"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Miller]

Nice show

Also have this:

 

[Dick Pooman]

Fahrenheit by Dior is really great and my recommendation for a replacement. It's the only thing I've ever worn where people ask me what it is.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

I know I shouldn't be surprised that one of Josh's favorite songs is a song about anal prolapse, but yet it still surprises me. While we're on the topic of weird songs, check out this one:

It's surprisingly a banger. I wonder if anyone else remembers it...

 

[Vingle]

Sauvage is some basic ass bitch cologne, Josh. I am disappointed.
Atleast get some Spicebomb in your life.

I'd personally recommend Side Effect since it's one of my favorites. Warm, boozy, sexy. Could about murder a man wearing that.
But since I don't want to overwhelm you with an endless list of stuff to try - Layton is also nice.

Spicebomb must be even more basic, because it's cheaper. And please, Layton is something perfume reviewers talk about in almost every fucking top tier list. Plus it's expensive as fuck. It is going to affect us if dear leader is getting ruined by bougie perfumes.

Try Club de nuit by Armaf, it is a dupe (clone) of Aventus Creed, which is a bougie ass perfume not worth the sky high price.
Versace Eros is good too, even though people in the fragrance community like to bash on it for being a mainstream clubbing scent. Which I have yet to experience, so it is just as usual autists circlejerking over something that has little to no relevancy IRL.

Stick to the Eau de Parfum or parfum concentrations. Eau de toilette is more in your face scents, so less classy.

fragrantica.com is a good database to check up on scents @Null

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

he was incel for so long that the desperation made him go prison gay and turn to catboys

For Nick, I'm caught between this one and @3322 's suggestion. Both scenarios are very real.

Promised Lowtax stream when?

He might be saving it for Halloween, since Lowtax counts as a post-mortem. As much as I'm looking forward to a really well-made person stream, it would be worth it to wait until Halloween for that one, IMO. It would be cool to get another person stream while we wait though, just saying.

We've gone way too long without a fat bitch person stream, and Chantal is getting boring and tedious enough to think about dethroning with someone like Anna O'Brien. @GenociderSyo would likely be the best resource for that stream, BTW Josh, since you refuse to do a Nickacado stream.

 

[GenociderSyo]

We've gone way too long without a fat bitch person stream, and Chantal is getting boring and tedious enough to think about dethroning with someone like Anna O'Brien. @GenociderSyo would likely be the best resource for that stream, BTW Josh, since you refuse to do a Nickacado stream.

Anna does tend to be an endless fount of insanity. If you do choose to feature her I can scrounge up the summary post I did a few months ago which deep dives into what was known of her at the time.

 

[Oughtism]

High-energy null is best null.

 

[waffle]

Null I hope you aren't one of those people who leave a cologne trail behind like some kind of wop.

Ralph probably does, because somebody told him once wearing a lot was a status symbol.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Spicebomb must be even more basic, because it's cheaper. And please, Layton is something perfume reviewers talk about in almost every fucking top tier list. Plus it's expensive as fuck. It is going to affect us if dear leader is getting ruined by bougie perfumes.

Try Club de nuit by Armaf, it is a dupe (clone) of Aventus Creed, which is a bougie ass perfume not worth the sky high price.
Versace Eros is good too, even though people in the fragrance community like to bash on it for being a mainstream clubbing scent. Which I have yet to experience, so it is just as usual autists circlejerking over something that has little to no relevancy IRL.

Stick to the Eau de Parfum or parfum concentrations. Eau de toilette is more in your face scents, so less classy.

fragrantica.com is a good database to check up on scents @Null

Okay, Jeremy Fragrance.
I joke, fren.
I was only trying to go as basic as possible. This perfume faggotry can run deep af. God knows I'm at the bottom of the Mariana trench at this point.
If I were to give valuable advice I'd say never buy a full bottle before getting a sample and testing it beforehand for a day or two, not even if you go to a store and spray some on yourself. A smeller might like the opening notes and despise the tail end of it. Perhaps the weartime is important to you? Anything heavily citrusy tends to disappear right quick, the woody ones stick around much longer.
Perfume is not a cheap hobby. There are plenty of sample selling sites nowadays that have saved me a literal fuckton of money at this point.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

We've gone way too long without a fat bitch person stream, and Chantal is getting boring and tedious enough to think about dethroning with someone like Anna O'Brien.

Anna is fun, but consider also Corissa and J and their house of deathfat horror with bonus puppy neglect.

 

[Null]

Perfume is not a cheap hobby. There are plenty of sample selling sites nowadays that have saved me a literal fuckton of money at this point.

Is there a good euro one?

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Anna is fun, but consider also Corissa and J and their house of deathfat horror with bonus puppy neglect.

Why not both at once!

Is there a good euro one?

I'll actually email you on that one.

 

[DumbDude42]

perfume is for women and faggots
real men smell of gasoline and motor oil

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Like that episode of Family Guy where the mere presence of Andy Dick is enough to terminally sink the reputation of Quahog's hottest nightspot, Ethan Ralph will irreparably soil the prestige of any brand that he associates with. There is absolutely nothing that anyone can do about it beyond pricing their wares above his 5ft1 financial reach.

The chance discovery that one wears the same cologne that the Gunt uses to conceal his miasma, is horrifying beyond linguistic description. Even interpretive dance could not fully express the revulsion that one would be compelled to live with following such a revelation. It leaves a festering wound upon the psychic several degrees more dreadful than what you might sustain from being on the receiving end of a microaggression, or from someone getting your pronouns wrong, or even from being stare raped on the London Underground. It's like you innocently laid your head down on a soft bed of moss, in a sylvan glade, and awoke to discover that a grotesque forest pig, marred by weeping tumours and enraged by a pair of anal tusks that it had erroneously grown, had marked you with its appalling scent.

What loving god would suffer a world where such a thing could happen?

 

[Null]

perfume is for women and faggots
real men smell of gasoline and motor oil

currently I smell of gunt

 

[Cyanide]

as a person with a sensitive nose, everyone smells like assholes.

...or whatever they drunkenly ate at the bar/parking lot/under the fupa which isn't food.

 

[Wodanaz]

that laugh he does when he reads the tweet about georgia and hawaii... lol

 

[Jobama]

“People I almost respect keep bringing on pedophiles” you were talking about Destiny and Mr Girl weren’t you?

 

[Big Mommy]

Uploaded the Walls Fall Out music video so people can enjoy it in its full glory.

Odysee

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Please be careful about citrus and pine scents, or women like me who get a whiff of you in public will giggle and gossip on the spot about how much you smell like a public bathroom. I've had conversations with total strangers IRL that were sparked over how bad someone's cologne or perfume was and how glad we were to be out of their miasmic cloud's AOE. There are decent woodsy scents to turn to without resorting to pine if you feel a need to smell like the great outdoors, and I recommend something blended with a spice or two.