Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Also on body ringworm, if you have jock itch and scratch there and then scratch another part of your body, it can transfer. Just in case you were wondering what’s probably living in Anna’s other folds and crevices. It’s hot in the south and jock itch happens. But most ppl don’t parade their fungi collection on the interwebs.
 
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No Thank You said:
Whatever the actual origin of the neck rash, at this point it’s a recurring issue for her, so I’m assuming whatever’s propagating it at this point has a life of its own. Just like her little dilated pore friend (he needs a name, by the way), she could probably “treat” it herself and tell herself it’s healed, but something like that probably needs the help of an actual doctor who can either close it up and keep the dead skin cells and sebum from re-accumulating in her little winky spot, or keep the fungus from proliferating on her neck. But we are heading into another hot, sweaty, Austin summer, which must be hell for Anna if she ever leaves air conditioning. It is entirely possible that Austin will reach over 100F degrees every day for 90 days in a row, and definitely just prepare for temps that high for most of 100 days straight if there’s a slight break in the heat at all.
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I'm like 98% certain that the thing on her leg is a varicose vein. It's also interesting that she appears to try to conceal it while filming.
 
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weaselhat said:
But most ppl don’t parade their fungi collection on the interwebs.
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True, but then most people don't get jock itch under their chins.

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The widest part of the ring is about the same shape as her main chin. I wonder if she's just fallen asleep/passed out with her head slumped forward and developed a pool of sweat under the multi-chins.
 
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True, but then most people don't get jock itch under their chins.

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The widest part of the ring is about the same shape as her main chin. I wonder if she's just fallen asleep/passed out with her head slumped forward and developed a pool of sweat under the multi-chins.
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That's my guess, because it does look fungal, which needs moisture and heat to develop. When she lies down to sleep, or is slumped on the couch, the crease around her neck deepens. Since she wears men's t-shirts a lot, the collar will absorb sweat, but it will also hold moisture there, too, because cotton takes forever to dry out (that's why cotton socks are a bad idea if you have recurring athlete's foot or toenail fungus, and cotton underwear will just make swamp crotch and jock itch worse),

In that case, to clear it up she needs to stop being so fucking fat. But since that's not going to happen, she needs a topical anti-fungal ointment, and to wear garments with open necklines.

It's not intertrigo, which happens in deep skinfolds, such as under the gunt or in the groin, but if she gets enough neckfat to form a permanent deep crease there that never dries out, that will be a possibility.

I also don't think it's an allergic reaction to the shitty synthetic clothes she wears because it's so localized to her collar. I'd expect it in her underarm area, across her belly—basically anywhere her skin has closest contact with the fabric—but that doesn't seem to be happening.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
She reposted her coachella rant now with MORE ranting:
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Many have said she wont move back to New York because it wont suport her weight, but in Anna's eyes New York is where she last had ACTUAL bookings, actual companies, etc. She does not seem to equate her enormous size to why those have left and seems to equate it to Texas itself. Also, doubt in anway she will think about her size and the place she moves.

There has also probably been a lot of HOA shit that she doesn't like. She had planned to do vids in that pool, well that obviously wasn't allowed. And other things as well were probably blocked or hindered by it.
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Anna moving to Manhattan at this weight would be extremely hazardous. The bedrock is being pushed to its extreme as it is with all the skyscrapers. With Anna’s added weight there is no way that the island wouldn’t sink back into the ocean.

As horrible as Anna relocating to NYC or Hoboken would be for the locals, I’d relish the entertainment. I would hope for a wakeup call when she realizes walking on foot is fatphobic.
 
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Trombonista said:
I actually think the shapewear made her look a little better. Just a little better, but even that helps.
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I thought so too at first but as someone pointed out, the lighting was changed between the first and second pic. The before picture seemed to be lighted from above and casting a gunt shadow. The after picture was lighted directly in front, making a gunt shadow impossible. I’m not a photographer though, so this is just a guess.
 
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Helena Handbasket said:
Are houses in that neighborhood really worth that much, or is she trying to get a "you can live where a celebrity YooTooober lived her best life!" premium on top of the regular price?
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Austins housing market is ridiculous. The median home price in Austin is like 650k. Its priced similar to like Seattle or Chicago when I checked last, any of those old major metro areas but because it's a 'young' city, outside of certain areas like downtown or certain streets and neighborhoods, it's basically just a typical mid-sized city. It does have a lot of nice parks and nature though. I grew up in north Austin and my dad sold out just before the pandemic (to a private buyer's first offer because he's a boomer and conservative -- he then bought an Anna tier mcmansion, overpriced because 'They actually put it on discount, so its a better deal! Its BIG!') and got like 500k for a 3-2, and now houses in that neighborhood go for 750k and typically have bidding wars and still only stay on the market on average like 20 days. However that neighborhood was nice and has become 'central' if you work anywhere in the tech world. Even in 2014 people were buying in central Austin renovating houses to turn their garages into studio apartments to rent out. I read online some dude saying he moved to NYC because renting an apartment was priced similar, although I think he was trying to rent close to downtown. I think she lives closer to Cedar Park, or she used to, someone mapped out her apartment.

I dont think shes moving because of dad or feeling embarrassed, not fitting in, I think she moved back to Austin thinking she would have the life she did at Sprinklr and have friends and an active social life, but she came back after Austin had already drastically changed from even 2010's era. At one point in the early 2010s I remember one summer reading an article about 120 people moving to Austin per day and thats when Austin's housing market kicked off. So she couldnt get back into the areas she used to be and now is living further out closer to the suburbs where its inconvenient to do anything 'Austin' and people dont really want to drive that far out because Austin's traffic is terrible and the urban planning sucks, so she cant have the 'influencer city life'.

Shes lucky she's in Austin because I dont know how the market instability is gonna affect buying and selling housing, but imo when a city 'makes it' the housing market is kind of permanently insane.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
Looks like it was chub rub?
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Cause we all know she did not seek anyone medical.
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It's def not "chub rub" as she's breaking out in these "rashes" constantly. She had her face swell up after flying the other year and she's had this rash come and go around her neck before, although we haven't seen it to this degree. I'm not a dermatologist and lord knows we have our share on the Farms so I'm sure more sperging will follow but it's def not just chub rub, which implies healthy non diseased skin that is just chafed and raw from friction.

She's a 500lb sweaty mess with myriad health issues. For all we know she's got more serious stuff going on hence her panic about the doc's visit the other month.
 
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