"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[SuzukiToyota]

bout citrus and pine scents, o

Sauvage is some basic ass bitch cologne, Josh. I am disappointed.
Atleast get some Spicebomb in your life.

I'd personally recommend Side Effect since it's one of my favorites. Warm, boozy, sexy. Could about murder a man wearing that.
But since I don't want to overwhelm you with an endless list of stuff to try - Layton is also nice.

Go straight for the Niche expensive perfumes! most normal everyday people really struggle with that stuff. although Layton does have universal appeal it seems. Sauvage does suck these days but there's so much other good stuff at that price range and cheaper. Spicebomb is a good one. Azzaro Wanted by night and most wanted. YSL Bleu Electrique,

Comedy option, YSL Kouros.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Spicebomb is a good one. Azzaro Wanted by night and most wanted. YSL Bleu Electrique,

Comedy option, YSL Kouros.

Lawd, yes, mah nigga.
But come on, noone'd struggle with Side Effect. As much as they wouldn't struggle with Maison Margiela's Jazz Club or By The Fire Place.

There are decent woodsy scents to turn to without resorting to pine if you feel a need to smell like the great outdoors, and I recommend something blended with a spice or two.

Name some.
Obviously not saying that there aren't. But name some of your own favorites. I'd be very interested to hear for my own interest.

 

[Vingle]

YSL Bleu Electrique,

Oh yes, forgot to mention this one. I got it at X-mas and the women in my family liked it, so I guess it's a hit.

Name some.

Burberry London, the one for men. Smells heavenly, but it's not a strong one.
Really like Versace Oud Noir, which is kinda loved in the community for smelling like Oud Wood by Tom Ford (another overpriced bougie perfume). But yet again, it is really weak and a bit expensive for what it is.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Oh yes, forgot to mention this one. I got it at X-mas and the women in my family liked it, so I guess it's a hit.

Burberry London, the one for men. Smells heavenly, but it's not a strong one.
Really like Versace Oud Noir, which is kinda loved in the community for smelling like Oud Wood by Tom Ford (another overpriced bougie perfume). But yet again, it is really weak and a bit expensive for what it is.

There's also this Dior Homme one that only one version smells good, d'ya know what I mean?

Some shit like that, could gnaw through a neck of anyone wearing that.

 

[SevenEightNine]

I picked this one off a shelf for obvious reasons, but I was surprised to really like the scent. I had to look up whether they still sell it LOL

 

[Vingle]

There's also this Dior Homme one that only one version smells good, d'ya know what I mean?
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Some shit like that, could gnaw through a neck of anyone wearing that.

I have seen it, but the closest to that I've tried is Versace L'homme. Which smells like a used urinary cake. Yes, the older less known Versace scents is really really bad.

I need to try it one day, and yea. I've seen a lot of sperging about year-to-year formulations.

 

[Honored guest]

As for the cologne question, I don't know if its readily available when you live but I've found Polo to be decent.

 

[Flexo]

Wait... there's more scents out there for men than Old Spice?

Seems gay...

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Name some.
Obviously not saying that there aren't. But name some of your own favorites. I'd be very interested to hear for my own interest.

I'll do the basic bitch thing and lazily reach out for the low-hanging fruit that is sandalwood. There was one scent I remember loving that was a spiced sandalwood, and it honestly smelled like it may have had black pepper in it. I wonder if it's meant to appeal to women who spend a lot of time cooking at home.

 

[CapricornusRex]

I've been a fan of Nassomatto's work. One spritz lasts most of the work day and people have to be up close and personal to smell it so you don't smell like a walking cloud of stink for people with sensitive noses.

 

[Least Concern]

NOT for homos!

 

[Maude Snew]

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NOT for homos!

What's Chris doing with it then? Trannies are like double homos.

 

[Null]

What's Chris doing with it then? Trannies are like double homos.

Oh, sweet summer child. My boy Christine wasn't always so dark.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Honestly, Nick is right that women should not hold major positions of political power, but not for the reasons he thinks. It's not that women are specially evil, it's that women are the more sociable and submissive of the two genders, and they're more likely to feed their children to Moloch because the man on the TV told them to. There's a reason why for most of history men were the decision makers and women were the glue that held society together. It's so frustrating that Nick fails to see this important role for women, and if he was just a little smarter he'd probably get it. It's infuriating that he's just so close to getting it, but he fumbles right before the goal line.

I went to school in a conservative area, and I've lost count of the women I went to school with did a heel turn after 2011 when liberalism became more mainstream. Eventually you just have to accept that there's nothing holding their beliefs in place, and if we were in 1930s Germany the same women chanting ACAB and BLM would be screaming "gas the kikes!" the loudest. The same women bedding hoodrat niggers to piss off daddy and Cheeto Hitler would be looking for the biggest, hunkiest, most Aryan looking men they could and spreading their legs 3 miles wide.

If you let your dog drive a car and he wrecks it, is it the dog's fault or your fault for letting him drive?

 

[Vingle]

From what I've read, Elixir is more of a new scent than actually being Sauvage. So if dear leader won't give up on Sauvage, there are still choices. Until it becomes Guntisil, which may never happen. As the original Eau de Gunt may never be used up.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I would suggest Auric Blends roll on perfumes. Particularly the "love" scent. It's a slight scent that doesn't make you come across as a french whore house and women fucking love it.

 

[Mayhem]

I was going to recommend fragrantica.com to Dear Feeder as it’s the best resource I’ve found for fragrance autists like myself, but it looks like a few folks beat me to it. Fragrance is incredibly personal, IMO, and smells are heavily associated with memories. I have a big collection that I vary according to season, time of day, mood, and occasion.

 

[beautiful person]

I was going to recommend fragrantica.com to Dear Feeder as it’s the best resource I’ve found for fragrance autists like myself, but it looks like a few folks beat me to it. Fragrance is incredibly personal, IMO, and smells are heavily associated with memories. I have a big collection that I vary according to season, time of day, mood, and occasion.

Yeah, I don't know shit about men's fragrances but love Frangratica. It's great for finding perfumes that have specific scents and there are a lot of reviews where they go over things like how strong the fragrance is and how long it lasts. It's also great for finding fragrances that are similar to each other.

 

[Least Concern]

From the Jacob Wohl episode.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Last week's was better.