The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Elusive Earl]

Might be a cover-up. Hey @The Elusive Earl did you happen to recruit Sky in your right wing anti-Tran Ranch militia?

He hasn't answered my calls to do the needful. I think I might have to up the pressure.

 

[Oxyjen]

He hasn't answered my calls to do the needful. I think I might have to up the pressure.

Kidnap his dog oh wait

 

[AssignedEva]

Holy shit, so many thunks have been provoked by the recent cleanup.

I mean the Tranchers doing housework is incredibly out of character for them. Especially since the actually active ones will be tired and lazier than normal since they're "restoring" a house.

Possibly it's the belongings of the absconded field serfs, but even so it's strange.

 

[Oxyjen]

I mean the Tranchers doing housework is incredibly out of character for them. Especially since the actually active ones will be tired and lazier than normal since they're "restoring" a house.

Possibly it's the belongings of the absconded field serfs, but even so it's strange.

It is out of character. But in the interests of fairness here’s the mildest possible explanation I can think of: summer has just started, some annoying (female) residents have left and the guys have regular work and income and are feeling better after the shitshow of the last year.
So, some spring cleaning and more upbeat Twitter posting occurs.
Also, a trash mountain built up while penny’s truck was broken, so they can finally have a good clear out.

Unrelated edit:
Am I late to notice this or…?

 

[AprilRains]

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Is the white sedan with the crushed roof the car the dog died in? If so, it looks like a lot more happened than the dog being thrown out of the car.

Also, I don't recognize that building on the left. It doesn't look like the geodesic dome house. Does anyone know where this is? It's clearly somewhere on the Tranch, but I'm not sure where.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Also, I don't recognize that building on the left. It doesn't look like the geodesic dome house. Does anyone know where this is? It's clearly somewhere on the Tranch, but I'm not sure where.

Could be the Rape Shed or the add-on to the dome house. I'm looking for a full body orgasm house photo, will update when I find one.
Edit: it's the Rape Shed. The add-on has a completely different roof. Source: @Jump 's post at

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...ogue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-8558603

 

[The Final Troondown]

Hahaha what the fuck does this even mean? How are standard units of measurement harmful at all? They’re extremely useful in a huge variety of situations and basically make modern society possible. Was “Vikky” just triggered stepping on the scale that morning? Because even if there wasn’t a standardized pound or kilogram, everyone would still see your rolls dude.

It's so they can't be compared with other people (negatively because how the fuck else would you compare them)

in their ideal communist society nobody can say something like 'hey we harvested 10 tons of grain today and you only contributed 10grams of that wheeling about in your community funded mobility scooter, but you ate three times as much communal soup because of your HAES bullshit'

everyone's truth is what they say it is, and everyone gets to define it for themselves and nothing can be allowed to interfere with that
except the inevitable societal collapse

 

[Coccxys]

the white sedan with the crushed roof the car the dog died in? If so, it looks like a lot more happened than the dog being thrown out of the car.

Isn't it the one they rolled into a ditch because of Earl's late night tyre inflation scheme?

 

[Sneed Weed]

Sky had potential but just like Tony's son in Sopranos, turned into the biggest possible bitch he possibly could have with the worst character arc. Like wow why is he still retweeting the tranch and being involved at all after getting treated like a field nigga and getting dumped for a piece of horse-faced BPD ass. Sky if you're reading this, grow a pair for once man, do it for us Kiwis

 

[MissAnthropist]

It is out of character. But in the interests of fairness here’s the mildest possible explanation I can think of: summer has just started, some annoying (female) residents have left and the guys have regular work and income and are feeling better after the shitshow of the last year.
So, some spring cleaning and more upbeat Twitter posting occurs.
Also, a trash mountain built up while penny’s truck was broken, so they can finally have a good clear out.

Also, hasn't it been noted before that the Tranch is technically under an HOA that has a stated requirement of not letting trash and dead appliances pile up outside? HOAs are notoriously dickish about such things - maybe they got scolded or even fined.

I know

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's not just that they've turned the tranch into a barren wasteland, it's that they've also turned it into a fucking white trash paradise with their huge pile of shit that they can't be arsed to take to the landfill.

Look at this mountain of rubbish (apologies if I'm mistaken and the refuse heap is actually intended as charitable contributions to the Lakota):

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Theme song: In the Ghetto

What are those dark spots out on the moonscape?

Ground squirrel burrows?

 

[MissAnthropist]

What are those dark spots out on the moonscape?

Ground squirrel burrows?

Alpaca graves?

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Incompetence visible from space update: a sunny day in april 2022

While it looks uncannily like a satellite compositing artefact I assure you what you are looking at is in fact the exact land parcel of the Tranch. To give you a clearer idea of what you're looking at there, Earl has graciously allowed me to peruse the logs of his dedicated anti-tranch spy satellite:

Spoiler: These are from October 2020, recent enough to get an idea of the layout

What are those dark spots out on the moonscape?

I was wondering that myself. Given that they don't show up on satellite imagery predating Tranch ownership, their granular appearance and the fact that alpacas crap communally I'm going to guess alpaca dung piles. They too are visible from space and some are as big as the RV's.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The Romans wish they could've done to Carthage what the Tranchers have done to their property. The Tranch has gone beyond Mars and is rapidly approaching Venus in how inhospitable to life it is.

 

[Trout P]

Incompetence visible from space update: a sunny day in april 2022
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While it looks uncannily like a satellite compositing artefact I assure you what you are looking at is in fact the exact land parcel of the Tranch. To give you a clearer idea of what you're looking at there, Earl has graciously allowed me to peruse the logs of his dedicated anti-tranch spy satellite:

Spoiler: These are from October 2020, recent enough to get an idea of the layout

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I was wondering that myself. Given that they don't show up on satellite imagery predating Tranch ownership, their granular appearance and the fact that alpacas crap communally I'm going to guess alpaca dung piles. They too are visible from space and some are as big as the RV's.

Holy shit!
That's a lot of shit!
I also saw this when I was scrolling through their Twitter.
Everything is literally shit!

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Jen must feel like a child set loose in a candy shop.

 

[AGPinochet]

Everything is literally shit!

I don't think I've ever seen this photo before, there are literally fields of shit and their neglected animals are literally sitting in shit. There is so much fucking shit that even in an outdoor environment the animals still sit in it.
A bunch of insane fat eunuchs with guns that have either equally or even more insane associates live together on a blasted moonscape covered in garbage and shit and dotted with neglected animals. The Tranch is truly a wasteland, a real hell on earth.
Imagine being a field troon sleeping outside in a tent or RV in the shit covered shit fields, entirely subservient to the house troon royalty who have all the guns and do not sleep out in the literal shit fields. Imagine doing this for free.

You would think with all that fucking shit some grass would grow but no.
To think that Paul is actually thinking of taking back this shit covered moonscape.

 

[Miss Misery]

Holy shit!
That's a lot of shit!
I also saw this when I was scrolling through their Twitter.
Everything is literally shit!
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Those cria look so malnourished...

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Do we tell them about what fertilizer and grass seeds are?

 

[Squirrelcop]

The Romans wish they could've done to Carthage what the Tranchers have done to their property. The Tranch has gone beyond Mars and is rapidly approaching Venus in how inhospitable to life it is.

"Trannies fighting Earl on the moon" sounds like a John Waters movie come to life. Er, fuck it: This whole Tranch saga is a John Waters movie come to life, especially with the llama shit reveal.