Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Tardski did not know that Jon Miller is black.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Tardski did not know that Jon Miller is black.

Quite a compliment to mister Miller.

 

[K19]

PPP has his highly specialized autistic talents, but isn't very functional outside of his niche of tearing directly into lolcows.

Metokur should ideally replace Tardski full-time. He did most of the heavy lifting with getting the guests to feel comfortable and asking good probing questions.

Andy, just shut the fuck up you useless waste of space. Your constant "WOAHS," "REALLYS" and disgusting cackling borderline ruined the show. Can't believe this retard is pocketing most of the money for contributing little to nothing. There are million other people out there that can do OBS that also have an IQ above 100.

 

[Niggler Antics]

PPP Won

jesus how...?
just how can after all that...
after all that lore dropped...
after all that focus...
after all that normalcy..
does andy just immediately jump back into squealing his fucking squeal laughs at fuentes... stretching...?
lay off the coke bro.
oh of course...

theres the seal clap...

fuck i hate you so much warski...

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

jesus how...? just how can after all that... after all that lore dropped, after all that focus... after all that normality... does andy just immediately jump back into squealing his fucking squeal laughs at fuentes... stretching...?
lay off the coke bro...
oh of course...

theres the seal clap...
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fuck i hate you so much warski...

Goes to show I think PPP and Jim sat Andy down and told him if he talked for more than 10 seconds at a time they were going to nuke him. Andy was shockingly restrained, and I think it is very likely PPP and/or Jim told him before the stream to STFU.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

WAT DA?

 

[trickyzerg23]

WARSKII: Nick says "everyone" he talks to says he has to have a "hot body," but the only people Nick interacts with are MEN.

Somehow, Warskii got the best one-liner of the night!

 

[Niggler Antics]

Goes to show I think PPP and Jim sat Andy down and told him if he talked for more than 10 seconds at a time they were going to nuke him. Andy was shockingly restrained, and I think it is very likely PPP and/or Jim told him before the stream to STFU.

yeah i think the gator remark was more than a friendly jab

 

[grrr]

Second post about Andy--Would they be raking in this much money each stream if not for Andy's enthusiasm while reading the superchats and overall jovial demeanor to the audience? PPP wouldn't be bothered and he'd just get annoyed and bored/sleepy like he does each time. My point is Andy has to be this overly enthusiastic character to some extent because otherwise you'd have two guys sour-pussing every time they have to read the superchats, if they even did read them. I'm not saying that's right, but that's how it works. Paypigs like to have their chats read aloud, and if both hosts aren't into it, they won't be paypigging much if at all.

Andy annoys a lot of people here, me included, but he's kind of a loveable airhead. I can't really hate him. I guess a lot of people here feel differently, but I do think he appeals to normies. He's just got this normie bro energy about him and seems good-natured. Like you'd have a beer with him (while he laughed loudly).

Best stream so far, AF absolutely felted. It's over. Nick got on stream just now on cozy to look at the camera for 10 seconds in sunglasses and a leather jacket, then signed off. My theory is he wasn't going to show up for anything less than more viewers than the KC. Well, he got less by the official count, and as we all know now his numbers are inflated x2. Pathetic.

 

[Gunty King]

Second post about Andy--Would they be raking in this much money each stream if not for Andy's enthusiasm while reading the superchats and overall jovial demeanor to the audience? PPP wouldn't be bothered and he'd just get annoyed and bored/sleepy like he does each time.

I'll be honest, I didn't really notice any decrease in superchat quality during Warski's vacation. Seemed about on par with how Metokur, Josh, or Rekieta read superchats, there's obviously less energy compared to Warski but PPP still read them out well enough and answered all the questions he was asked with the added bonus of no stuttering. At no point did I say "Damn I wish Warski was reading this superchat instead of PPP." But I'm probably alone on this because the paypigs seemed to notice a decline in superchat quality so barely anyone donated while Warski was gone.

 

[CheeseCrackers]

someone said kino casino is the new killstream,but if andy and ppp want to have the popularity old school killstream did they would let on e celebs just to come in for a min and talk. andy said thats what eggy wanted and he said no. i think that was a dumb move,it couldve been funny and chat wanted it. as much as i hate ralph now,he knew how to make entertaining killstreams at the height of popularity. anyone could come on and talk shit and it created more chaos and the streams would go on all night.

a regular nightly show would really be in their best interest to grow and keep up with the happenings.i assume they dont have day jobs so i dont see why that couldnt be doable and improve on what ppl complain about. ppp is too low energy and sometimes can be boring (or ready to fall asleep) while andy annoys everyone with his hype autism. which i dont mind ,i just wish ppp would read super chats to speed things up

 

[Null]

"HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA."
- Andy Warski, 2022.

 

[3322]

Second post about Andy--Would they be raking in this much money each stream if not for Andy's enthusiasm while reading the superchats and overall jovial demeanor to the audience? PPP wouldn't be bothered and he'd just get annoyed and bored/sleepy like he does each time. My point is Andy has to be this overly enthusiastic character to some extent because otherwise you'd have two guys sour-pussing every time they have to read the superchats, if they even did read them. I'm not saying that's right, but that's how it works. Paypigs like to have their chats read aloud, and if both hosts aren't into it, they won't be paypigging much if at all.

Andy annoys a lot of people here, me included, but he's kind of a loveable airhead. I can't really hate him. I guess a lot of people here feel differently, but I do think he appeals to normies. He's just got this normie bro energy about him and seems good-natured. Like you'd have a beer with him (while he laughed loudly).

Best stream so far, AF absolutely felted. It's over. Nick got on stream just now on cozy to look at the camera for 10 seconds in sunglasses and a leather jacket, then signed off. My theory is he wasn't going to show up for anything less than more viewers than the KC. Well, he got less by the official count, and as we all know now his numbers are inflated x2. Pathetic.

Who gives a shit about how much money they make? This is exactly the issue, PPP has sold out and he now cares more about the money than about the content. Warksi is actively ruining the show, talking over guests and constantly interrupting to get his shitty take in. Without Warski this show would be 100x better, but PPP wants to keep him around so he can be lazy, not learn OBS and have him read the superchats. Sad.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Who gives a shit about how much money they make? This is exactly the issue, PPP has sold out and he now cares more about the money than about the content. Warksi is actively ruining the show, talking over guests and constantly interrupting to get his shitty take in. Without Warski this show would be 100x better, but PPP wants to keep him around so he can be lazy, not learn OBS and have him read the superchats. Sad.

PPP has Warski around as a scapegoat for making money and breaking his principles. Sure OBS slave is there, but the primary reason is the fact that he can deflect to Warski if the topic of him taking money now comes up.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Compared to Ralph, Warski's a saint. Compared to most people Warski's a burnout.

I liked PPP more during the Living-With-Surfer days. He still gets that energy sometimes and it's great to see because he's one of the funniest but he's not as animated anymore. I loved when he did the victory dance for Vickers and Ade winning in court and then the sudden turn to demonic chanting for Pantsu being pregnant.

In terms of the workload it seems like PPP gets together clips for the show and he's definitely a better interviewer than Warski. He should read more of the superchats though to help pace the show and with the volume of superchats Andy has to read it gives the impression PPP doesn't do anything.

 

[NetVet]

I am a new member of PPP's kingdom, a mere peasant and a serf, and I'm just posting this to follow this glorious lore, hopefully not too late, and just marvel at what's probably the only normal e-celeb that I'm aware of atm.

Feels good...we made it.

We won.

 

[Jose Jordan]

Compared to Ralph, Warski's a saint. Compared to most people Warski's a burnout.

If people cared about warski he’d be in the same boat as Ralph , he’s no better and at least Ralph gives us something to laugh at (him) , people just want warski gone , he’s hiding all negative superchats about him because there’s A lot on anti warski on the live chat

 

[Novalife]

FUCK I hate Warski

 

[Cavalier_]

I quite like Warski as a hype-man and promoter for the show and he was a lot more bearable today. But having to hear "THIS IS INSANE!", "WOOOOOOOOOAH!" or "ASHTON!!" every time one of his bête noirs makes some shit joke really brings the show down

 

[Chris Mclean]

I can't believe I payed for a month of the cumroad. I want a refund. Here's the entirety of the cumroad content:
"Previously on, Survivor"
"Ashton, I can't wait to see the black girl get voted off"
*PPP sighs* " Yeah, I uh, I hope so man"
"WOAAAAAAHHHH BUDDY! ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON!"
" Yeah?"
"Imagine if like the black people teamed up against the white people. It would be just like in season 69 where Helga won against Phil"
*PPP is visibly lost* "Hehe yeah it would"
"These rules suck why is this show still going on? We should be watching something els- WOAH ASHTON LOOK ITS THE BUFF BLONDE GUY HES TOTALLY SEX- I MEAN CHAD HE'S A RIPPED CHAD LIKE THOR OR JESUS.....Ashton.... Ashton..."
"yeah Andy?"
"imagine if the Chad guy,right? Imagine if he ripped the black girls head off. BOOM NO MORE BLACK PEOPLE."


Have people actually been paying for this since it launched?

I watched some of it on bitchute and PPPs racist predictions were pretty kino. First episode or so, Warski has watched the season before.
*Survivors faced with an easy puzzle or 4 hours of heavy physical labour, one guess if they get it wrong they get a penealty*
PPP: Well obviously the retard tribe there can't solve the puzzle but they have a lot of blacks, so i think they are just gonna put them to work.
Warski: Starts laughing. *as it's exactly what happens*

Second post about Andy--Would they be raking in this much money each stream if not for Andy's enthusiasm while reading the superchats and overall jovial demeanor to the audience? PPP wouldn't be bothered and he'd just get annoyed and bored/sleepy like he does each time. My point is Andy has to be this overly enthusiastic character to some extent because otherwise you'd have two guys sour-pussing every time they have to read the superchats, if they even did read them. I'm not saying that's right, but that's how it works. Paypigs like to have their chats read aloud, and if both hosts aren't into it, they won't be paypigging much if at all.

Andy annoys a lot of people here, me included, but he's kind of a loveable airhead. I can't really hate him. I guess a lot of people here feel differently, but I do think he appeals to normies. He's just got this normie bro energy about him and seems good-natured. Liked you'd have a beer with him (while he laughed loudly).

Who gives a fuck about the money they are making? Im here for the content and Andy is making that content worse. What Signalboot or some other braindead retard thinks about their 2 dollar superchat reading couldn't be less relevant.

Im almost convinced that people who aren't bothered by Tardski don't watch the show and instead remember Warski live from 2018.

Goes to show I think PPP and Jim sat Andy down and told him if he talked for more than 10 seconds at a time they were going to nuke him. Andy was shockingly restrained, and I think it is very likely PPP and/or Jim told him before the stream to STFU.

Warski was great last rakeback not as annyoing as he is usually but he was back in full force yesterday. I almost had to turn the stream off when he kept interupting or doing the WOOOOOAAAAHs. Tardski there are 4 people on the show all of them more intressting and intelligent then you shut the fuck up. Thank fuck PPP was able to keep the fucking cloutchasers out Warski was salivating at the tought.

I also don't get why he's so happy that AF is being destroyed there are soon 50 spergs that all can use obs and read superchats. Beardson would make a much better cohost then you as would most of the Nick first spergs.