DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Esquilax]

is he a bigger whale than OIC, OneMinuteMan, Emil and Derich?

In volume no, but in consistency yes. Dude without fail drops at least $25 on Phil every week. He dropped a grand during a begathon and shortly after (or before?) Complained about needing to save for a car.

He's very around for years but OIC and Emil are relatively new, the last 2 years or so.

And Derich isn't a whale, his parents won't let him use their credit cards for Phil anymore, not for years.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Curious, what's the most angry you have ever seen DSP???? Like what game made him rage the hardest?

WAY too many, but it's a tie between Salt and Sanctuary, FIFA 2012, with an honorable mention of Resident Evil 3.

Phil went into Salt and Sanctuary thinking "Oh, it's easy..." Typical Phil. However, Phil couldn't remember simple hazards and continued to fumble his way through the game, while claiming that he "couldn't remember." hazards that JUST happened a few moments before. My favorite moments is when he looking for a save point, RUNS right past it, and into a boss fight....or simply ignoring signs of a oncoming boss fight by ignoring queues from the game and complaining that the game didn't tell him of an oncoming boss fight. Yes, he rage quit that game and has NEVER gone back to it.

With FIFA 2012, besides him butchering names of football clubs - and this is coming from a Yank for my mentally ill morons on the other side of the pond - he bitched about that he "couldn't play a game." and spend 20 minutes trying to figure out the menu and getting pissed. Once he was able to play a game, he started getting pissy about the controls on beginner. The best part was him gloating about how he was able to "master the controls", he upped the difficulty and got his ass HANDED to him.

There was good salt in FIFA 2012 and Salt and Sanctuary, IMO.

The other one is Resident Evil 3 and the ink ribbon bitching. Still to this VERY day, the idiot saved 33 TIMES and got an F ranking because of it. I honestly thought that was IMPOSSIBLE to get a F ranking in Resident Evil, but Phil being Phil, he finds another rock layer and digs deeper.

There's a ton others of Phil raging, but that's some of my favorites.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

WAY too many, but it's a tie between Salt and Sanctuary, FIFA 2012, with an honorable mention of Resident Evil 3.

Phil went into Salt and Sanctuary thinking "Oh, it's easy..." Typical Phil. However, Phil couldn't remember simple hazards and continued to fumble his way through the game, while claiming that he "couldn't remember." hazards that JUST happened a few moments before. My favorite moments is when he looking for a save point, RUNS right past it, and into a boss fight....or simply ignoring signs of a oncoming boss fight by ignoring queues from the game and complaining that the game didn't tell him of an oncoming boss fight. Yes, he rage quit that game and has NEVER gone back to it.

With FIFA 2012, besides him butchering names of football clubs - and this is coming from a Yank for my mentally ill morons on the other side of the pond - he bitched about that he "couldn't play a game." and spend 20 minutes trying to figure out the menu and getting pissed. Once he was able to play a game, he started getting pissy about the controls on beginner. The best part was him gloating about how he was able to "master the controls", he upped the difficulty and got his ass HANDED to him.

There was good salt in FIFA 2012 and Salt and Sanctuary, IMO.

The other one is Resident Evil 3 and the ink ribbon bitching. Still to this VERY day, the idiot saved 33 TIMES and got an F ranking because of it. I honestly thought that was IMPOSSIBLE to get a F ranking in Resident Evil, but Phil being Phil, he finds another rock layer and digs deeper.

There's a ton others of Phil raging, but that's some of my favorites.

It took him like 19 hours to beat RE3

 

[Iron Father]

Curious, what's the most angry you have ever seen DSP???? Like what game made him rage the hardest?

DSP typically has 2 different types of anger; things that turn into years long grudges and deep salt mines (Gojitenks bodying him in his precious Street Fighter, being known as a scrub in FromSoft games etc) and the manbaby rage stuff that he memoryholes to maintain his Positive Gamer identity.

The latter has a lot of great compilations if that's what you're after.

 

[FormerPro]

Curious, what's the most angry you have ever seen DSP???? Like what game made him rage the hardest?

This flies under the radar, but I'm sure this is the angriest he's ever been on video:

 

[Stephen Hawking]

This flies under the radar, but I'm sure this is the angriest he's ever been on video:

DSP in that video saw a cutscene that starts with a zoom in on a pair of tits, he said "wow thats a great start to a cutscene".
then he made multiple sexual jokes.

Todays Phil is so Asexual that he wouldve said "oh my god, cmon" and looked away.

 

[Iron Father]

@FormerPro holy bacon balls that's a good one.

 

[Dona Morte]

I think DSP should be added here.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Curious, what's the most angry you have ever seen DSP???? Like what game made him rage the hardest?

This was the angriest I've heard him get and he has never replicated it ever again.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Curious, what's the most angry you have ever seen DSP???? Like what game made him rage the hardest?

It's not a game nor would it be considered rage anger but when I think angry Piggy I think that one time he was playing I believe one of the dark souls games and Wings appeared in chat and the dentheads lost their shit and all Piggy could do was seethe and stop playing for several minutes to tell said dentheads he's not going to acknowledge their messages about it. This wasn't pretending to be angry like The Nerd but not really cause he has anger issues no this was legit pissed Piggy.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I don't know if it was the angriest he's ever been, but I remember Phil getting super salty during Mario Tennis (strikers?). I think moments like that are the funniest because you're not expecting such an easy game to give Phil so much grief. Might be because he doesn't bother looking up a guides for those versus a game that's notoriously difficult, like Elden Ring.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

They are. Phil only acknowledges troll tips when he doesn't understand the reference, and then you just get one of his stupid reactions.

Why can't people just stop giving him money.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the people that die this aren’t detractors or “trolls” they are fans of Phil who probably also laugh at detractor/troll memes.

A good portion of his fanbase clearly like him, but also like to make fun of him or see him salty

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

phil flexes his knowledge of copyright once again

"this guy is absolutely based off King Ghidorah, it even has the same lazer breath. someone contact Tohoh, someone's getting sued, the lazer breath is totally ripped right from him."

this position makes sense for someone who doesn't know what inspiration is, but still amuses me.

imagine how absolutely fucked the creative landscape would be if this shit works how phil thinks?

Hey, now that Kentaro Miura (pbuh) is dead he can't sue FromSoftware for every single Dark Souls game for "ripping off" parts of Berserk ack ack ack.

 

[detractorzer0]

I don't know if it was the angriest he's ever been, but I remember Phil getting super salty during Mario Tennis (strikers?). I think moments like that are the funniest because you're not expecting such an easy game to give Phil so much grief. Might be because he doesn't bother looking up a guides for those versus a game that's notoriously difficult, like Elden Ring.

Mario golf rage was pretty good too.

 

[SomeBoyo]

PSA: Archive your favourite detractor videos, shit is getting struck again, David Davidson and 100% a lie are gone, Aqua Teal might be next and that's just those I know of.

He needs a new game since ER, SW are wrapping up, wants to do Retro Summer with his own choice of games but knows noone will watch so he wants a buy-in aka DOA. He also wants YOUR suggestions but there's multiple stipulations: easy to get/play/record, not on PS3 since he still hasn't fixed that, can't be something that was already on a list at one point and failed in one form or another (prestream was wild man). Had such a good time with SF that he went Code Black begging for Bison Hat a billion times. Counting down the SF streams on this collection, get excited for next product. And jaxx prepare your wallet for the final SF stream, again.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 6, 2022 - We Need a New Game Soon! Elden Ring Endgame and Street Fighter Fun

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

I'm curious, did Jasper stop appearing on streams around the time period Kat lost her job?

 

[Balr0g]

Salt and Sacrifice is coming out this month. He can always play another Souls-Like and his fans might gobble it up to see more salt

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I've known Phil for years and I still can't tell whether he hates his detractors or supporters more. I go back and forth. One of life's mysteries.

I think he definitely hates the trolls, but hates the fact that his life is entirely dependent on people who like him but are this retarded. It makes him look bad.

Apparently though, doesn't hate it enough to get a job or work himself out of a position of complete dependency on dents

 

[Retarded Ape Man]

1MM spends at least $150 per week on Phil

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I've known Phil for years and I still can't tell whether he hates his detractors or supporters more. I go back and forth. One of life's mysteries.

I think he definitely hates detractors more. Detractors don't generally give him money so there you go.

I'm curious, did Jasper stop appearing on streams around the time period Kat lost her job?

What if Kat killed the cat out of rage for being fired?