DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He’s been in the “endgame” of Elden Ring for at least 3 weeks now. I just want it to end.
He just said that he has a cup of coffee around dinner time. Might be the reason why he's up at 2 am tweeting nonsense
He calls his inter-stream meal “dinner” (around 4PM in his time zone). This is despite the fact that it’s the second meal, about 6 hours after he gets up.
 
He plays all sorts of random indie crap all the way to its conclusion so I don't know what you mean here. He consciously avoids anything labeled "sandbox", "puzzle" or "strategy".
By his own admission he has ignored indie games because they are not highly publicized. It's only when they became free with game pass did he actually start looking at them in the slightest. His dismissal of Hollow Knight today shows how little he knows about the indie scene.
 
He got 100 dollars in tips and still extra mad. Wonder if this has anything to do with the you know what.

Well you need $200 for the limited time big discount pulls that will save you $800, Phil must think it's a BUYERS MARKET for sweaty jpeg pulls now

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By his own admission he has ignored indie games because they are not highly publicized. It's only when they became free with game pass did he actually start looking at them in the slightest. His dismissal of Hollow Knight today shows how little he knows about the indie scene.
He doesn't ignore games because they're indie, he ignores games because he doesn't think they're popular. If he were solely opposed to indie games he wouldn't have picked up and played Hades all the way to the end. It being free on gamepass makes no difference, as a $20 barrier to entry is nothing.

He's played:

Rocket League
Hades
SOMA
Cuphead
Hollow Knight
Undertale
Outer Wilds
Firewatch
The Stanley Parable
Don't Starve
Fucking Minecraft
Papers Please

I could go on and on and on. I don't know where you get this impression that he has an aversion specifically to indie games.
 
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I'd bet on "real" for this one. And yea, he's a gem 💎


his "people" sure are a special breed.

this is funny, DSP and Doc are at the same part of the game. They're streaming at the same time.

Doc is using BB and get this, he's actually using taker's flame and not face tanking everything learning the boss patterns and just generally more fun to watch. OH! and 50+ levels under DSP.

Doc started this area well after DSP and is currently fighting Maliketh Just beat Maliketh, DSP is meandering about.
Doc is ofc being Doc about the game which is far more entertaining than DSP whining and being an overall bitch about the game.

EDIT - he tried to use the taker's flame weapon art, he's legit retarded. Legit retarded. Just stood there and ate every hit trying to get takers' flame off. Like he went into tism pattern mode and kept doing it, his mom HAD to be overbearing or DSP would have permanent residence in the burn ward.

holy shit, it was like a bot got stuck.
 
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He doesn't ignore games because they're indie, he ignores games because he doesn't think they're popular. If he were solely opposed to indie games he wouldn't have picked up and played Hades all the way to the end. It being free on gamepass makes no difference, as a $20 barrier to entry is nothing.

He's played:

Rocket League
Hades
SOMA
Cuphead
Hollow Knight
Undertale
Outer Wilds
Firewatch
The Stanley Parable
Don't Starve
Fucking Minecraft
Papers Please

I could go on and on and on. I don't know where you get this impression that he has an aversion specifically to indie games.
Mostly due to his sheer ignorance regarding any game not put out by a major publisher.

The indie games he plays are usually things he is wholly ignorant of that were suggested as viewers choice or they were part of his shit tastic game pass nights. He also hasn't finished many of those games.
 
He doesn't ignore games because they're indie, he ignores games because he doesn't think they're popular. If he were solely opposed to indie games he wouldn't have picked up and played Hades all the way to the end. It being free on gamepass makes no difference, as a $20 barrier to entry is nothing.

He's played:

Rocket League
Hades
SOMA
Cuphead
Hollow Knight
Undertale
Outer Wilds
Firewatch
The Stanley Parable
Don't Starve
Fucking Minecraft
Papers Please

I could go on and on and on. I don't know where you get this impression that he has an aversion specifically to indie games.
If he was smart he'd be playing the popular indie games WHILE they are growing popular and not AFTER the algorithm stops pushing them to the top months later. People like Northernlion, ludwig, Spiffing Brit etc. are playing games like Super Auto Pets, Backpack Hero, Peglin, Vampire Survivors, Mon Bazou and their numbers are huge on those streams. Seems like DSP only gets into games after they have already blown up and arent trending anymore. I watch a few lesser knwon streamers who have gone from a couple thousand viewers to over a million just this year, from playing mostly indie games. They seem to get a massive push on youtube. Its the only reason ive found a few new people to watch. He always gets into shit after its peaked.
 
I will say, it will be difficult for Phil to spam jump attacks on Maliketh, considering he spends most of the fight spinning in the air firing lasers at you. He’s also more aggressive than Malenia with a lot more poise. It’s definitely possible he could generate a good amount of salt.

On another note, this makes Malenia the boss he’s died to the most in any Fromsoft game, doesn’t it? Gundyr had 65 deaths I think, Pontiff had 40+. I’m not sure how many times he died to Ludwig, but I feel like it has to be less than Malenia at this point
Well I was fucking wrong
 
Another example that Phil doesn't understand the concept of triumphing over something difficult without cheesing.

If Phil was offered as a young boy to compete in a 100 meter dash in the Special Olympics with his competition being literal wheelchairs, he'd take it and would act like he just won against Olympic athletes you see on television.


Sad thing is, he would still lose.
 
to be fair i watched Disrespect do literally the same thing vs the Crucible Knight.

Doc did dodge though when the tree sentinel came into melee range but kept getting hit by the Kathren Fireball, it almost seemed like it didn't register to phil he was getting stuffed then phil brushes it off as he was just messing around.

It was very strange
 
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He got 100 dollars in tips and still extra mad. Wonder if this has anything to do with the you know what.
He's mad because he knows the night streams have dried up. $100 day streams simply aren't enough anymore. He was averaging $205 in tips every day last year but it's likely he'll only make $50 at most on tonight's stream, bringing his total for today to $150. A 25% pay cut (and dropping) is a cause for concern.

It's a fairly consistent pattern as well: good day stream, bad night stream for 3-4 days in a row followed by a panic and begcon 1, then he gets saved by one of the dents for one night stream, rinse and repeat.
 
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