Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Apteryx Owenii]

Patty being just the very latest person to suddenly start worrying about extremely rich people buying information disinformation mediums now that it's elon musk instead of maintaining the "no such thing as free speech with private company" line

and god bless whoever shut down that autismo a couple pages ago, this thread moves fast enough without that shit. You get a cigarette for your service before you take your turn facing the wall like all jannies

 

[Ophelia]

So when a speaker of spanish calls someone
“a-maricon” they’re not just saying “American” in a fun way?

 

[Euro Mongo]

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Lol, "the OnA cult". Is he confusing them with the Order of the Nine Angles? Come to think of it, Pat's homemade pepperoni business is would be right up the alley of a Satanic Neo-Nazi terrorist cult... has anyone seen pepperonis with the O9A logo inscribed on them?

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is euphoric:



Is called out by someone who actually knows what he's talking about:



Thinks his nonsense is so good he decides to pin it:

 

[r00]

He should have stolen it verbatim. The original was mildly amusing because that guy stuck to the Dickensian language of Oliver Twist. Fat dropped the reference and it falls flat, like all of his “comedy.” He has a preternatural knack for being unfunny. Patty’s jokes are good at one thing: delivering the humor equivalent of a ruined orgasm. Probably another fetish of his.

Everything he touches turns to shit. It's really amazing how poor he is at his craft, but he clearly doesn't give a fuck about improving, so he sticks with writing everything in the same stilted voice that just sucks the funny out of everything. Its like his punchlines are intentionally written to be stumbled over.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I'd recommend Patrick look at the fediverse but I don't want it to become the fattyverse

 

[Teknorat]

Piggy is euphoric:

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Is called out by someone who actually knows what he's talking about:

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Thinks his nonsense is so good he decides to pin it:

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Patrick in favour of burning both scientific and religious books. I’m hardly surprised.

 

[Law]

Null was right that an OnA board would lead to endless lolsuits. They love doing that stuff. They once shut down a blood drive.

Does he really believe twitter is some ‘revolutionary force‘ emanating from the ‘grassroots soul of the people‘?

Oh, almost certainly.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Piggy is euphoric:

Author and comedian Pat caught stealing bits with no attribution yet again, it's a Ricky Gervais quote:

(@12m07s)

Pre 2016 Kempesh (Pat) used to be a big Gervais fan, until he started to offend his favorite porn fetish, the MaximusTiberius saga so to speak.

All of Pat mentions of Gervais: https://archive.fo/d2HAr

 

[Shaka Brah]

Wow, are all scifi authors retarded? That tweet is a subtweet of the Expanse authors being covidiots.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Piggy is euphoric:

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Is called out by someone who actually knows what he's talking about:

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Thinks his nonsense is so good he decides to pin it:

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I had to stop myself from getting mad and ranting about how dumb fatty's take here is because I realized it's no more stupid than almost everything else that he squeezes out.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Patrick in favour of burning both scientific and religious books. I’m hardly surprised.

If there are no longer any books, people can't make fun of him for not selling any.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Thinks his nonsense is so good he decides to pin it:

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He thinks he's so fucking clever. He thinks this quote alone will get him a job writing for Star Trek. Picture the look on his face as he wrote that, leaning back in his chair to drink from his 8th craft beer of the evening.

 

[AnOminous]

If there are no longer any books, people can't make fun of him for not selling any.

I think books by shitty idiots who think there's such a thing as a "plane of the eclectic" should be burned.

Also he's completely fucking wrong about the religion thing. Obviously you aren't going to have the same names, origin myths, etc. but even tribes isolated since before civilization come up with remarkably similar universal themes, as discussed most popularly by Joseph Campbell.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I think books by shitty idiots who think there's such a thing as a "plane of the eclectic" should be burned.

The Plane of the Eclectic is the part of hell that people like Patrick get sent to when they die.

 

[instythot]

Everything he touches turns to shit. It's really amazing how poor he is at his craft, but he clearly doesn't give a fuck about improving, so he sticks with writing everything in the same stilted voice that just sucks the funny out of everything. Its like his punchlines are intentionally written to be stumbled over.

If you think his humor writing is awful, you should check out his standup. Imagine that, but also with him trying to use the open mic audience as a non consensual therapist

Null was right that an OnA board would lead to endless lolsuits. They love doing that stuff. They once shut down a blood drive.

Oh, almost certainly.

Yeah, but we do our thing, they do theirs. I have a hard time passing value judgements on it when the worst they do over here is announcing "hey did you see what our guy just found on reddit?"

Wow, are all scifi authors retarded? That tweet is a subtweet of the Expanse authors being covidiots.

Since Vonnegut died? I'm pretty sure that would be yes

He thinks he's so fucking clever. He thinks this quote alone will get him a job writing for Star Trek. Picture the look on his face as he wrote that, leaning back in his chair to drink from his 8th craft beer of the evening.

He very well might with how retarded the new star trek series have been getting. He really just needs to go viral with a point a left wing moron could agree with and have it land in front of kurtzman. Time travel episode to send Stacy Abrams back in time to save the election for Hilary and immediately kick off star fleet anyone?

 

[Pickle Built]

Thinks his nonsense is so good he decides to pin it:


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[AnOminous]

If you think his humor writing is awful, you should check out his standup. Imagine that, but also with him trying to use the open mic audience as a non consensual therapist

The literal Anthony "A-Log" Logatto was funnier and less cringe.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

"Burn all religious literature. Outlaw any speech critical of the left wing media. Give special privileges to companies that promote government approved talking points. All thought must first be passed by SPLC censors."
Ah, good ol' "Moderate Conservative" Fatrick.

Also, I think he missed the cringe anti-Christianity redditisms by about 9 years. That he thinks this is at all relevant to modern discourse or the issues of the day proves his delusion.

 

[r00]

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He really does deserve his miserable life.