DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

So I really laughed when good lads spammed Spider Man No way home spoilers in Phil's chat.

Speaking of Spider-Man, I just imagined Phil and his viewbots are like Mysterio and his swarm of projector drones, beaming up Successful Streamer™ illusions on Youtube.

 

[bajagoogoo]

He finally admitted it. I love how confused he is that a part time retail worker has a schedule that's sporadic. If khet is fired that really says a lot about her considering it's a fucking retail job.

Also fuck you and your mother you lame brain piece of shit conspiracy theorist morons for getting into my personal life I rant about!

DSP babbling about his wife personal life when he had so little regard for her he brought her on stream just to prove he wasn't single knowing full well he was making her a target for his trolls.

 

[Sy Sperling]

What targets have to be met at a grocery store?

Usually stupid "make work" jobs like restocking shelves (in smaller stores), bringing items to the fronts of the shelves, pestering customers to see "if they need help finding everything".

t. worked in a mini-mart/gas station through college

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

What targets have to be met at a grocery store?

Depends completely on the manager. Some don't care, some will pressure you every second trying to get up the food chain or to get .50 raises.

I never understood why Kat was working in the first place. I doubt she enjoys it, she seems like the stay inside all day type.

And, as always, if Phil doesn't want to talk about personal matters, don't bring up YOUR WIFE every single day. If he cared about her at all, more than doing anything to not look like an incel nerd online, he never would have spoke about her again after the Halloween stream 43 months ago.

 

[Let's recap the situation]

He finally admitted it. I love how confused he is that a part time retail worker has a schedule that's sporadic. If khet is fired that really says a lot about her considering it's a fucking retail job.

Also fuck you and your mother you lame brain piece of shit conspiracy theorist morons for getting into my personal life I rant about!

Oh my god the head shake is back, is like a little kid.

I guess showing off your gf back in 2017 wasn't so great of an idea after all, can't wait for the next arc in this amazing tumultuous robust relationship.

 

[Muu]

Speaking of Spider-Man, I just imagined Phil and his viewbots are like Mysterio and his swarm of projector drones, beaming up Successful Streamer™ illusions on Youtube.

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Like Mysterio the world around him is a façade made by him but instead of high tech drones it's a low bit rate web cam.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why does she need a minimum wage job when Phil has dozens of dent heads (including trolls) paying him $140k+ a year to do nothing. He doesn't even pay taxes on it.

Second income dude.......that was his selling point.

A surefire way to lose a dead end minimum wage job is to call out once or twice a week consistently.

And a husband bashing the same 'menial workers' as useless on the internet.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So with Kat laid off, that means there's currently less money coming in to the Burnell household.
That means Phil will have to spend less money on useless crap like gacha and booze.
Right?

 

[Corpun]

So apparently one of the things Phil and his mature adult wife did on their mature adult days out was loiter at a mall and sniff fucking candles.

I shit you now he ranted about this in his new Phil's Day Off and he is upset retailers in his area stopped selling Yankee Candles.

Also now apparently he is super stressed out by cities and how many people are around him and is so glad be doesn't live in one. Odd considering he used to say Renton's proximity to Seattle was one of the reasons he liked the area.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

"Of course shitheads on the internet want to delve into our person lives. No, fuck you, you're not going to get any personal information from me. I'm not a dumbfuck."

Proceeds to provide detailed personal information.

This is what always gets me.
He goes no these long detailed rants about what he and Kat do on their day off or otherwise keeps bringing her up.
When someone asks if she’ll ever show up on screen “uhhh NO IDIOT she’s not a part of my content any more” then stop bringing her up in your content.

 

[Paladin Derich]

He has no one to blame but himself. The retarded manchild is hellbent on flaunting the fact that he has a wife to impress the dents. He made the same mistake with panda, and now its coming to a head with kat. Can't wait to see number three.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Second income dude.......that was his selling point.

This was phil running defence for kat so people would stop calling her a gold digger, that was obvious.

He spends more on mobile games than she makes in a week.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Rip 100% That's A Lie

 

[Iron Father]

Also now apparently he is super stressed out by cities and how many people are around him

Hermit hates being around people. More at 11.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Nobody would know kats name without
A. Phil immediately parading his new beard on stream after she moved in
B. Bankruptcy docs
Both easily avoidable but he just has to spend money like water and show detractors that hes a successful husbando. Sorry kat you married a fucking retard

 

[Crooked 16th]

Nobody would know kats name without
A. Phil immediately parading his new beard on stream after she moved in
B. Bankruptcy docs
Both easily avoidable but he just has to spend money like water and show detractors that hes a successful husbando. Sorry kat you married a fucking retard

Phil was always going to parade Kat out in front of his audience but more so he could make Leanna jealous.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

This isn't going to last, I'm sorry. It just isn't. The relationship might drag on as Kat won't even have a job to fund her escape but this isn't normal or healthy.

Did they share expenses? Kat seems like the type who would want to have money saved up for a rainy day and tell phil she earned less than she actually did.

Also Didn't Kat work at some make up store like Ulta or am I getting her confused with Leanne?

 

[But I Digress]

Phil was always going to parade Kat out in front of his audience but more so he could make Leanna jealous.

Which is laughable. Khet is a downgrade in ever respect.

Older
Far less attractive
No personality
Thin skinned
Hobosexual
Retail worker vs office drone

It's the equivalent of rocking up to an exotic car show in a Chevy Vega to make them jealous

 

[WolverineGuy22]

DSP getting a $1.49 tip from definitely not lyfcersoul and putting the tips goal to $1, next to $1.49 top tip is almost too on point.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Kat probably quit her job from being depressed as fuck. Phil definitely doesn’t even know what’s going on with her because he is a big part of the problem.

Don’t think this is me feeling sorry for her either lol.