DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Prophet Gaming]

Phil just admitted to having super slow internet.... Said it would take him tonight and tomorrow morning to download WWE 2K22...

Its a 47GB file, it would take me 4.2 minutes to download on my 1.5Gbps line.

Now we know where all the lag comes from.

 

[snort inquisition]

"i don't wanna drop street fighter guys it brings me back to the good old days playing the game in arcades" okay but no one wants to pay you for it or watch you play it, so do it off stream dipshit lmao

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil just admitted to having super slow internet.... Said it would take him tonight and tomorrow morning to download WWE 2K22...

Its a 47GB file, it would take me 4.2 minutes to download on my 1.5Gbps line.

Now we know where all the lag comes from.

I have around what Phil has 300 to 400 mbs down and it takes me anywhere from 30 to an hour to download a 50gb game. He will just keep pushing off WWE for as long as he can.

 

[capefear56]

Wtf is this shit? He actually took this picture, looked at it and thought "that would look great as my profile pic!"

Literally no one can convince me he's not on the spectrum. A normal person would not be comfortable with this as their profile picture.

 

[MAWBD]

"i don't wanna drop street fighter guys it brings me back to the good old days playing the game in arcades" okay but no one wants to pay you for it or watch you play it, so do it off stream dipshit lmao

Jaxx Raxor would disagree. Pigroach is milking it until the JaxxWell goes dry.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I mean rekieta is a lowkey lolcow himself, he's drunk on stream most of the time and lives off 20$ superchats in to answer dumb questions vaguely.

Rekieta is just a far better grifter than Phil is.

 

[DrunkTaco]

I have around what Phil has 300 to 400 mbs down and it takes me anywhere from 30 to an hour to download a 50gb game. He will just keep pushing off WWE for as long as he can.

"Uh my harddrive is full, stupid Sony, I need all these games for my ongoing playthroughs dood, nothing I could do."

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil just admitted to having super slow internet.... Said it would take him tonight and tomorrow morning to download WWE 2K22...

Its a 47GB file, it would take me 4.2 minutes to download on my 1.5Gbps line.

Now we know where all the lag comes from.

How is his BUSINESS internet that bad? I have low-income Spectrum Internet for dentheads, "Walmart Internet" as Phil would put it, and download 50GB in a few minutes.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil just admitted to having super slow internet.... Said it would take him tonight and tomorrow morning to download WWE 2K22...

Its a 47GB file, it would take me 4.2 minutes to download on my 1.5Gbps line.

Now we know where all the lag comes from.

Don’t read that much into it, he just used a convenient excuse to delay playing that game as much as possible.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

If you mean the thing on the right over his left shoulder, I don't believe that's a youtube button. Looks more like a monitor to be honest. Though if it were a button, it would not be his Level 1 button since he has over 5 million subscribers.

I didn't realize there was a monitor over Keem's shoulder lol, I was referencing the man himself triggering Phil's need to "prove" he is still "relevant."

 

[capefear56]

WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU WANT TO PLAY, DAVE????

TREAT THIS LIKE A FUCKING JOB! YOU'RE AN ENTERTAINER!

WHY AM I SHOUTING?

 

[Tears for T]

Screw Elden Ring, I want the piggy to play WWE 2K22!

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU WANT TO PLAY, DAVE????

TREAT THIS LIKE A FUCKING JOB! YOU'RE AN ENTERTAINER!

WHY AM I SHOUTING?

He loves these segments where the viewers have to help him pick a game to play. Its a total power trip for him to see the chat light up with ideas he gets to flap his gums and eventually shoot down. CEO Phil holding a board meeting with his Vice Presi-Dents (board is spelled like B-O-R-E-D)

 

[PieceofShet]

Screw Elden Ring, I want the piggy to play WWE 2K22!

On stream. You wanna play him WWE on stream.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

It's mind-boggling how all these "changes" were brought on because philburt was hurt when he found out he was still on level 1 lmfaoo.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Pig ups @JeffDidNot

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It’s gonna be fun hearing Phil’s reaction to all the texts Kat receives today

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"i don't wanna drop street fighter guys it brings me back to the good old days playing the game in arcades" okay but no one wants to pay you for it or watch you play it, so do it off stream dipshit lmao

KoF15 gave us so much promise because he tried to play a game with actual combos like it was SuperTurbo Grab Takes Half Your Healthbar. He could have actually got better if he continued to play it till this day.

Surely cannot wait for the next collection that includes Darkstalkers where he just plays Street Fighter only!

 

[Tears for T]

Oh you! The timing *chef's kiss*

 

[capefear56]

He's completely cut himself off from certain genres of games because he personally doesn't want to play them. Even though he acknowledges that games like Divinity 2, League of Legends, Total War, Overwatch, Rainbow Six: Siege, Hearthstone, MTG: Arena, Rimworld, Space Engineers, etc, et-fucking-cetra are all incredibly popular. He has all of these games to choose from, yet he's willingly sticking to his corner of generic linear singleplayer shooters, ARPGs and platformers, because it's what's comfortable for him.

Why? He doesn't want to have his ego challenged by anything even remotely competitive or cerebral, because as I've said before, his ego is more important than money is to him. Money is the vehicle through which he either inflates his ego, or avoids the reality of his situation. He will consciously avoid or abandon anything that directly challenges his ego, even if it makes him a lot of money because the money is ultimately counterproductive if he's being made to look like an idiot every stream.