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I wish this was real and I didn't have to photoshop it.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I wish this was real and I didn't have to photoshop it.
Sev07
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Jack met a snake while filming JACK ON GO SHOW. Considering he eats in a similar fashion to a snake, and he enjoys choking people, I'm not surprised they're kindred spirits.
GoodFattyDeadFatty
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Jack probably ate it, it is for the Jack on the go show after all.
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Is this a Southern thing to put Thousand Island on a Reuben instead of Russian dressing? But that aside this video is just another example that Mushbrain only cares about quantity.
You mean like this abomination?
Worked a place where there was this burger place not too far away where you could get a "steak" for like $5.00. The younger guys were all about it because it "wasn't that bad". They couldn't understand that that also meant it "wasn't that good". And for $5.00 you got a piece of beef that looked like it had been scraped off the bottom of a shoe. Or one of those $1.00 rib eye steaks Mushbrain got at Dollar Tree.
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The patio looks like shit, and they should put the ladder away. Working construction while your restaurant is open is a shithead thing to do. No one is going to enjoy their meal if they have to listen to you run a band saw.
Jack gets sticker shock; he thought this joint was gonna be cheap.
Once again, instead of walking out on the higher price, Jack sits down and eats.
The $13 burger looks like a walmart frozen puck burger dressed up in a brioche bun. It's $13 because sticking a knife through the burger makes it artisan!
The Rueben is pathetic, droopy, and sad.
Jack is speaking quietly; he wants to complain so bad. The place looks like a hospital cafeteria.
Jack whines about getting food cheaper elsewhere, even though he isn't. Those prices are pretty JOTG standard.
-RTC, Tammy got a wrap, but Jack didn't see the price, so he doesn't even show the wrap. This is another Jack Twofer. They always order at least 3 entrees.
The patio looks like shit, and they should put the ladder away. Working construction while your restaurant is open is a shithead thing to do. No one is going to enjoy their meal if they have to listen to you run a band saw.
Jack gets sticker shock; he thought this joint was gonna be cheap.
Once again, instead of walking out on the higher price, Jack sits down and eats.
The $13 burger looks like a walmart frozen puck burger dressed up in a brioche bun. It's $13 because sticking a knife through the burger makes it artisan!
The Rueben is pathetic, droopy, and sad.
Jack is speaking quietly; he wants to complain so bad. The place looks like a hospital cafeteria.
Jack whines about getting food cheaper elsewhere, even though he isn't. Those prices are pretty JOTG standard.
-RTC, Tammy got a wrap, but Jack didn't see the price, so he doesn't even show the wrap. This is another Jack Twofer. They always order at least 3 entrees.
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each new jack video is a gift because he gets closer and closer to just speaking like this now
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You don't understand, restaurants should instantly be able to know that the fat retard who waddled into their store would need a gallon of each condiment on their food to be able to taste shit.
I love how he's losing his shit over a 13 buck sandwich; it's a fucking restaurant and not a fast food or chain store Jack. Of course it's going to be pricier since there's more standards. It isn't the chef's fault you have bad tastebuds and aren't filled by a big burger and a fucking reuben meal.
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Tammy got a salad. They think the wrap might have been a better choice however.
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That was a pretty thick patty in that burger. It was kind of lopsided and possibly even made from ground beef on site, but I can't be sure. It's probably got 3 or 4 times the actual meat of a Wendy's burg.
I think boomers are just used to eating out being incredibly cheap, which was a weird thing to happen in the first place.
I think boomers are just used to eating out being incredibly cheap, which was a weird thing to happen in the first place.
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According to the site, their sandwiches come with either a salad or sweet potato fries.
It is also primarily a breakfast and brunch place, so I don't know why Jack decided to review lunch instead of their main meal.
Then again, 12 dollar Omelets would probably trigger another stroke in him.
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Okay I knew Garfield was lame but... what the fuck was that?
Meanwhile he's eaten sandwiches that were that price and didn't complain about them. Why? Maybe they were bigger but I think he just doesn't see quality and just sees quantity. For a $13 sandwich he needs it to be as big as his head.
The fact that he claimed a fucking Baconator at Wendy's to be a better burger shows his palate is that of a toddler.
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The fact that Jack got triggered over the wording on the side of a wall discredits his entire review. "Breakfast and Brunch? What does that even mean?"
Your opinion means nothing now. GG.
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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Aaway
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i see fatty's latest thing is strip mall italian restaurants. one look at their yelp page and the food indeed looks like the same microwaved slop you get at olive garden
interestingly enough, meatballs italian grill is in the same strip mall as cinco de mayo mexican restaurant which he "reviewed" last year
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Fat Jack must be really rumbled and insecure over being over 1/8th Arab and angy at us noting his obsession with mexican foods and BWW if he's committing to tarding about Italian food.
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Hope is not a beagle, so I’m going to guess pretty big, and also obese. [Obj] [Obj]
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Fucking Jack and his dried onion bullshit. You fucking START with the onions. Fresh. Chop them. Just chop them crudely, you won't be able to see them in the finished product anyway. Even this stroked-out gimp could do that. Or hey do an episode of some chink Slap-Chop ripoff.
He totally missed the boat on doing a show where he could demonstrate how to cope with a disability and review products that would, for instance, let him cut things one-handed. It would be relatable and the gimp-shield would make anyone making fun of him look pretty much like dicks.
I doubt she'll live long enough to get really fat. Madman Jack will choke her out at some point because he thought she was smoking weed.
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Not only did he ignore the disability angle, he missed the fat bastard trying to turn his life around angle.
If he focussed on that, he could have actually grown a solid audience.
If he focussed on that, he could have actually grown a solid audience.
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Not beagle sized. Stop trying to find props to boost your narcissism Jack.
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If one of Jack's approved facebook friend trolls is reading this, for the love of god please reply with: "Bigger than she should."