Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[whore loving dragon]

I am sickened by their vacation photos.

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Homeless street shitters are not pooping in public just so tourist assholes like Patrick S. Tomlinson and Niki Robinson can get humblebrag selfies. “We’re cultured, we travel domestic and expose ourselves to diverse cultures!” Yeah, and to diverse airborne gastrointestinal diseases.

As for religion, Fat Rick regurgitating tired online atheist tropes as if they’re mic drop “oh shit” moments is shredding my sides. I’m surprised he didn’t conclude that pinned tweet with “CASE CLASED!!!” You know, because this “really good at it” “author” makes multiple basic spelling and grammar errors every day.

You can tell Fat knows literally nothing about specific religions. I’d love to bump into him IRL and ask him if he knows that the Oral Torah wasn’t transcribed at all until 188 CE, after nearly 2000 years of purely oral transmission from fathers to sons and rabbis to students. There is no practical way to extinguish a religion with literally millennia of oral law and tradition that continues to this day, dipshit. (Short of killing every Jew on the planet, which his cringe standup routine suggests he’d like to.)

But I have a feeling Fat knows less than nothing about Abrahamic religions, their respective origins or histories. He just cribbed some quotes from atheism forums 20 years ago and has been copying and pasting them ever since. I know multiple guys who frequented those forums for years as staunch atheists — forums that were dominated by morons like Fat. It made them wonder if they could possibly share a world view with such massive fucktards. That started them digging deeper and eventually developing religious beliefs. I do not share their specific respective faiths but we do enjoy making fun of wannabe edgelord atheists like Patty.

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His political tribe is functionally very similar to a religion, and religions are jealous things. That's why he hates traditional religions so much. Just substitute ancient prophets and thaumaturges for modern journalists and influencers.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Boomia I know that your fat slob son probably reminds you of Fatrick but please don’t beat him, child abuse is never funny.

Come on .... NEVER funny?

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

My theory is:

Patrick eats dog food

 

[Law]

My theory is:

Patrick eats dog food

Well, it IS cheap, calorically dense, can be purchased in bulk, and probably suits the Midwestern palette.

 

[instythot]

Well we didn't lose Ursula K. LeGuin until 2018.
After that though? Yeah, RIP.

I tried reading William Gibson as a teenager with "Pattern Recognition", couldn't get through it, but really loved his books once I was older and tried them again.
Sadly I was already an adult once I tried reading "Snow Crash" and nothing has ever made me angrier than the name Hiro Protagonist.
And now, to stay on topic, Patrick probably hates Neal Stephenson because he wishes that he thought of the pizza mafia first. Because as a fat man he loves pizza, and as a twitter addict who is constantly embroiled in slapfights he wishes he could use mafia tactics to get his enemies to shut up.

I really should re-read Gibson at some point. The only thing that ever stuck with me was one of the background plots from Virtual Light that was way more interesting to me than the main plot at the time, and I thought he should have done the entire book on how you can make new icons of faith in a situation where science has laid the workings of the world bare

I am now chuckling to myself imagining someone trying to come up with reasons to re-read Tomlinson in a decade or two and just sighing and shaking their head

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

My theory is:

Patrick eats dog food

What a coincidence, I have a similar theory:
No matter what Patrick eats, he eats far too much of it.

 

[Cactuar King]

And as usual he can't explain why the expert in his field is wrong. I bet he was the kind of guy who refused to show his work in school (not that it ever would have been right, he'd jump to wildly incorrect answers and just never explain the logic).

 

[Broadside]

Piggy is euphoric:

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This is a man who clearly hasn't read Dune

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

He didn’t say no. Found on Reddit /all

 

[NotFatChild]

This is why to re-read things that really impressed you earlier in your life. You'll suddenly notice wait, I thought this book was about this but instead it was about this! Or sometimes you'll just realize it really sucked and you had horrible taste because you were a retarded CHIIIIIILD. You know, like Piers Anthony. Anyone else remember suddenly realizing Piers Anthony was not just a horrible writer but a disgusting pervert too?

Does anyone even like this guy's writing though? It's astoundingly bad. It's like if you made a Bulwer-Lytton contest but it was just for really pathetic, incomprehensible SF. Does he even have an unironic fandom? I bet he does. Even absolutely dreadful writers do.

Anyway if you find it, you will probably need a microscope of some sort, please back it up before the idiots who humiliated themselves by stanning this absolute retard delete everything.

He has to have a fandom because he's still putting out xanth books.

Last I checked there were over 40 of them, and that's just one of his series.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Well, it IS cheap, calorically dense, can be purchased in bulk, and probably suits the Midwestern palette.

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

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This is a man who clearly hasn't read Dune

If you took away every piece of scientific material, religious text, and forbade everything else except for Pat's books, society would become illiterate and fat. This is known, child.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

I don't remember who to give credit to for this one
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Holy shit nigga lmao

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My theory is:

Patrick eats dog food

Fact check: Any food eaten by a pigdog is either pig food or dog food.

Verdict: TRUE.

 

[JustStopDude]

In regards to Patrick's big brain takes on science and religion, I have to wonder if he understand how the "Big Bang" theory came about and why the name it was give was meant to be an insult to the Jesuit priest astronomers who developed the theory.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

It’s the typical socially autistic fedora “reason and logic” crap which all the faggots got from 2008 reading the god delusion and watching Hitchens on YouTube.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

He still tweets the way people did when twitter first came out. When everyone thought they were a comedian and they could air out their hilarious thoughts

and his cringe Internet militant atheism rhetoric also seems stuck in the past by over a decade, almost as if something happened around that time that left him emotionally stunted and psychologically devastated

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

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Now we have him dead to rights. He openly admits to eating dog food!

What a nigger!

Holy shit nigga lmao

The fact that my post wasn't highlighted is evidence that someone is racist towards me. Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson fingered my buttocks in Canada in November of 1997, and he called it "The Montreal Screwjob". He was calling me "Bret" for some reason. My name is DeMarcus.

 

[Law]

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OH WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK! I was joking!

In regards to Patrick's big brain takes on science and religion, I have to wonder if he understand how the "Big Bang" theory came about and why the name it was give was meant to be an insult to the Jesuit priest astronomers who developed the theory.

He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out what Gregor Mendel's day job was.

 

[Uncle Ted]

I was mailing some packages in the inner city of Milwaulkee when I heard a scream that made my blood run cold. I looked down an alleyway and saw a young african-american boy being pulled into a van by what seemed to be a government experiment in hybridizing men and pigs. Upon closer inspection, it was just an incredibly fat and piglike man. The african-american boy was screaming for dear life, but I was paralyzed with fear. The pig-man managed to pull the young boy into the van and began to smother his shouts with his monstrous and pendulous bitchtits. The pig-man met my eyes and fatly slobbered "This did noT happen, aTalker!". He drove off, but the smell remained. That horrifying smell stays with me to this day. The smell of pepperoni. I have never seen that african-american child since, please pray for him and pray that the pig-man one day faces justice.