Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

this a Southern thing to put Thousand Island on a Reuben instead of Russian dressing? But that aside this video is just another example that Mushbrain only cares about quantity

I don't think it's a regional thing. Thousand island and Russian are similar enough to where most Americans don't know the difference and don't care so it might be an availability thing or decision from the chef. Either way it's pretty lame thing to be upset about.

And if you'll forgive my hot take the best rubins cut the dressing and just go straight mustard.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Get you mutts.
Only $1400 per. Hahaha didn’t get papers for a “purebred”?? I fucking KNEW it the second I posted it right from jump street. They (Tranny) got completely hosed.
Have fun dealing with medium/large piles when she’s fully grown Jagoff

 

[Charlie Delicious]

New JOTG incoming.

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[Aunt Myrna]

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Get you mutts.
Only $1400 per. Hahaha didn’t get papers for a “purebred”?? I fucking KNEW it the second I posted it right from jump street. They (Tranny) got completely hosed.
Have fun dealing with medium/large piles when she’s fully grown Jagoff

Thank God she isn't pure bread. That wouldn't be KETO!

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Wait... Jack thought his black and white dog was a purebred beagle? Lol?

 

[EvilDroid64]

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Get you mutts.
Only $1400 per. Hahaha didn’t get papers for a “purebred”?? I fucking KNEW it the second I posted it right from jump street. They (Tranny) got completely hosed.
Have fun dealing with medium/large piles when she’s fully grown Jagoff

Didn't they say they got papers?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

New JOTG incoming.

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What the fuck does "family restaurant" and "chef driven restaurant" even mean?

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Hope is not a beagle, so I’m going to guess pretty big, and also obese. [Obj] [Obj]

He's so done with this dog already.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

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Get you mutts.
Only $1400 per. Hahaha didn’t get papers for a “purebred”?? I fucking KNEW it the second I posted it right from jump street. They (Tranny) got completely hosed.
Have fun dealing with medium/large piles when she’s fully grown Jagoff

Of course he refers to his pet as an “it”. Animal lover Jack kill your pet if it costs more than the initial investment Scalfani

 

[AnOminous]

Have fun dealing with medium/large piles when she’s fully grown Jagoff

Imagine these two fat retards telling people this animal is a beagle and they're looking back at these speds like nigga what the fuck you talking about? And the older the dog gets, the less she will look like a beagle. They literally got sold some pound mutt with no pedigree whatsoever for $1,400 from con artists. Stupid fucking rube hicks.

 

[ZipDisk]

That dog is 0% beagle.
Didn't Jack get his hand slapped for pimping JOTG in his reviews already?

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

The fact that HOPE is part collie (renowned for their energy, intelligence, as well as need for stimulation) and landed a home with the Scalfanis hits a tender spot. You deserve so much better, pup.

I have some speculation that once Jack is out of the picture, Tammy might seriously consider getting back into shape, and that's the only thing giving me HOPE in this situation. She was doing all right and had noticeable results with Profile. I suspect that if she were free from the wendigo, Jim Traynor might also become a nonfictional character.

Here's to HOPE.

 

[captkrisma]

What the fuck does "family restaurant" and "chef driven restaurant" even mean?

He probably used the presence of children in the restaurant to determine that it's a family restaurant.

That dog is 0% beagle.
Didn't Jack get his hand slapped for pimping JOTG in his reviews already?

On Yelp he does, as they don't like any of that shit on their platform. That's a Google review, and Google couldn't give two shits.

 

[ZipDisk]

Honestly it looks like a Purebred Border Collie. Maybe the breeder is exceptional.

Border Collies can end up with a nasty disposition if you don't raise them right. My Aunt had a rescue BC that tried to take my throat out when we were watching Star Trek: Voyager.
Poor thing had to be put down.

I wasn't even interacting with the dog, just sitting on the couch, watching trek, and BAM.

I consider myself lucky. Several years later I was working on a ranch with some actual working border collies, and those fuckers will tear a nose straight off a cow. Boss called it "Rockin' the snot locker"

We also had to keep all of the males separate, they'd go straight to murdering each other otherwise. I had to pull two apart once and it wasn't pretty.

Those dogs go for a FUCK TON of money.

Few years after that I had an Aussie that would herd me when I was drunk. She got cancer.

I've never bought a purebred; all my dogs have been rescues.

 

[thedingledongle]

Why the fuck does he have to say HOPE all capitalized every fucking time?

 

[Aaway]

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Get you mutts.
Only $1400 per. Hahaha didn’t get papers for a “purebred”?? I fucking KNEW it the second I posted it right from jump street. They (Tranny) got completely hosed.
Have fun dealing with medium/large piles when she’s fully grown Jagoff

so these retards buy a "purebred" beagle and didn't think twice when they weren't given any sort of paperwork confirming that they had in fact purchased a purebred beagle

it's truly impressive how stupid these people are

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Why the fuck does he have to say HOPE all capitalized every fucking time?

I don't know, I used to think he did the same with KETO because he thought it was an acronym, but now I think it's just mushbrain.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Why the fuck does he have to say HOPE all capitalized every fucking time?

Its probably engraved in all caps on the dogs tag, and smoothbrain jack types it how he sees it.

 

[Tiresome]

New JOTG incoming.

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I can't tell what's worse, calling your Italian restaurant "Meatballs" or the owner unironically saying to a CUSTOMER "Welcome to the Meatballs Family!"

 

[densedance]

"chef driven restaurant"

Jack you shithead, you would never step into a "chef driven restaurant" because you would instantly bitch about the prices.

 

[Whatthefuck]

New JOTG incoming.

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I'd like to offer that Gondola has been around for a while, like 30 years or so. It has always stayed in its lane. Gondola knows what it is and so do area residents. It's not bad, it's not good. it is what it is. I'm gagged that he's doing these "reviews" of well known establishments. Who is he targeting with this? What I really want to see is what this person, I assume the owner or a rep, has to say once they watch Jack in action.