DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Well we might as well make a night of it and invite some more internet tough guys to fight. I suggest we invite Tonka back from whatever hole he got his wheelchair stuck in. Against DSP he might actually win. Anyone got any more suggestions?
Keemstar & Tipster on commentary

>Amber Reid vs Eugenia Cooney opener (think Mysterio vs Khali)

>Nikocado vs Wings vs JoeyFoodTour (Obesity Chamionship Triple Threat) (ends in no contest due to ring collapse, they make up and it transitions into a mukbang segment)

>Cyrax vs rapping on beat (skit, about 30 sec, ends in failure)

>Chris Chan promo, interrupted by a guy in a pickle suit with a steel chair, ends with Chris being escorted back to prison by security

>Onision vs age of consent (age of consent wins by count out)

>Ethan Ralph promo vs Metokur (who is audio only on the titantron), half the promo doesn't get aired due to racial slurs

> Warski vs Tonka in a wheelchair match rematch for the Bloodsport championship, Tonka doesn't pass the drug test and can't compete.

> Doug Walker vs Moviebob in a pop culture reference battle Royale (Doug Walker wins by submission)

> Tips, Subs & Cheers Match - Perry vs DSP (Perry wins, DSP claims he's actually won by way of semantics).
 
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Don't forget the best part! If you are a member you can report a membership and "Rewards aren't good enough" is a valid reason to report. Same for when you cancel a membership, if you do it on mobile you get a window asking why you did it and again, "Rewards aren't good enough" is an option. If da trollz get memberships gifted to them they can potentially do a lot of damage.
Yep I know about that but the only thing it does is sharing the feedback with the channel, it's not really a report-like feature. It just let's the channel know why you decided to cancel
 
You know what really bugs me? How uncreative DSP's "fans" are.
That guy buying the viewbots should be having some fun with it. Ramp him up to like 10K viewers and watch him go into clown mode overdrive. Then pull the rug out from under him.

"Ten thousand viewers and the chat is barely moving. Well, it is what it is."
 
Keemstar & Tipster on commentary

>Amber Reid vs Eugenia Cooney opener

>Nikocado vs Wings vs JoeyFoodTour (Obesity Chamionship Triple Threat) (ends in no contest due to ring collapse, they make up and it transitions into a mukbang segment)

>Cyrax vs rapping on beat (skit, about 30 sec, ends in failure)

>Chris Chan promo, interrupted by a guy in a pickle suit with a steel chair, ends with Chris being escorted back to prison by security

>Onision vs age of consent (age of consent wins by count out)

>Ethan Ralph promo vs Metokur (who is audio only on the titantron), half the promo doesn't get aired due to racial slurs

> Warski vs Tonka in a wheelchair match rematch for the Bloodsport championship, Tonka doesn't pass the drug test and can't compete.

> Doug Walker vs Moviebob in a pop culture reference battle Royale (Doug Walker wins by submission)

> Tips, Subs & Cheers Match - Perry vs DSP (Perry wins, DSP claims he's actually won by way of semantics).

Jaha runs in and smacks DSP, causing him to cry and run away. DSP later cuts a promo saying that he wasn't crying, and that Jaha broke the law and that he would sue Jaha, but he needs your support to do it.
 
I wasn't old enough to buy games back in those times but I thought around the N64 and SNES era, they were standardized at 50/each with some games being ridiculous like Earthbound being 80 or some shit. The only time games varied wildly in price was during the Atari days or early PC gaming days where people set their own prices rather than having an MSRP to follow.

I don't remember the normal price of an NES game, Zelda 2 sticks in my head cause it was the first game I bought (with my dad's help) so I remember it being a bit more expensive than a game like Ice Hockey. I do remember that yes in the SNES/Genesis era game prices normalized...for the most part with only some games being marked up.

I seem to recall the excuse that games like Earthbound, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 3 (6) being higher priced cause it uses some new technology to save you progress yadda yadda yadda marketing.

you ofc had stores like Crazy Eddie, the Wiz and PC Richards who would jack up the price of a hot new release.

I couldn't find it anywhere, even china town in NYC didn't have any. walked into a PC richards and just asked. they had a wall of them marked up $50 and the games marked up $20

His new profile pic is terrible

wow thats amazing, the "white hair" that was on his left of the goatee that TOTALLY wasn't him being such a fucking waste of a sperm and an egg that at the time being 39 he can't shave correctly or admit he messed up shaving magically got it's pigment back.

phil has learned to spot reverse aging.

Also, since phil totally doesn't read the farms and has never changed his overlay in response to comments made here, what the fuck happened to the wall below the youtube button?

It looks like he tried to hang something, drilled 3 holes or hammed in 3 nails then used glossy paint to cover it on a matte wall. Why is it cracking? Did mr blue color not know how to spackle? yes this is ai upscaled (I think?!) but it's even worse in the non upscaled one.

the snort fort HAS TO BE a disaster. the rest, as a old man who like pizza rolls, fucking his cat and kidnapping hookers once said "what's wrong with your face".

Is that a shocked look? imitating a fleshlight? confused mental patient on a security camera? where are his teeth it's like bizzaro boogie react!? why is he pucker up? Who cares about the youtube button when you got it god knows how long ago and your channel stagnated? Is this his midlife crisis?

He's like that really weird relative who always has some weird con going on but either is about 5 to 10 years too late on the popularity of the idea, has no idea what they are doing and/or has zero self-awareness of how stupid they look.
 
I strongly believe Phil is a huge minge in real life. I believe his persona only exists because he can hide behide his chest high gated community wall. As such I would find it great to be able to watch a clip of him getting punched everytime he insults random people from the safety of his little camera.
Wasn't there one of the FGC who confronted Phil to pay up 10 bucks for a money match that was stopped due to a tournament match? He said they taped it but it got lost. From the sound of it Phil is really a very timid person who simpyl gives in when you confront him openly. Kind of feels like his playstyle in fighting games: confront him, push him to the wall and he crumbles because he can't "pattern-play"
 
Well we might as well make a night of it and invite some more internet tough guys to fight. I suggest we invite Tonka back from whatever hole he got his wheelchair stuck in. Against DSP he might actually win. Anyone got any more suggestions?
tonka would be subjugated into paying phil's bills, come on now
 
Since tonight is friday night fights and I happened to come across this in the Guilty Gear subreddit, I couldn't help myself to make it more DSP-ish


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