Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[James done did it]

I agree. Chris Chan just makes me feel sad and nauseous.
Patrick, however. He sees clapping back at stalker childs as righteous acts of internet holy war. He will never stop, he's said so himself.
The only victims in this dopey crusade are the minutes of my day, and the barstools at Hooligans. It's so childish, so silly, you can't help but laugh.

Modern sci-fi writers don't do enough drugs. I would love a Patrick drug arc.
Can you imagine this dude on acid?

Acid might unfuck some of his anal retentive tendencies and reduce his lolcow factor.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Patrick’s new fence is facing the wrong way and isn’t up to code (all structural elements must face inwards to your property). I wonder if a concerned neighbour will report it?

https://city.milwaukee.gov/DNS/Inspections_Sections/DNSSPECIAL

• Fences - Fences in the City are required to have a permit and must meet specific criteria when being built. In general, front yard fences are limited to 4 feet, side yard fences are limited to 4 feet but may have an additional two feet added if that addition is at least 50% see through, and rear yard fences are limited to 6 feet. Please follow the link to see the complete fence code which addresses allowed fence materials, vision triangles, and setbacks. Property owners who wish to build a fence that is outside of the acceptable conditions may apply to the Board of Zoning Appeals for a dimensional variance.

 

[Helium Bubble]

He probably decided to write sci fi because it has the word science in it.

He probably gravitated toward it because you can pretty much just make up whatever the hell you want as long as you can build a coherent universe for it to exist in, and tell a story that's good enough for people to ignore the holes. Philip Jose Farmer thought, "How do I get every historical character ever in one place?" and wrote Riverworld. He got away with it because he was actually a skilled writer and storyteller. Then he thought, "What if a planet was shaped like a wedding cake?" and we got World of Tiers brain caps with needles in them that suck your consciousness out of your head. Niven and Pournelle thought, "What if the Earth was invaded by *rolls 4d6* *consults spreadsheet*... Space travelling baby elephants with guns?" and we got Footfall. Fantasy, same thing. As long as you can make a system that's coherent in context and consistent with the rules you've built for your universe, and you use those tools to tell an interesting story within it, readers will give you a lot of leeway.

Patrick... Does not have these gifts.

And honestly, what else could he write? Historical fiction? He'd get laughed out of the room. Horror? He has no imagination. Romance? His heroines would be forcing themselves on paper thin self insert versions of himself and having lesbian group sex after their kickboxing tournaments or some shit.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Patrick’s new fence is facing the wrong way and isn’t up to code (all structural elements must face inwards to your property). I wonder if a concerned neighbour will report it?

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Why the did he make his fence backwards. You dont want the easily climbable side facing the outside to begin with, to say nothing of how awful it looks.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Why the did he make his fence backwards. You dont want the easily climbable side facing the outside to begin with, to say nothing of how awful it looks.

It also looks suspiciously too tall, I believe 4ft is the limit to be up to code. It would be a shame if a neighbour complained about their light being blocked.

 

[James done did it]

Look how uneven the top is, there's no way a professional company other than the cheapest contractor possible did that. Maybe he actually did build his own fence. It looks like something someone who had a 1.7GPA would build anyways.

As for why he put the structural stuff on the outside, a lot of assholes do that for aesthetic reasons. But I have a hard time buying that argument here since the fence is an ugly piece of shit.

 

[AnOminous]

TBH I kinda thought that's what he was doing already, what with all the psychic stuff and other weirdness in his books.

The Exegesis is a blast, the parts that have been published anyway. It's probably well over a million words and even the published excerpts of it are 400,000 or so. A lot of the distilled concepts from it ended up in VALIS, The Divine Invasion, and The Transmigration of Timothy Archer, although it's filtered through a narrative structure, whereas the Exegesis itself is unfiltered madness.

It also looks suspiciously too tall, I believe 4ft is the limit to be up to code. It would be a shame if a neighbour complained about their light being blocked.

I wonder if it's a spite fence because he has some insane squabble with his neighbor(s).

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Patrick’s new fence is facing the wrong way and isn’t up to code (all structural elements must face inwards to your property). I wonder if a concerned neighbour will report it?

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Oh, this is great. Much like the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, Patrick has checked another lolcow box that might be my favorite: terrible home improvements. I hope Handyman Pat becomes a new saga, there's lots of great entertainment if he decides to "fix" other parts of his home. I can't wait.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Some Pat high school content to put the bad grades into context

Pat had no job in 2013, this did not occur. I wonder what he answered when people asked if he had any kids. 1.7 GPA "dork" and "nerd" btw.

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "Nerd-digger: the popular girl at th…

archived 7 May 2022 20:44:59 UTC

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exuding masculinity as usual, limp wristed queer:

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "My 20 yr high school reunion is thi…

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backhanded compliment to his classmates, unemployed deadbeat dad that has literal tantrums daily talks about others' "personal growth". All because they didn't call Pat a sissy (to his face) during the reunion:

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@oldscout I reluctantly went to my …

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Pat "the best and brightest" of the rural kids found a new home, another rehash of his autistic compulsion to repeat the same thing over and over again

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "Yep. We sprang from you. And you dr…

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[AnOminous]

Pat had no job in 2013, this did not occur. I wonder what he answered when people asked if he had any kids. 1.7 GPA "dork" and "nerd" btw.

Rick was no nerd. Nerds get good grades. He was a geek but not the good grades kind, or even the sideshow kind, both of which have uses, but the kind Classy Freddie Blassie sang about, the vile and worthless pencil-neck variety.

Oh, this is great. Much like the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, Patrick has checked another lolcow box that might be my favorite: terrible home improvements.

Also ones made out of spite against your neighbors. That looks like a classic spite fence, which means either he doesn't get along with his neighbors (which would be shocking) or he's so disrespectful of their property and view that he constructs an offensively ugly monstrosity directly adjoining their property just not caring about it.

Then there's the other option which is that he wants to obstruct the view because he doesn't want people to see him making the pepperoni.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

hey FATASS, is anyone publishing and distributing the leaked SCOTUS draft comitting a crime too? This 1.7 GPA retard should've payed closer attention to the First Amendment in civics class, would've saved him a ton of money on the lolsuit.

I'll note that releasing student records may actually constitute a federal crime under FERPA (and additional state regulations), depending on circumstances. However, like HIPAA, it's only a crime for the institution in question and not anyone else who they may be 'leaked' to. I have no idea if FERPA protection lasts until someone dies, or what.

It's also unlikely that the federal government will send a forensics team to try and track it down... although I'm sure the federal department of education has a fucking swat team or something in the budget so maybe pat is in luck, he may finally find someone bored enough to make a few phone calls to justify their existance.

 

[AnOminous]

hey FATASS, is anyone publishing and distributing the leaked SCOTUS draft comitting a crime too?

I believe it quite possibly constituted obstruction of justice to release a draft like this in the hopes of inciting civil unrest to influence the ultimate outcome of a case, in violation of a duty of confidentiality. However, anyone who had no participation in the release of the draft can do whatever they like with it. It was not their obligation to protect this information, they had no duty of confidentiality, and having obtained the material through no unlawful act of their own, they can use it as they wish.

 

[Broadside]

Patrick’s new fence is facing the wrong way and isn’t up to code (all structural elements must face inwards to your property). I wonder if a concerned neighbour will report it?

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Holy fuck, what a retard

 

[James done did it]

Rick was no nerd. Nerds get good grades. He was a geek but not the good grades kind, or even the sideshow kind, both of which have uses, but the kind Classy Freddie Blassie sang about, the vile and worthless pencil-neck variety.

Also ones made out of spite against your neighbors. That looks like a classic spite fence, which means either he doesn't get along with his neighbors (which would be shocking) or he's so disrespectful of their property and view that he constructs an offensively ugly monstrosity directly adjoining their property just not caring about it.

Then there's the other option which is that he wants to obstruct the view because he doesn't want people to see him making the pepperoni.

I think his "neighbor" on that side is a low income apartment building probably full of negroes. My best guess is Nikki asked him to put the easily climbable side on the outside so her paramours could easily climb the fence for a late night fling.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is so desperate for new followers that he pinned his dumb abortion trolley problem tweet from five years ago:

Tweets like this make me think that Pat honestly despises his wife. He knows full well that this would be posted on multiple forums and photo-shopped.



Unlike the lawsuit judgement piggy isn't running from his high school transcripts:

More stalker oinking:

 

[Nihil Jung]

My spouse is a casual viewer of Fatrick's escapades by proxy, the bringing up his abandoned daughter for internet clout enraged her.

I hope once Mersh doc 2.0 drops porsalin resumes his Fatrick series.

I also just noticed something in the majority of his pictures:
He's really fucking fat.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He actually loves this shit. I don't know if it was calculated at first but it is now. Rascals make him the victim he badly wants to be.

You can tell he's a lolcow because he chooses the hardest, most time-consuming way possible for becoming a victim. A "normal" white guy who wants to be a victim just puts on a dress and troons out. Maybe it's Rick's cry for help, he's so dead inside (from being a retard, a failed author, a cuck, and years of stuffing his increasingly fat face with dead negro pepperoni) that a fanbase of internet trolls brings him meaning to his miserable life.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Patrick’s new fence is facing the wrong way and isn’t up to code (all structural elements must face inwards to your property). I wonder if a concerned neighbour will report it?

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https://city.milwaukee.gov/DNS/Inspections_Sections/DNSSPECIAL

• Fences - Fences in the City are required to have a permit and must meet specific criteria when being built. In general, front yard fences are limited to 4 feet, side yard fences are limited to 4 feet but may have an additional two feet added if that addition is at least 50% see through, and rear yard fences are limited to 6 feet. Please follow the link to see the complete fence code which addresses allowed fence materials, vision triangles, and setbacks. Property owners who wish to build a fence that is outside of the acceptable conditions may apply to the Board of Zoning Appeals for a dimensional variance.

I can already see one violation since he put the posts facing away from the property

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Holy fuck, what a retard

Correction: what a fat retard.

 

[AnOminous]

I think his "neighbor" on that side is a low income apartment building probably full of negroes. My best guess is Nikki asked him to put the easily climbable side on the outside so her paramours could easily climb the fence for a late night fling.

He literally built a wall not to have to witness the existence of Negroes? Even though their children provide him most of his income? What a cad and a bounder!