird forced stutter but whole words or phrases like DSP OS got stuck on something and is trying to reroute.
- something about John Kerry!?
 
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Very very active, engaged chat
 
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So I really laughed when good lads spammed Spider Man No way home spoilers in Phil's chat. I just got home from the prepremiere of Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness. I'll post some spoilers behind a few spoilers if someone wants them, for whatever reason.

1. America Chavez is being hunted by Wanda because she wants her ability to travel through the multiverse to be with her kids. America Chavez flees to the dimension of "our" Dr. Strange and brings with her a dead version of Dr. Strange.
2. Dr. Strange decides to protect America Chavez and hides her at the Kamar-Taj.
3. America Chavez doesn't know how to travel through the multiverse, her portals open when she panics.
4. Wanda destroys the Kamar-Taj and kills a metric fuckton of those magical twats.
5. Before Wanda can kill America Chavez she out of panic opens one of her portals and escapes with Dr. Strange to another dimension.
6. We find out America Chavez has two mothers, and she killed both when a wasp stung her and she panic teleported her mothers away. Pretty funny imho.
7. They seek out that dimensions Sanctum, and find out Dr. Strange in that dimension died and the Sanctum is guarded by Mordo.
8. Mordo acts nice only to later drug Dr. Strange and America Chavez, they are taken to the Iluminati.
9. Iluminati members are;
Peggy Carter as Captain America, Monica Rambo as Ms. Marvel, Black Bolt, John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic and Patric Stewart as Charles Xavier.
10. The Iluminati decide what to do with Dr. Strange as their version used the Darkhold to kill Thanos, fucked with the universe and became corrupted.
11. Wanda uses something called Dreamtravel to possess any dimensions version of herself. She attacks and kills every single Iluminati member.
Black Bolt gets his mouth taken away, screams in panic and blows his own head off.
Mr. Fantastic gets torn apart.
Peggy Carter is literally cut in half by Wanda when she throws back her shield.
Ms. Marvel is flattened by a statue.
Charles Xavier gets his neck snapped.
12. Dr Strange and America Chavez try to eacape but Wanda catches up. She sends Dr. Strange to another dimension and takes America Chavez back to her own dimension to take her power to travel the multiverse.
13. Dr. Strange finds a corrupt version of himself, sporting a third eye and the Darkhold. He fights him, beats him and takes his Darkhold. He uses it to reanimate and possess the dead Dr. Strange left in his dimension to save America Chavez.
14. He manages to save America Chavez and tells her to use her powers she just needs to believe in herself. She does so and instantly masters her powers. Just believe in yourself m8.
15. America Chavez punches Wanda in a dimension where her kids see her as the monster she became, they panic and cry, Wanda is stunned by this and the Wanda from that dimension tells "our" Wanda that her kids are safe. No need to worry lass.
16. Wanda literally kills herself after this. She also destroys every Darkhold in every dimension.
17. Movie ends with "our" Dr. Strange growing a third eye.
 
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With his piss-poor performance at Elden Ring despite having played every FromSoft game, his complete inability to remember anything about Star Wars lore, begging for money on the internet from a bunch of sex pests, and looking up guides for the games he's too dumb to figure out, DSP's become the manifestation of the 'fake gamer girl/nerd' from the 2000s-2010s. It's actually kind of hilarious in that light.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
So I really laughed when good lads spammed Spider Man No way home spoilers in Phil's chat. I just got home from the prepremiere of Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness. I'll post some spoilers behind a few spoilers if someone wants them, for whatever reason.

1. America Chavez is being hunted by Wanda because she wants her ability to travel through the multiverse to be with her kids. America Chavez flees to the dimension of "our" Dr. Strange and brings with her a dead version of Dr. Strange.
2. Dr. Strange decides to protect America Chavez and hides her at the Kamar-Taj.
3. America Chavez doesn't know how to travel through the multiverse, her portals open when she panics.
4. Wanda destroys the Kamar-Taj and kills a metric fuckton of those magical twats.
5. Before Wanda can kill America Chavez she out of panic opens one of her portals and escapes with Dr. Strange to another dimension.
6. We find out America Chavez has two mothers, and she killed both when a wasp stung her and she panic teleported her mothers away. Pretty funny imho.
7. They seek out that dimensions Sanctum, and find out Dr. Strange in that dimension died and the Sanctum is guarded by Mordo.
8. Mordo acts nice only to later drug Dr. Strange and America Chavez, they are taken to the Iluminati.
9. Iluminati members are;
Peggy Carter as Captain America, Monica Rambo as Ms. Marvel, Black Bolt, John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic and Patric Stewart as Charles Xavier.
10. The Iluminati decide what to do with Dr. Strange as their version used the Darkhold to kill Thanos, fucked with the universe and became corrupted.
11. Wanda uses something called Dreamtravel to possess any dimensions version of herself. She attacks and kills every single Iluminati member.
Black Bolt gets his mouth taken away, screams in panic and blows his own head off.
Mr. Fantastic gets torn apart.
Peggy Carter is literally cut in half by Wanda when she throws back her shield.
Ms. Marvel is flattened by a statue.
Charles Xavier gets his neck snapped.
12. Dr Strange and America Chavez try to eacape but Wanda catches up. She sends Dr. Strange to another dimension and takes America Chavez back to her own dimension to take her power to travel the multiverse.
13. Dr. Strange finds a corrupt version of himself, sporting a third eye and the Darkhold. He fights him, beats him and takes his Darkhold. He uses it to reanimate and possess the dead Dr. Strange left in his dimension to save America Chavez.
14. He manages to save America Chavez and tells her to use her powers she just needs to believe in herself. She does so and instantly masters her powers. Just believe in yourself m8.
15. America Chavez punches Wanda in a dimension where her kids see her as the monster she became, they panic and cry, Wanda is stunned by this and the Wanda from that dimension tells "our" Wanda that her kids are safe. No need to worry lass.
16. Wanda literally kills herself after this. She also destroys every Darkhold in every dimension.
17. Movie ends with "our" Dr. Strange growing a third eye.
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um.............wow
 
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"Why no one's talking? There are 350 people here and no one's talking..."
"Isn't that weird? It says that we have 350 people here, but no one talking in chat... It doesn't make sense, right?"

Phil doesn't read KF, btw.

Edit: After a few minutes of saying that, he lost 140 viewers.
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Edit2: now he lost 160.
He went from 350 to 190. No buffering, it just plummeted.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
So I really laughed when good lads spammed Spider Man No way home spoilers in Phil's chat. I just got home from the prepremiere of Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness. I'll post some spoilers behind a few spoilers if someone wants them, for whatever reason.

1. America Chavez is being hunted by Wanda because she wants her ability to travel through the multiverse to be with her kids. America Chavez flees to the dimension of "our" Dr. Strange and brings with her a dead version of Dr. Strange.
2. Dr. Strange decides to protect America Chavez and hides her at the Kamar-Taj.
3. America Chavez doesn't know how to travel through the multiverse, her portals open when she panics.
4. Wanda destroys the Kamar-Taj and kills a metric fuckton of those magical twats.
5. Before Wanda can kill America Chavez she out of panic opens one of her portals and escapes with Dr. Strange to another dimension.
6. We find out America Chavez has two mothers, and she killed both when a wasp stung her and she panic teleported her mothers away. Pretty funny imho.
7. They seek out that dimensions Sanctum, and find out Dr. Strange in that dimension died and the Sanctum is guarded by Mordo.
8. Mordo acts nice only to later drug Dr. Strange and America Chavez, they are taken to the Iluminati.
9. Iluminati members are;
Peggy Carter as Captain America, Monica Rambo as Ms. Marvel, Black Bolt, John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic and Patric Stewart as Charles Xavier.
10. The Iluminati decide what to do with Dr. Strange as their version used the Darkhold to kill Thanos, fucked with the universe and became corrupted.
11. Wanda uses something called Dreamtravel to possess any dimensions version of herself. She attacks and kills every single Iluminati member.
Black Bolt gets his mouth taken away, screams in panic and blows his own head off.
Mr. Fantastic gets torn apart.
Peggy Carter is literally cut in half by Wanda when she throws back her shield.
Ms. Marvel is flattened by a statue.
Charles Xavier gets his neck snapped.
12. Dr Strange and America Chavez try to eacape but Wanda catches up. She sends Dr. Strange to another dimension and takes America Chavez back to her own dimension to take her power to travel the multiverse.
13. Dr. Strange finds a corrupt version of himself, sporting a third eye and the Darkhold. He fights him, beats him and takes his Darkhold. He uses it to reanimate and possess the dead Dr. Strange left in his dimension to save America Chavez.
14. He manages to save America Chavez and tells her to use her powers she just needs to believe in herself. She does so and instantly masters her powers. Just believe in yourself m8.
15. America Chavez punches Wanda in a dimension where her kids see her as the monster she became, they panic and cry, Wanda is stunned by this and the Wanda from that dimension tells "our" Wanda that her kids are safe. No need to worry lass.
16. Wanda literally kills herself after this. She also destroys every Darkhold in every dimension.
17. Movie ends with "our" Dr. Strange growing a third eye.
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i'm really sad the spoilers i read online weren't true. i don't give a fuck about marvel movies really, but i wanted to see Tom Cruise as an insane coked out Tony Stark.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
i'm really sad the spoilers i read online weren't true. i don't give a fuck about marvel movies really, but i wanted to see Tom Cruise as an insane coked out Tony Stark.
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Makes two of us mate, I was sure it would happen. Such a missed opportunity. I really enjoy Marvel movies, but this one was quite bad.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Makes two of us mate, I was sure it would happen. Such a missed opportunity. I really enjoy Marvel movies, but this one was quite bad.
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my personal opinion is marvel movies are so superficial and just shallow as can be. and if that's how they're gonna be then I want them to just start stuffing in as much bullshit as possible.

like I want the mad mad mad mad world of super hero movies, just every single character, no matter how small, played by a super actor. fuck it, just go all in.

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Cruise as Stark would have been awful.
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that's the point, I want just absolute maximum bullshit. we're not gonna get quality writing or character development, so just go all in on the insanity of it.
 
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