DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Meerkat Ink]

this is what I mean about having a hard time distinguishing between dent troll or dent fan.

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Like it's something his dent headed fans would say to defend him on but it also reads TOO much like a DSP dent head to the point of making fun of his 5 fans or something phil would say yet he's a member so might as well be a fan.

I'd bet on "real" for this one. And yea, he's a gem

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

this is what I mean about having a hard time distinguishing between dent troll or dent fan.

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Like it's something his dent headed fans would say to defend him on but it also reads TOO much like a DSP dent head to the point of making fun of his 5 fans or something phil would say yet he's a member so might as well be a fan.

Hes just a dent troll

 

[capefear56]

They are. Phil only acknowledges troll tips when he doesn't understand the reference, and then you just get one of his stupid reactions.

Why can't people just stop giving him money.

Many of the "troll" tippers are suspected to be whale socks, especially if they're above the minimum amount.

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

The entire Burnell family is unemployed

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

How much is enough for philburt? Wasn't it proven he was like in the 10% of incomes or at least close to it?

Phil's brain is wired to spend whatever money that isn't required to keep him off the streets. So after he pays his expenses(usually at the last possible minute), the rest is all "fun money."

This is also very evident when he got 1k for his birthday and then was whining the next few days about low support.

No amount of money will satisfy him because he has no concept of "rationing" he just spends it the moment he gets it.

Also his paypigs reinforced in his head alongside the bankruptcy that he doesn't ever have to change this way of life.

You can't ever move to "level 2" of your life if you have no concept of money management.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Phil's brain is wired to spend whatever money that he hasn't used on his monthly bills. So after he pays his expenses(usually at the last possible minute), the rest is all "fun money."

This is also very evident when he got 1k for his birthday and then was whining the next few days about low support.

No amount of money will satisfy him because he has no concept of "rationing" he just spends it the moment he gets it.

Also his paypigs reinforced in his head alongside the bankruptcy that he doesn't ever have to change this way of life.

You can't ever move to "level 2" of your life if you have no concept of money management.

Rainy day money

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Hes just a dent troll
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[King of Hateful Slurs]

>final gameplay elements!
What does that even mean

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

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I don't really understand who these guys are trying to appeal to. Detractors don't care and real dents are annoyed you're making fun of the covenant leader. I guess he's trying to appeal to the small percentage of soft trolls in chat?

One of the most bizarre way to spend money imo. I kinda of understand troll tipping like snowkarl. This level of "trolling tho? Not at all. It's like a step away from gay-ops

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I don't really understand who these guys are trying to appeal to. Detractors don't care and real dents are annoyed you're making fun of the covenant leader. I guess the small percentage of soft trolls in chat? One of the most bizarre way to spend money imo. I kinda of understand troll tipping like snowkarl. This level of "trolling? It's like a step away from gay-ops

I do think he's genuine, because DSP genuinely attracts people like this. I don't know how it works, but he somehow manages to soak up so many degenerate retards that we begin questioning where the retarded degeneracy begins and where it ends. And it's been like this in his pre-lolcow days, still attracted dents. It's just a Phil kinda thing.

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

I do think he's genuine, because DSP genuinely attracts people like this. I don't know how it works, but he somehow manages to soak up so many degenerate retards that we begin questioning where the retarded degeneracy begins and where it ends. And it's been like this in his pre-lolcow days, still attracted dents. It's just a Phil kinda thing.

I know for sure he's not genuine since he's not exactly clever with the sneak denthead remarks. At this point in dsp's drying career, it's most likely a whale playing stupid on a sock account. It's just so strange to me that a grown man spends their time this way.

 

[Balr0g]

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>final gameplay elements!
What does that even mean

6 days into the month and already beg tweeting. seems like those welfare checks are already gone

 

[Iron Father]

lol dsp further proving that keem hit the nail on the head with his level one comment by posing next to his pathetic silver play button from 13 years ago. My dude, nowadays a silver play button is equivalent to a consolation prize. Any 5 year old can get one and many, many, many channels have them. And 13 god damn years passed and he’s still stuck with the level one consolation prize lmao He hasn’t even doubled his number of subs in over a decade! How do you have a channel for so long (and part of that time with the help of MCN’s) and not grow? We all know the answer to that one.

He should ask his paypig cucks to work harder to viewbot him faster to the golden play button, because nigga… this is becoming too sad to look at.

Just to drive this message home even further:

Congrats Phil.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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>final gameplay elements!
What does that even mean

We are getting can shakes EVERY DAY now.

Phil’s supporters in absolute shambles.

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil comes across a two headed dragon

"oh my god, king ghidorah is in the game. it's king ghidorah, that's awesome."

ghidorah has three heads, doesn't he? i'm no godziller fan.

 

[Balr0g]

phil comes across a two headed dragon

"oh my god, king ghidorah is in the game. it's king ghidorah, that's awesome."

ghidorah has three heads, doesn't he? i'm no godziller fan.

Yup it's three heads not two. But hey he tried

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil flexes his knowledge of copyright once again

"this guy is absolutely based off King Ghidorah, it even has the same lazer breath. someone contact Tohoh, someone's getting sued, the lazer breath is totally ripped right from him."

this position makes sense for someone who doesn't know what inspiration is, but still amuses me.

imagine how absolutely fucked the creative landscape would be if this shit works how phil thinks?

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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I'd bet on "real" for this one. And yea, he's a gem

This is the kind of brainwashing you see from Phil fans.

When you slowly turn what should be seen as a donation into an obligation, weak-minded people like Edwards will throw money at people like Phil as an attention grab. It's both hilarious and cringe-worthy no matter how many times I see it.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

phil flexes his knowledge of copyright once again

"this guy is absolutely based off King Ghidorah, it even has the same lazer breath. someone contact Tohoh, someone's getting sued, the lazer breath is totally ripped right from him."

this position makes sense for someone who doesn't know what inspiration is, but still amuses me.

imagine how absolutely fucked the creative landscape would be if this shit works how phil thinks?

AVGN and Howard Stern would have blew his ass out with the number of lawsuits they could pile on Phil since he claimed to be inspired by them.